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jimenato Aug 6th 2012 7:08 pm

Re: Laughing at Brits in Marbella
 

Originally Posted by HBG (Post 10213172)
Christ. Cman, why do you keep doing it? Why do you turn yourself into our resident Lord Haw Haw? Why do you cheer every time some silly expat lets the side down?

You know full well some other expat who doesn't share your strange views will come back and correct you.

Do you want us to tell you the reality of Spain, sad as it is? The young people are leaving in droves because there is no hope for them in Spain, millions of people are being fed by Church charities, beggars haunt the streets.

And you worry about some silly expat eating Hamburgers instead of Chorizo?

Normally I would agree with you but notice that on this occasion those people who know Banus/Marbella are agreeing with c'man's article

HBG Aug 6th 2012 7:44 pm

Re: Laughing at Brits in Marbella
 

Originally Posted by jimenato (Post 10214183)
Normally I would agree with you but notice that on this occasion those people who know Banus/Marbella are agreeing with c'man's article

Maybe I was a bit hasty. Puerto Banus is full of Ferraris and super yachts, it's full of Russians and Arabs, with only a smattering of bling Brits living on the outside looking in.

If a Brit sold his council house to move to Spain, he couldn't buy in Puerto Banus, he would have to move inland, to real Spain, to buy a place.

Lynn R Aug 6th 2012 8:14 pm

Re: Laughing at Brits in Marbella
 

Originally Posted by Fredbargate (Post 10214159)
I disagree with you it has never been nice, right from the start it was full of posturing prats.

Mind you the cinema close to were Corte Ingles is now was a treat to Brits wanting to see films in English.

I have to agree with you there. I've only been there once, it must be at least 25 years ago, and never wanted to go back. I thought it was a ridiculous place full of people with more money than sense or taste.

jackytoo Aug 6th 2012 11:36 pm

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Originally Posted by megmet (Post 10213742)
Yes I agree with you, but once the wannabee rich brigade arrived the real rich moved out and into the hills.
Now Banus is just a tacky Med version of Blackpool with sunshine, and it's a place best avoided IMO!

Yes, it is always said the celebs go there when they want to be photographed but head for the hills to eat etc. One indicator of how many visitors are rich is the queue outside picassos pizza place, probably the cheapest eatery there:lol: All the old celebs gradually moved out. Sean Connery, Rod Stewart, Bruce fortsyth. Cilla Black. The house which Bruce owned now has a very busy roundabout outside. We had a house about 5 mins inland from the Port at las Brisas golf. in the 90's. There was no cinema or El Corte Inglés. We used to go down Sunday morning for cafe and croissants and sit and read the newspapers and it was pleasant. not busy, not too quiet. No bling.

One thing the article didn't mention is that the Spanish have a fascination for the port. Most of those expensive apartment blocks around Banus are owned by madrileños.

It may come back up. Saw it happen before although there were only 2 streets then. In 1996 a friend bought an apartment there for holidays 150,000€ he sold in about 2004 for 495,000. Probably back down now.

amideislas Aug 7th 2012 12:44 am

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Originally Posted by cricketman (Post 10213054)
This is a funny article that takes the micky out of the tasteless Brits and Russians in Puerto Banus

Written by a Brit and on the front page of El Pais for the past few days

http://sociedad.elpais.com/sociedad/...26_221944.html

I especially like the bit about Brits not going to the better restaurants that serve fine food - eating handburgers with French champaigne (I saw the same thing in Meribel skiing).

And the other bit about there actually not being any rich Brits in the exclusive clubs, they are more likely to be people from boring jobs who save up all year to feel important for a week

I've no idea because I never felt the need to go to Puerto Banus, but I have to say that the Brits I saw when I lived in the Costa del sol seemed to be people who sold their council houses to fund a few years in the sun (I never thought I'd write that!)

Ring any bells?

What? another thing we agree upon? Can't be.

We see this stuff all the time. Brits seem to be horribly common these days. Most will jump over themselves to spend a fortune to take their holiday in a jam-packed, exclusively British all-in resort, whilst entirely dismissing the place down the road offering outstanding atmosphere, food, wine and amenities, for about the same price or just a little more (and half the occupancy).

But I reckon since most of the more sophisticated places are full of Scandinavians, Germans, and French - god forbid any Englishman would be subjected to all that despicable foreign stuff.

And we wonder how places like Benidorm come to be.

Pass the HP sauce, love?

jimenato Aug 7th 2012 12:51 am

Re: Laughing at Brits in Marbella
 

Originally Posted by amideislas (Post 10214748)
What? another thing we agree upon? Can't be.

We see this stuff all the time. Brits seem to be horribly common these days. Most will jump over themselves to spend a fortune to take their holiday in a jam-packed, exclusively British all-in resort, whilst entirely dismissing the place down the road offering outstanding atmosphere, food, wine and amenities, for about the same price or just a little more (and half the occupancy).

But I reckon since most of the more sophisticated places are full of Scandinavians, Germans, and French - god forbid any Englishman would be subjected to all that despicable foreign stuff.

And we wonder how places like Benidorm come to be.

Pass the HP sauce, love?

Where I live is nothing like that. You really ought to find somewhere better.

agoreira Aug 7th 2012 1:02 am

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Originally Posted by jimenato (Post 10214765)
Where I live is nothing like that. You really ought to find somewhere better.

Agree, it's not like anywhere I ever visit in Spain either. I love the likes of Benidorm, Magaluf, Torrevieja, Torremolinos etc though, they fill a need and keep like minded people together in one place.

