I'm the itch that you can't scratch.....

You are the cream in my coffee, the butter on my raisin toast...

well now we have established that how are you?

I ain't missing you at all, since you've been gone away...

well I'm like a bat out of hell.....



(it was the only cheesy 80's lyric I could think of!)

If i didn't know better, i could have sworn i was sat next to Matt in the Bailey on Sunday aft... Matt you have a double wondering around Perth

I want you, I need you but I'm never gonna lovvvvvve you but two out of three ain't bad.

Come to Oz, we only have cheesy music played on the radio. Every song on every channel is shite.

Would God have done that to the world?

Honest to god, this guy was the double, i nearly fell off my chair. My OH was wondering what i was on.

Are you sure it wasn't the guy off of Little Britain?

right thats it, I will no longer think of you when I am being "close" with my partner.....

dh wants that at his funeral

And I will strike you out of my thoughts whilst rubbing against mine.

I wish it was me, then I would be there, not here....

I want "oops I did it again..."

Let's hope you are here soon.