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Re: Just for Mitzy!
Originally Posted by sarahchirles
(Post 5314530)
:confused:
You really are deluded! |
Re: Just for Mitzy!
Mitzy will be devastated when he sees the thread dedicated to him has turned into smut :lol::lol:
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Re: Just for Mitzy!
Originally Posted by leighbloke
(Post 5314544)
God, I can feel your heat from here, Luvva!
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Re: Just for Mitzy!
Originally Posted by Pam Sarky
(Post 5314545)
Mitzy will be devastated when he sees the thread dedicated to him has turned into smut :lol::lol:
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Re: Just for Mitzy!
Originally Posted by Pam Sarky
(Post 5314545)
Mitzy will be devastated when he sees the thread dedicated to him has turned into smut :lol::lol:
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Re: Just for Mitzy!
Originally Posted by sarahchirles
(Post 5314548)
I think I am seriously going to CHUCK UP! :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Just for Mitzy!
Originally Posted by sarahchirles
(Post 5314554)
He will love it.... Unaccompanied Minors allowed out to play without supervision... !!! :rofl:
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Re: Just for Mitzy!
Originally Posted by leighbloke
(Post 5314556)
Ouchee!! (1 to you!!)
Going to have a bath and wash away all scary thoughts of LB and 'JIGGYING'! :confused: |
Re: Just for Mitzy!
Ladies....don't be too hard on the guy! He's still smarting from being turned away from donating at the spermbank.
He thought he'd pull a few strokes to make a bit of dosh....and the drawbacks didn't seem to worry him. So he got to the desk and the woman said...."Your name?" He replied "leighbloke". She checked her notes and said "I'm sorry leighbloke but you don't come up to the required standards.....cos it says here that you're a ****ing useless wanker". :lol: He tried to sue them for it.....but it wouldn't stand up in a court of law. |
Re: Just for Mitzy!
Originally Posted by sarahchirles
(Post 5314563)
Going to have a bath and prepare myself for LB and lots of 'JIGGYING'! :wub:
I'll be waiting. |
Re: Just for Mitzy!
Originally Posted by XTreme
(Post 5314569)
Ladies....don't be too hard on the guy! He's still smarting from being turned away from donating at the spermbank.
He thought he'd pull a few strokes to make a bit of dosh....and the drawbacks didn't seem to worry him. So he got to the desk and the woman said...."Your name?" He replied "leighbloke". She checked her notes and said "I'm sorry leighbloke but you don't come up to the required standards.....cos it says here that you're a ****ing useless wanker". :lol: He tried to sue them for it.....but it wouldn't stand up in a court of law. I'm losing here (2 - 0 to the pet lovers) |
Re: Just for Mitzy!
Originally Posted by leighbloke
(Post 5314577)
How many double entendre in one joke?
I told them nobody could ever accuse you of not pulling your weight! :lol: |
Re: Just for Mitzy!
Originally Posted by XTreme
(Post 5314601)
Hey....I spoke up for you at the spermbank! :thumbup:
I told them nobody could ever accuse you of not pulling your weight! :lol: |
Re: Just for Mitzy!
Originally Posted by leighbloke
(Post 5314608)
Well given your experience in matters w**king.......
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Re: Just for Mitzy!
Oh, nearly forgot to say thanks for all your nice comments on my little Lucifer.
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