I just wanted to make sure that none of you on here have actually been declared dead. I know its a touchy subject for some, but I only ask, because my name is being sullied again by the world press and it just bought to mind that none of us can really tell whats skulking behind our chosen screen names

Oh, and by the way I think its against forum rules to post if you are declared dead.

Physically dead or brain dead?

Rosemary

Is brain dead included in that category?

Mmmmm .... the "brain dead" issue seems to be a common question. Although my name sake (alias) was clearly brain dead to think that anyone was going to fall for his cunning plan, I think completely dead is the criteria here. An insurance claim would be a plus actually because then we could all blackmail you

So, in effect, what you're saying is anything without a pulse?

I just want to make sure I understand the rules

You have totally lost me and no.....I am not brain dead


What you on about?

He's talking about Mr John Jones, not to be mistaken with Mr Mitzy

Read story here

Thanks Martha, you can tell how much of the news I watch

Hey we thought the same thing at the same time......what does that mean?

Rosemary

Yes, just noticed that myself.

I believe there is a saying about great minds and how they are definitely far from brain dead

I am dead bored, does that count?

Like your style.

Rosemary

I read about it yesterday and thought it was funny that the canoeist was using the same name as Mitzy.....although Mitzy spells his first name differently

Perhaps they are related and Mitzy has had a little windfall!

Do you have a pulse?