Dick Dasterdly

Well to be fair I never begrudged them anything.
Indeed on Christmas Day I always gave them a double helping of cake,....cowcake that is.

However alcoholic mince pies, thats something else, especially bearing in mind that many animals are super sensitive to alcohol.

I had no fancy for going down the farm on Xmas morning to try and milk a bunch of drunk and disorderly cows.
Lord knows, I already had enough on my plate dealing with the mad one in the farmhouse.