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Re: Just for Mitzy!
Originally Posted by XTreme
(Post 5314569)
Ladies....don't be too hard on the guy! He's still smarting from being turned away from donating at the spermbank.
He thought he'd pull a few strokes to make a bit of dosh....and the drawbacks didn't seem to worry him. So he got to the desk and the woman said...."Your name?" He replied "leighbloke". She checked her notes and said "I'm sorry leighbloke but you don't come up to the required standards.....cos it says here that you're a ****ing useless wanker". :lol: He tried to sue them for it.....but it wouldn't stand up in a court of law. I'm losing here (2 - 0 to the pet lovers) |
Re: Just for Mitzy!
Originally Posted by leighbloke
(Post 5314577)
How many double entendre in one joke?
I told them nobody could ever accuse you of not pulling your weight! :lol: |
Re: Just for Mitzy!
Originally Posted by XTreme
(Post 5314601)
Hey....I spoke up for you at the spermbank! :thumbup:
I told them nobody could ever accuse you of not pulling your weight! :lol: |
Re: Just for Mitzy!
Originally Posted by leighbloke
(Post 5314608)
Well given your experience in matters w**king.......
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Re: Just for Mitzy!
Oh, nearly forgot to say thanks for all your nice comments on my little Lucifer.
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Re: Just for Mitzy!
Well to get this back on track.....here's a four minute clip of me riding a BMW R1150GS (with the wife filming onboard) on the country road from Puebla de Don Fadrique to Santiago.
Good soundtrack too! |
Re: Just for Mitzy!
I am going away for another week I think, this bike shite is getting me so depressed!
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Re: Just for Mitzy!
Had a nice little run today....about 150 miles through Granada and Jaen provinces.
Virtually no cars on the road....and no speed cameras within a 100 mile radius! I love Spain! :thumbup: http://www.maximumbikes.com/tds/tds6.jpg |
Re: Just for Mitzy!
Originally Posted by XTreme
(Post 5317816)
Had a nice little run today....about 150 miles through Granada and Jaen provinces.
Virtually no cars on the road....and no speed cameras within a 100 mile radius! I love Spain! :thumbup: http://www.maximumbikes.com/tds/tds6.jpg |
Re: Just for Mitzy!
Originally Posted by XTreme
(Post 5317816)
Had a nice little run today....about 150 miles through Granada and Jaen provinces.
Virtually no cars on the road....and no speed cameras within a 100 mile radius! I love Spain! :thumbup: http://www.maximumbikes.com/tds/tds6.jpg |
Re: Just for Mitzy!
Originally Posted by montgomail
(Post 5318298)
Apparently quite a few bikes in the Granada region at present - I've just been watching the Vuelta on TV.
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Re: Just for Mitzy!
I am sure Pete is not posting those pictures to upset you. :)
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Re: Just for Mitzy!
Originally Posted by montgomail
(Post 5318358)
I am sure Pete is not posting those pictures to upset you. :)
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Re: Just for Mitzy!
Originally Posted by montgomail
(Post 5318358)
I am sure Pete is not posting those pictures to upset you. :)
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Re: Just for Mitzy!
More bloody bike photos and now even a video!!!!
You'll never change will you Pete? Well hopefully not!. :) Leighton ps what's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog? the pricks on the outside of a hedgehog:D |
Re: Just for Mitzy!
Originally Posted by lmj50
(Post 5318380)
More bloody bike photos and now even a video!!!!
You'll never change will you Pete? Well hopefully not!. :) Leighton ps what's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog? the pricks on the outside of a hedgehog:D |
Re: Just for Mitzy!
Hi Leighton & Jules....good to see you!
M&M....no riding? You gotta make the time somehow you know! You'll go stir crazy without it! Got some nice shots today too....without a bike in them! :lol: Castril Lakes http://www.maximumbikes.com/tds/ub1.jpg Lake Negratin http://www.maximumbikes.com/tds/ub5.jpg Obviously I'd have preferred to be at home talking mindless shite on the Internet like Matt and Leighbloke! :lol: |
Re: Just for Mitzy!
