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rugbymatt May 13th 2007 4:22 am

The men only thread!!
 
Here we can talk about scratching those itchy areas, sport till we drop and any other testosterone filled crap we see fit.


But under no circumstances must any women come in and disturb our peace and quiet!

Ka Ora! May 13th 2007 4:28 am

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Can we talk about getting lucky

rugbymatt May 13th 2007 4:30 am

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Originally Posted by Ka Ora! (Post 4774670)
Can we talk about getting lucky

so long as its is tasteful.

Ka Ora! May 13th 2007 4:31 am

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Ok feel the force

rugbymatt May 13th 2007 4:32 am

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Originally Posted by Ka Ora! (Post 4774684)
Ok feel the force

Ray would have heart failure at that pic!

Ka Ora! May 13th 2007 4:33 am

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im laughing so hard snot is still coming out

Ka Ora! May 13th 2007 4:36 am

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Is this you

rugbymatt May 13th 2007 4:39 am

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funnily enough I saw this ant thought it was you!

montgomail May 13th 2007 4:51 am

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Hello you naughty lot.

From a woman,
ha ha

rugbymatt May 13th 2007 4:52 am

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Originally Posted by montgomail (Post 4774786)
Hello you naughty lot.

From a woman,
ha ha

there was a warning at the top of the thread!

Mitzyboy May 13th 2007 4:53 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 4774792)
there was a warning at the top of the thread!

It said "Rugbymatt" :)

montgomail May 13th 2007 4:54 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 4774792)
there was a warning at the top of the thread!

Sew?

rugbymatt May 13th 2007 4:54 am

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Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 4774796)
It said "Rugbymatt" :)

shut up you and sort out your avatar, I still cant see it!

Mitzyboy May 13th 2007 4:55 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 4774804)
shut up you and sort out your avatar, I still cant see it!


Oh I didn't realise

Its a picture of a cat sitting on a sofa with its legs apart holding a TV remote and with a bottle of beer :)

Big Pete May 13th 2007 4:56 am

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Heres a interesting question ,


Why is it that men go bald on top yet the nose hairs grow more ?

Rosemary May 13th 2007 4:57 am

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You forget that women are much, much braver than men and dare to go where others would not go....proof is in the snow woman picture.

Rosemary

lynnxa May 13th 2007 4:59 am

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mitzy & matt

lynnxa May 13th 2007 5:00 am

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Originally Posted by The Oddities (Post 4774819)
You forget that women are much, much braver than men and dare to go where others would not go....proof is in the snow woman picture.

Rosemary

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

montgomail May 13th 2007 5:02 am

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Originally Posted by The Oddities (Post 4774819)
You forget that women are much, much braver than men and dare to go where others would not go....proof is in the snow woman picture.

Rosemary

Do you consider yourself a brave woman, Rosemary? ;)

Rosemary May 13th 2007 5:06 am

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Originally Posted by montgomail (Post 4774845)
Do you consider yourself a brave woman, Rosemary? ;)

No. I am the one USING the whip!!!!

Rosemary

Mitzyboy May 13th 2007 5:07 am

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Originally Posted by Big Pete (Post 4774815)
Heres a interesting question ,


Why is it that men go bald on top yet the nose hairs grow more ?

Is this from personal experience?

Mitzyboy May 13th 2007 5:08 am

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Originally Posted by lynnxa (Post 4774827)
mitzy & matt

I like cookies:thumbup:

lynnxa May 13th 2007 5:09 am

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Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 4774888)
I like cookies:thumbup:

but do you make them?

Mitzyboy May 13th 2007 5:10 am

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Originally Posted by lynnxa (Post 4774890)
but do you make them?

