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Spanish men may not be sexy (they peak when they marry) but one good point about them is that they don't know the price of a bleeding carrot or sit looking at a computer screen to discuss food prices:p

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Do they earn a living by shoving their hands up a sheep's arse? Just asking like.

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I don't know, why would they do that:confused:

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Don't worry.

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True..but maybe it's because I have a scrummy looking hubby and don't really look.

Haven't seen anyone to make me look twice.

But the British men may not be considered the better looking but usually have something better - a sense of humour. Can't beat British humour eh?

:D

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Have to agree there, British mens sense of humour has been developed over many years of having to put up with whinging British women!

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Is it as good for your hands as Fairy Liquid?

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Much better.

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That just brings to mind the cartoon of the child turning to her young looking mother (who is washing up) and saying to her 'Mummy, why are your hands so soft?"
"Because I'm 14."

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Strange one,never heard of anyone able to earn a living from that particular practise,though it has been said that some do it for pleasure.

Now looking at the price of lamb, both here and in the UK, I would suggest there could be quite a substantial financial benefit from being familiar with the adjacent orifice,though I can assure you that after doing it on a regular basis for several weeks, you'd find it aint exactly the best skin care in the world,...indeed far from it.

Now on the other hand if you had no desire or need to be quite so familiar with your sheepish friends and merely settled for running your hands through their woolie fleeces on a regular basis, then without doubt you would be truly amazed at the beneficial effects on your hands due to the soothing effects of the lanolin.

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Eh?

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The men are not sexy, the women are fat, the vegetables are full of illegal pesticides and the best ones get sent to other countries, the police steal 100 tons, no 10 tons no 100 kilos of cocaine (get there in the end eh?), houses are too expensive and don't sell over here, british bread costs more over here (imagine that), there is too much crime and vandalism and all the local wildlife gets shot.. I have to say, you paint quite a colourful picture of Spain, could you tell me why you are here though. Apart from the obvious???:confused::confused:

You make me larrrrrf..:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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......and you make me larf,..especially your last little sentence.
I mean who would want to live in a country where the bins are only emptied every second week?
Its a wonder you haven't all died off, with black death or bubonic plague.
Down here pal its much more civilised.
Bins are emptied every day.
Not only that but there are great bargains to be had if you get there early.
Some folk even furnish their casas from the old basura,...others collect every day and set up S/H furniture stores.
You can live of the land if you wish, with so much fruit and veg just growing wild.
Lots of free accomodation,especially if you find yourself a nice little cosy cave.
Dont worry about the recession,...leave your plastic cards back in blighty,...and the women here,...phew,...they are a class act pal,....not to be compared with your average East end slapper.
Its all here on a plate,mate,...but if you prefer to sit there amongst your smelly old bins, and fork out arms and legs for the council tax,...while Gordon sends the whole darn country down the pan,....well,..best of luck pal,..you're welcome to it.....:huh:

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Look, don’t keep writing stuff like that, there’s enough expats going home without you starting. And it’s not as bad as all that, I’ve just been down to the basura bin and there’s plenty of wildlife left, there’s rats everywhere. And I’ve seen some lovely graffiti on the way back. And I like fat women.

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Why am I here...maybe because I like it, warts and all. I just counteract people spewing statements like there are no yobs in Spain, you can live well on a pittance and many more which are totally unrealistic.

Of course all spanish women aren't fat (the ones from Madrid etc. are quite elegant). Andalucian women are shorter and more inclined to put it on, it's the Moorish genes. Neither are all British youths yobs.

It is clearly evident that many posters on here don't read or watch spanish news. Either that or they prefer to supress what they know:blink: