Made me laugh :) (To cheer up OnlineAmiga)
Mar 30th 2007, 10:03 pm
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Made me laugh :) (To cheer up OnlineAmiga)
An American tourist in Spain decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own.
He wanders around and eventually stops at a pub to try a pint or two of Spanish beer.
He continues sight-seeing and after a while, finds himself in a very high class area.
Large stately residences... no pubs, no shops, no restaurants, and worst of all... NO PUBLIC TOILETS.
He desperately needs to go, after all those pints of beer.
He sees a narrow side street with high walls surrounding an adjacent building, and decides to use the wall to solve his problem.
As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a Spanish policeman who says, "You can't do that here sir!"
"I'm very sorry officer," replies the American, "but I really HAVE TO GO, and I just can't find a public toilet."
"Ah," said the bobby, "just follow me!" He leads him into the back alley, then along a wall to a gate, which he opens.
In there," points the bobby, "Whiz away sir, anywhere you want."
The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen. Manicured lawns, fountains, sculptured hedges, and huge
beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom.
Since he has the cop's blessing, he unburdens himself and is greatly relieved.
As he goes back through the gate, he says to the bobby, "That was really decent of you. Is that what you call 'Spanish Hospitality?'“?
"No sir", replied the bobby, "It's what we call the British Embassy."
He wanders around and eventually stops at a pub to try a pint or two of Spanish beer.
He continues sight-seeing and after a while, finds himself in a very high class area.
Large stately residences... no pubs, no shops, no restaurants, and worst of all... NO PUBLIC TOILETS.
He desperately needs to go, after all those pints of beer.
He sees a narrow side street with high walls surrounding an adjacent building, and decides to use the wall to solve his problem.
As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a Spanish policeman who says, "You can't do that here sir!"
"I'm very sorry officer," replies the American, "but I really HAVE TO GO, and I just can't find a public toilet."
"Ah," said the bobby, "just follow me!" He leads him into the back alley, then along a wall to a gate, which he opens.
In there," points the bobby, "Whiz away sir, anywhere you want."
The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen. Manicured lawns, fountains, sculptured hedges, and huge
beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom.
Since he has the cop's blessing, he unburdens himself and is greatly relieved.
As he goes back through the gate, he says to the bobby, "That was really decent of you. Is that what you call 'Spanish Hospitality?'“?
"No sir", replied the bobby, "It's what we call the British Embassy."
Mar 30th 2007, 10:09 pm
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Re: Made me laugh :) (To cheer up OnlineAmiga)
An American tourist in Spain decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own.
He wanders around and eventually stops at a pub to try a pint or two of Spanish beer.
He continues sight-seeing and after a while, finds himself in a very high class area.
Large stately residences... no pubs, no shops, no restaurants, and worst of all... NO PUBLIC TOILETS.
He desperately needs to go, after all those pints of beer.
He sees a narrow side street with high walls surrounding an adjacent building, and decides to use the wall to solve his problem.
As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a Spanish policeman who says, "You can't do that here sir!"
"I'm very sorry officer," replies the American, "but I really HAVE TO GO, and I just can't find a public toilet."
"Ah," said the bobby, "just follow me!" He leads him into the back alley, then along a wall to a gate, which he opens.
In there," points the bobby, "Whiz away sir, anywhere you want."
The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen. Manicured lawns, fountains, sculptured hedges, and huge
beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom.
Since he has the cop's blessing, he unburdens himself and is greatly relieved.
As he goes back through the gate, he says to the bobby, "That was really decent of you. Is that what you call 'Spanish Hospitality?'“?
"No sir", replied the bobby, "It's what we call the British Embassy."
He wanders around and eventually stops at a pub to try a pint or two of Spanish beer.
He continues sight-seeing and after a while, finds himself in a very high class area.
Large stately residences... no pubs, no shops, no restaurants, and worst of all... NO PUBLIC TOILETS.
He desperately needs to go, after all those pints of beer.
He sees a narrow side street with high walls surrounding an adjacent building, and decides to use the wall to solve his problem.
As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a Spanish policeman who says, "You can't do that here sir!"
"I'm very sorry officer," replies the American, "but I really HAVE TO GO, and I just can't find a public toilet."
"Ah," said the bobby, "just follow me!" He leads him into the back alley, then along a wall to a gate, which he opens.
In there," points the bobby, "Whiz away sir, anywhere you want."
The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen. Manicured lawns, fountains, sculptured hedges, and huge
beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom.
Since he has the cop's blessing, he unburdens himself and is greatly relieved.
As he goes back through the gate, he says to the bobby, "That was really decent of you. Is that what you call 'Spanish Hospitality?'“?
"No sir", replied the bobby, "It's what we call the British Embassy."
good one
Mar 30th 2007, 10:51 pm
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Re: Made me laugh :) (To cheer up OnlineAmiga)
Mar 31st 2007, 1:13 am
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Re: Made me laugh :) (To cheer up OnlineAmiga)
I think you guys might like this one...
Rivalidad (Rivalry) [video]
I'm sure its just what Andrew would like his new job in Málaga to be like
Rivalidad (Rivalry) [video]
I'm sure its just what Andrew would like his new job in Málaga to be like
Mar 31st 2007, 6:55 am
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Re: Made me laugh :) (To cheer up OnlineAmiga)
I think you guys might like this one...
Rivalidad (Rivalry) [video]
I'm sure its just what Andrew would like his new job in Málaga to be like
Rivalidad (Rivalry) [video]
I'm sure its just what Andrew would like his new job in Málaga to be like
Im submiting my cv now
Mar 31st 2007, 8:41 am
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Re: Made me laugh :) (To cheer up OnlineAmiga)
Thanks for that guys - we've had some rotten news regarding our place in Spain today and you have put a smile back on our faces at least for a little while 
Mar 31st 2007, 9:32 am
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Re: Made me laugh :) (To cheer up OnlineAmiga)
Top 10 Peter Kay Quotes
"Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones."
"At the end of every party there is always a girl crying."
"One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger."
"Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl."
"You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses."
"Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school."
"The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity."
"Old women with mobile phones look wrong."
"Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush."
"There’s no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something."
"Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones."
"At the end of every party there is always a girl crying."
"One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger."
"Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl."
"You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses."
"Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school."
"The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity."
"Old women with mobile phones look wrong."
"Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush."
"There’s no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something."
Mar 31st 2007, 4:57 pm
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Re: Made me laugh :) (To cheer up OnlineAmiga)
Top 10 Peter Kay Quotes
"Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones."
"At the end of every party there is always a girl crying."
"One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger."
"Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl."
"You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses."
"Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school."
"The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity."
"Old women with mobile phones look wrong."
"Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush."
"There’s no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something."
"Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones."
"At the end of every party there is always a girl crying."
"One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger."
"Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl."
"You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses."
"Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school."
"The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity."
"Old women with mobile phones look wrong."
"Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush."
"There’s no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something."
Apr 4th 2007, 12:22 pm
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Location: Estepona, Spain
Posts: 633
Re: Made me laugh :) (To cheer up OnlineAmiga)
Cheers guys didnt spot this thread when it was originally posted stumbled across it by accident! Tho i wasnt online much when this thread was posted as it was the day i met a crash barrier at 50mph head on.
Anyway slight update on that, insurance have definately decided the car is to be no more, so thats a cheque for just £7500 (car was £14500 26 months ago) heading my way, which ill use to get something in spain when i get there.
Will check the video out when i get home and can watch videos with sound
Cheers all
Tho i wasnt online much when this thread was posted as it was the day i met a crash barrier at 50mph head on.Anyway slight update on that, insurance have definately decided the car is to be no more, so thats a cheque for just £7500 (car was £14500 26 months ago) heading my way, which ill use to get something in spain when i get there.
Will check the video out when i get home and can watch videos with sound
Cheers all