Originally Posted by XTreme
(Post 5318951)
Hi Leighton & Jules....good to see you!
M&M....no riding? You gotta make the time somehow you know! You'll go stir crazy without it! Got some nice shots today too....without a bike in them! :lol: Castril Lakes http://www.maximumbikes.com/tds/ub1.jpg Lake Negratin http://www.maximumbikes.com/tds/ub5.jpg Obviously I'd have preferred to be at home talking mindless shite on the Internet like Matt and Leighbloke! :lol: Thanks for taking the time to share ;) Can't ride and won't be able to for a while.......due to broken ankle, but cast is coming off on Friday, so hopefully Michael will take me for a ride on his bike sometime soon after that :thumbup: |
Re: Just for Mitzy!
Originally Posted by lmj50
(Post 5318380)
More bloody bike photos and now even a video!!!!
You'll never change will you Pete? Well hopefully not!. :) Leighton ps what's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog? the pricks on the outside of a hedgehog:D |
Re: Just for Mitzy!
Originally Posted by XTreme
(Post 5318951)
Obviously I'd have preferred to be at home talking mindless shite on the Internet like Matt and Leighbloke! :lol:
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Re: Just for Mitzy!
Originally Posted by XTreme
(Post 5318951)
Hi Leighton & Jules....good to see you!
M&M....no riding? You gotta make the time somehow you know! You'll go stir crazy without it! Got some nice shots today too....without a bike in them! :lol: Castril Lakes http://www.maximumbikes.com/tds/ub1.jpg Lake Negratin http://www.maximumbikes.com/tds/ub5.jpg Obviously I'd have preferred to be at home talking mindless shite on the Internet like Matt and Leighbloke! :lol: The sweet lord answered almost all my requests!! |
Re: Just for Mitzy!
ok
Spines are on hedgehogs but pricks are in BMWs ok now?? ;) Leighton |
Re: Just for Mitzy!
There were 8 Harleys parked in our local Mercadona car park this morning, all arrived together.
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Re: Just for Mitzy!
Originally Posted by Pam Sarky
(Post 5314545)
Mitzy will be devastated when he sees the thread dedicated to him has turned into smut :lol::lol:
Nice to see you have something big and throbbing between your legs again Pete ..... I heard you were sadly lacking before |
Re: Just for Mitzy!
Originally Posted by Mitzyboy
(Post 5329088)
Whats new there then :eek:
Nice to see you have something big and throbbing between your legs again Pete ..... I heard you were sadly lacking before |
Re: Just for Mitzy!
Originally Posted by Mitzyboy
(Post 5329088)
Whats new there then :eek:
Nice to see you have something big and throbbing between your legs again Pete ..... I heard you were sadly lacking before Welcome back you brought the good weather with you I see :thumbdown: |
Re: Just for Mitzy!
Oh bloody hell....the stupid nobend is back! Things were great with jdr in the hot seat!
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Re: Just for Mitzy!
Originally Posted by XTreme
(Post 5329959)
Oh bloody hell....the stupid nobend is back! Things were great with jdr in the hot seat!
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Re: Just for Mitzy!
No I'm still here in the land of paradise where its raining constantly. Been to ...... WALES .... for 4 days. It was just so exciting I cant describe it.
Now back in stourbridge being fleeced by the local tradesmen at every opportunity :frown: |
Re: Just for Mitzy!
You been to Wales Jon? And you actually got out still in possession of your car? :confused:
Hope my countrymen pulled the usual trick of talking in Welsh when you walked in the room? :thumbsup: |
Re: Just for Mitzy!
Originally Posted by XTreme
(Post 5331193)
You been to Wales Jon? And you actually got out still in possession of your car? :confused:
Hope my countrymen pulled the usual trick of talking in Welsh when you walked in the room? :thumbsup: In Wales now all the signs are in a funny language ..... its no wonder really that everyone there looks so lost and confused. |
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