Offering Matt a special pill

I know how it feels!!

Couldn't be more wrong.


I love my life, adore my job, earn shed loads, am adored by my clients, and while
the family are nuts, I'm pretty good with them.

You sound almost purrrrrfect..........

almost, now if he had given me a longer tongue...............

I'm not even going there.............

You sound like you have the perfect life....well, except for the tongue thingie

Think yerself lucky, you might of ended up at the post office sticking stamps on parcels.

and you've got an over active imagination

what was that??


Oh yeah, BUMP!

Handing you a plaster

your a woman, I'm not listening to you!!

Ladies, ladies, ladies .......... unlike you lot we only speak when we have something interesting to say .... we don't waste valuable effort just chatting ... do we Matt .... everything we post is important .... isn't it Matt .... matt ..... MAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT

Matt has made it perfectly clear that he likes to be thought of as a woman.........