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me me May 26th 2008 3:48 am

lost banana
 
Help Ive lost a banana, Just took the last banana out of the fruit bowl, when the phone started ringing. I started to walk around a put a few things away whilst talking on the phone. Then I remembered about the banana, and now I cant find it. How difficult is it to lose a banana after all it is not so small and it is a distinctive shape and a vibrant yellow. I have been searching for about 10 minutes, and cannot find the bl****y thing. I am driving myself nuts.............

Icarus May 26th 2008 3:52 am

Re: lost banana
 

Originally Posted by me me (Post 6395904)
Help Ive lost a banana, Just took the last banana out of the fruit bowl, when the phone started ringing. I started to walk around a put a few things away whilst talking on the phone. Then I remembered about the banana, and now I cant find it. How difficult is it to lose a banana after all it is not so small and it is a distinctive shape and a vibrant yellow. I have been searching for about 10 minutes, and cannot find the bl****y thing. I am driving myself nuts.............

This happened to me once ...... i learned my lesson i can tell you .

good luck

Lionda May 26th 2008 3:58 am

Re: lost banana
 
This morning I ate the last banana out of our fruit bowl......been shopping though and now have 6 more in there :D

rugbymatt May 26th 2008 3:58 am

Re: lost banana
 

Originally Posted by Icarus (Post 6395919)
This happened to me once ...... i learned my lesson i can tell you .

good luck

don't tell me, the lesson you learned was not to post inane crap on a forum every time something trivial happens in your life?

Mitzyboy May 26th 2008 4:02 am

Re: lost banana
 
Yes, we have no bananas, and I am feeling very left out now


Yes! We have no bananas
We have no bananas today!!
We have string beans and onions, cabBAges and scallions
And all kinds of fruit and say
We have an old fashioned toMAHto
A Long Island poTAHto, but

Yes! We have no bananas
We have no bananas today!"

Same Difference May 26th 2008 4:04 am

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Will someone please tell me that the threads I start are no way as bananas as this one! :lol:

rugbymatt May 26th 2008 4:05 am

Re: lost banana
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6395967)
Will someone please tell me that the threads I start are no way as bananas as this one! :lol:

The OP is a fruit, don't worry

Mitzyboy May 26th 2008 4:07 am

Re: lost banana
 
Oh bugger, now I've lost my apples ....... what a day this is turning out to be :blink:

Mitzyboy May 26th 2008 4:07 am

Re: lost banana
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6395967)
Will someone please tell me that the threads I start are no way as bananas as this one! :lol:

Wheres me email then :)

Same Difference May 26th 2008 4:09 am

Re: lost banana
 

Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 6395979)
Wheres me email then :)

On its way.......I had to go out in the cold and take pics for you and now its taking bloody ages to attach!! :p

Mitzyboy May 26th 2008 4:10 am

Re: lost banana
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6395985)
On its way.......I had to go out in the cold and take pics for you and now its taking bloody ages to attach!! :p

Its cold where you are? You dont need an awning, just give it to me.

rugbymatt May 26th 2008 4:11 am

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Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 6395979)
Wheres me email then :)

stop hijacking!

Same Difference May 26th 2008 4:11 am

Re: lost banana
 

Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 6395990)
Its cold where you are? You dont need an awning, just give it to me.

We have had 3 weeks of lousy rotten weather.........the awning hasnt been out once!!

Same Difference May 26th 2008 4:12 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6395992)
stop hijacking!

You tell him Matt!! :lol:

Bananas.........the bloody lot of you!! :p

rugbymatt May 26th 2008 4:14 am

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6395999)
You tell him Matt!! :lol:

Bananas.........the bloody lot of you!! :p

He was making a monkey out of this thread!

Mitzyboy May 26th 2008 4:14 am

Re: lost banana
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6395992)
stop hijacking!

I'm talking about a yellow banana coloured awning here, see!

Anyway this is siesta time .....

Same Difference May 26th 2008 4:16 am

Re: lost banana
 

Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 6396006)
I'm talking about a yellow banana coloured awning here, see!

Anyway this is siesta time .....

Sent it monkeyboy! ;)

rugbymatt May 26th 2008 4:18 am

Re: lost banana
 

Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 6396006)
I'm talking about a yellow banana coloured awning here, see!

Anyway this is siesta time .....

I don't care, take a look at my location tag

Same Difference May 26th 2008 4:19 am

Re: lost banana
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6396019)
I don't care, take a look at my location tag

Is there any need for sarcastic karma? :sneaky:

I was only trying to help Mitzy!! :lol:

Mitzyboy May 26th 2008 4:19 am

Re: lost banana
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6396019)
I don't care, take a look at my location tag

Yeeeeeessssss :blink:

Mitzyboy May 26th 2008 4:21 am

Re: lost banana
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6396024)
Is there any need for sarcastic karma?