Rambling Rose Aug 7th 2012 1:11 am

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I was more interested to read what the article was saying about the Russians. A few years ago they started buying up property in this area (Costa Brava) and there are a lot of very large empty houses with fleets of expensive cars in their garages that hardly every get used. We just assumed it was money laundering.
Perhaps what Spain needs is the Chinese to start investing. They'll enjoy their tastes in matching food and wine. They like to drink very expensive reds (french for preference) with just about anything.

amideislas Aug 7th 2012 1:36 am

Re: Laughing at Brits in Marbella
 

Originally Posted by jimenato (Post 10214765)
Where I live is nothing like that. You really ought to find somewhere better.

Well, I don't need to. I quite enjoy the Germans and the Scandinavians. They don't seem to expect that the entire world speaks German or Swedish or has any obligation to supply Wienerschnitzel and Veltins.

amideislas Aug 7th 2012 1:50 am

Re: Laughing at Brits in Marbella
 

Originally Posted by Rambling Rose (Post 10214802)
I was more interested to read what the article was saying about the Russians. A few years ago they started buying up property in this area (Costa Brava) and there are a lot of very large empty houses with fleets of expensive cars in their garages that hardly every get used. We just assumed it was money laundering.
Perhaps what Spain needs is the Chinese to start investing. They'll enjoy their tastes in matching food and wine. They like to drink very expensive reds (french for preference) with just about anything.

The Russians are of a growing contingent here as well. Yes, many are involved in some sort of illegal activity (and many end up jailed for it), but the majority are tourists, or made some money and just dream of a place in the sun like everybody else.

Of the handful of Russians I've met recently, I can't say I've found any of them objectionable in any way. All have been very polite, reasonably humble, good-humoured, but borderlining on over-enthusiastic and perhaps a bit naive (similar to the Americans in that respect).

HBG Aug 7th 2012 2:05 am

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Originally Posted by agoreira (Post 10214780)
Agree, it's not like anywhere I ever visit in Spain either. I love the likes of Benidorm, Magaluf, Torrevieja, Torremolinos etc though, they fill a need and keep like minded people together in one place.

That's true, the majority of people go on holiday to have fun, but there are always some weirdos who creep around away from the tourist places to photograph crumbling Churches and take delight in observing how a country's poor people live.

They don't bother with the Taj Mahal, they're a couple of miles away watching people pissing in open drains.

Dick Dasterdly Aug 7th 2012 4:01 am

Re: Laughing at Brits in Marbella
 

Originally Posted by HBG (Post 10214914)
That's true, the majority of people go on holiday to have fun, but there are always some weirdos who creep around away from the tourist places to photograph crumbling Churches and take delight in observing how a country's poor people live.

They don't bother with the Taj Mahal, they're a couple of miles away watching people pissing in open drains.


......or enjoy living and travelling in lovely unspoilt rural areas enjoying beautiful countryside and nature at its best as well as the friendliness and honesty of small local communities.

In this respect the few non Spanish I have come across over the years were in the main British.

We may be a nation of boozers but as history proves beyond doubt we're also a nation of explorers and discoverers.


By the way,its news to me that they've moved the Taj Mahal to Spain, but there again there's no telling what lengths they'll go to to keep the tasteless masses happy in their grotty tourist zones.

jackytoo Aug 7th 2012 4:05 am

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I don't think being "common" is exclusive to the British. Every country has it's low life. Norwegian, Dutch and Germans can be rowdy boozers. Ever looked around the beaches on a Sunday when all the Spanish locals are down:ohmy: Beer bellied men, fat kids. Grandmother with whiskers...and they can be as rowdy as anyone. The Madrid contingent are the smartest. I think their men have the smartest tailored shorts I have seen anywhere outside of posh marinas in the USA.

A Spanish friend came to stay with us when we lived in kingston. Took her around london and on the second day she said she didn't really like sightseeing and old buildings...Oxford st was her favourite:lol: An Indian woman who worked for us went to India (she was born in the UK and hadn't visited India before). She was unimpressed by everything. I asked her what the Taj Mahal was like. She said she thought it was boring and there was nothing inside it:rofl:

cricketman Aug 7th 2012 4:22 am

Re: Laughing at Brits in Marbella
 

Originally Posted by jackytoo (Post 10215125)
I don't think being "common" is exclusive to the British. Every country has it's low life. Norwegian, Dutch and Germans can be rowdy boozers. Ever looked around the beaches on a Sunday when all the Spanish locals are down:ohmy: Beer bellied men, fat kids. Grandmother with whiskers...and they can be as rowdy as anyone. The Madrid contingent are the smartest. I think their men have the smartest tailored shorts I have seen anywhere outside of posh marinas in the USA.

Without a doubt. The difference is that the British "common class" actually leave the country to have holidays. So they are more visible

Actually Oviedo gives Madrid a good battle in the fight for the smartest dressed. Especially the women, young and old. The problem being is that if you go out and are not dressed smartly then you get a few funny looks (apparently)

Dick Dasterdly Aug 7th 2012 5:11 am

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Originally Posted by cricketman (Post 10215166)
Without a doubt. The difference is that the British "common class" actually leave the country to have holidays. So they are more visible

Actually Oviedo gives Madrid a good battle in the fight for the smartest dressed. Especially the women, young and old. The problem being is that if you go out and are not dressed smartly then you get a few funny looks (apparently)


Clothes maketh not the man.

Never judge a book by its cover.

I live in a rural area where folk connected with agriculture predominate.

It is a lovely friendly,helpful, trustworthy community where farmers and their families have far better and more interesting things to do than spend half their lives obssessed with their appearance and the other half trying to keep up with the Joneses.

A true breath of fresh air compared to most of the grubby, trashy touristy ghettos..... apart from muck spreading time of course.


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