Does it involve turning an oven on?

lynnxa May 13th 2007 5:12 am

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Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 4774894)
Does it involve turning an oven on?

oh - forgot...you can't do them on a BBQ can you?:p

Mitzyboy May 13th 2007 5:18 am

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Originally Posted by lynnxa (Post 4774908)
oh - forgot...you can't do them on a BBQ can you?:p


I'm not allowed to turn ovens on.
Seriously I did cook once ... it was about 1976 in Northfield Birmingham. My wife still remembers it now, especially the cream of mushroom soup which had two cartons of cream in it and was apparantly the best she ever tasted

crispy May 13th 2007 6:34 am

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Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 4774933)
I'm not allowed to turn ovens on.
Seriously I did cook once ... it was about 1976 in Northfield Birmingham. My wife still remembers it now, especially the cream of mushroom soup which had two cartons of cream in it and was apparantly the best she ever tasted

Is that why your avatar looks like the cat that has got the cream. Oh by the way call be crispyboy:wub:

derbyflan May 13th 2007 6:51 am

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Just got back from a stag do. Went quad biking, drinking heavily and had lots of kebabs with hard as nails chilli sauce on them.

Do I qualify for this thread?

lynnxa May 13th 2007 6:53 am

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Originally Posted by derbyflan (Post 4775304)
Just got back from a stag do. Went quad biking, drinking heavily and had lots of kebabs with hard as nails chilli sauce on them.

Do I qualify for this thread?

nope.........too much testosterone.........

it's been taken over by the women:p

Big Pete May 13th 2007 7:48 am

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Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 4774878)
Is this from personal experience?

Yea . i am forever trimming me nose lately , never used to touch it years ago :rofl:

Big Pete May 13th 2007 7:49 am

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Originally Posted by derbyflan (Post 4775304)
Just got back from a stag do. Went quad biking, drinking heavily and had lots of kebabs with hard as nails chilli sauce on them.

Do I qualify for this thread?

:rofl: yep a proper man ..

Miss Naughty May 13th 2007 11:09 am

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Had to come in and have a look guys;)

keithwalters May 13th 2007 11:37 am

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Now who couldn´t find this funny?:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxQW9...elated&search=

Bigbhudda69 May 13th 2007 10:25 pm

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Originally Posted by derbyflan (Post 4775304)
Just got back from a stag do. Went quad biking, drinking heavily and had lots of kebabs with hard as nails chilli sauce on them.

Do I qualify for this thread?

:eek: :curse:

Just had a large dose of ECT, the volts have cremated me nose and ear hairs, am on double tranqulisers and nursey has tightened me jacket one more notch and the mask is back on....:eek: ....do I qualify....I know where you are......:curse:

montgomail May 14th 2007 2:38 am

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Originally Posted by Bigbhudda69 (Post 4777741)
:eek: :curse:

Just had a large dose of ECT, the volts have cremated me nose and ear hairs, am on double tranqulisers and nursey has tightened me jacket one more notch and the mask is back on....:eek: ....do I qualify....I know where you are......:curse:

You have been watching too many Jack Nicholson movies.

MnM May 14th 2007 3:08 am

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Originally Posted by Bigbhudda69 (Post 4777741)
:eek: :curse:

Just had a large dose of ECT, the volts have cremated me nose and ear hairs, am on double tranqulisers and nursey has tightened me jacket one more notch and the mask is back on....:eek: ....do I qualify....I know where you are......:curse:

Better to be overmedicated than undermedicated :p

MnM May 14th 2007 3:09 am

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Originally Posted by MnM (Post 4779007)
Better to be overmedicated than undermedicated :p

Oh dear.....did I just post in the men only thread????????

Guess my medication was on the thin side ;)

Bigbhudda69 May 14th 2007 3:16 am

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Originally Posted by montgomail (Post 4778869)
You have been watching too many Jack Nicholson movies.

:eek: ...What's it's got to do with golf..??....:eek:

Bigbhudda69 May 14th 2007 3:19 am

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Originally Posted by MnM (Post 4779019)
Oh dear.....did I just post in the men only thread????????

Guess my medication was on the thin side ;)

:eek: ..it must be all that testosterone coming off Michael with the new bike....vrooooooom....now take some more Valie and pop back to the kitchen...:eek: :eek: ;)

mrsjdr May 14th 2007 3:43 am

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Originally Posted by MnM (Post 4779019)
Oh dear.....did I just post in the men only thread????????

Guess my medication was on the thin side ;)

Whoops, I just poped in here by mistake also.........too smelly, not enough pink things eh bigbudda????:)


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