I used to get Karma once :(

rugbymatt May 26th 2008 4:21 am

Re: lost banana
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6396024)
Is there any need for sarcastic karma? :sneaky:

I was only trying to help Mitzy!! :lol:

send me some back now!

Same Difference May 26th 2008 4:22 am

Re: lost banana
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6396032)
send me some back now!

After the sarcasm from you?

NO WAY!!!

Same Difference May 26th 2008 4:23 am

Re: lost banana
 

Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 6396029)
I used to get Karma once :(

You get it from me Mitzy........so much so that I have to spread before I can give you some more! ;)

Are my awnings like the ones you have been quoted for?

rugbymatt May 26th 2008 4:24 am

Re: lost banana
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6396038)
You get it from me Mitzy........so much so that I have to spread before I can give you some more! ;)

Are my awnings like the ones you have been quoted for?

I never get it from you woman!

Same Difference May 26th 2008 4:25 am

Re: lost banana
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6396040)
I never get it from you woman!

You never deserve it!!





















The truth is......he gets it everyday from me! :huh:

me me May 26th 2008 4:28 am

Re: lost banana
 

Originally Posted by Icarus (Post 6395919)
This happened to me once ...... i learned my lesson i can tell you .

good luck

I will understand if you dont want to answer me, :eek::eek: but where did you find it ?

By the way Ive found mine, to was next to the base of the phone, and behind the router.

rugbymatt May 26th 2008 4:30 am

Re: lost banana
 
Thats it guys, crisis over, apocalypse averted

Same Difference May 26th 2008 4:31 am

Re: lost banana
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6396057)
Thats it guys, crisis over, apocalypse averted

So can we officially talk about anything on this thread now?

rugbymatt May 26th 2008 4:33 am

Re: lost banana
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6396058)
So can we officially talk about anything on this thread now?

Yup, back to talking shite

Same Difference May 26th 2008 4:34 am

Re: lost banana
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6396062)
Yup, back to talking shite

As usual!

Icarus May 26th 2008 4:37 am

Re: lost banana
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6395948)
don't tell me, the lesson you learned was not to post inane crap on a forum every time something trivial happens in your life?

thats the one

Icarus May 26th 2008 4:38 am

Re: lost banana
 

Originally Posted by me me (Post 6396053)
I will understand if you dont want to answer me, :eek::eek: but where did you find it ?

By the way Ive found mine, to was next to the base of the phone, and behind the router.

i found mine back in the fruit bowl , i think it was mine, but once you've seen one banana ..........

Mitzyboy May 26th 2008 4:49 am

Re: lost banana
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6396038)
Are my awnings like the ones you have been quoted for?

No yours were much more substantial, ours was just an aluminium frame freestanding but with the same winding action and bananas

rugbymatt May 26th 2008 4:52 am

Re: lost banana
 

Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 6396117)
No yours were much more substantial, ours was just an aluminium frame freestanding but with the same winding action and bananas

She has gone out, there is some meeting going on with the local swingers club, don't worry, when they have thrashed out a few KEY issues she will be back...............a little tired but refreshed.

Same Difference May 26th 2008 6:01 am

Re: lost banana
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6396128)
She has gone out, there is some meeting going on with the local swingers club, don't worry, when they have thrashed out a few KEY issues she will be back...............a little tired but refreshed.

Oi!!

Ka Ora! Jun 3rd 2008 10:49 am

Re: lost banana
 

Originally Posted by me me (Post 6395904)
Help Ive lost a banana, Just took the last banana out of the fruit bowl, when the phone started ringing. I started to walk around a put a few things away whilst talking on the phone. Then I remembered about the banana, and now I cant find it. How difficult is it to lose a banana after all it is not so small and it is a distinctive shape and a vibrant yellow. I have been searching for about 10 minutes, and cannot find the bl****y thing. I am driving myself nuts.............

Try the Banana Bar.......;)

Cleopatra Jun 5th 2008 2:59 am

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Has anyone on this blasted forum have a pair of plums?

gazz Jun 5th 2008 3:02 am

Re: lost banana
 

Originally Posted by Cleopatra (Post 6437646)
Has anyone on this blasted forum have a pair of plums?

yes but no cherries left

Cleopatra Jun 5th 2008 3:04 am

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Originally Posted by gazz (Post 6437652)
yes but no cherries left

I've still got mine!! so there!:p


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