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I just wanted to make sure that none of you on here have actually been declared dead. I know its a touchy subject for some, but I only ask, because my name is being sullied again by the world press and it just bought to mind that none of us can really tell whats skulking behind our chosen screen names :p

Oh, and by the way I think its against forum rules to post if you are declared dead.

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Physically dead or brain dead?

Rosemary

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Is brain dead included in that category? :rofl:

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Mmmmm .... the "brain dead" issue seems to be a common question. Although my name sake (alias) was clearly brain dead to think that anyone was going to fall for his cunning plan, I think completely dead is the criteria here. An insurance claim would be a plus actually because then we could all blackmail you

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So, in effect, what you're saying is anything without a pulse?

I just want to make sure I understand the rules :lol:

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You have totally lost me :blink: and no.....I am not brain dead :p


What you on about?

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He's talking about Mr John Jones, not to be mistaken with Mr Mitzy ;)

Read story here

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Thanks Martha, you can tell how much of the news I watch :blink:

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Hey we thought the same thing at the same time......what does that mean?

Rosemary

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Yes, just noticed that myself.

I believe there is a saying about great minds and how they are definitely far from brain dead ;)

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I am dead bored, does that count?

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Like your style.

Rosemary

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I read about it yesterday and thought it was funny that the canoeist was using the same name as Mitzy.....although Mitzy spells his first name differently ;)

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Perhaps they are related and Mitzy has had a little windfall!

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Do you have a pulse?

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Insult him, you will soon find out:lol:

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I'm just trying to ascertain that he is playing by the forum rules!

If he has no pulse, he is not allowed to post :rofl::rofl:

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Do you think he would consider sharing his little windfall. We know how to keep a secret, don't we?

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If it was to do with me having a share of Mitzys windfall, then my lips are sealed ;)

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Yes, but are you allowed to post with sealed lips?

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He has not posted since 3.27 when you began to question the validity of his posts so maybe you have hit a nerve and indeed now have a secret to keep. Hope it is financially good for you!!!!!!

Rosemary

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Ahhh - but his wife will get the windfall if he is declared dead ;)

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No such luck!

I believe he's checking someone else's pulse on another thread :lol:

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I am brain dead but seem to remember I was drop dead gorgeous before then..I think...pass the jump leads...:curse:

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Are you self-medicating now?:p

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You missed the turkey thread in France. ;-))

EDIT. Sorry should of been in Portugal ;-))

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do you mean RIGHT now..if so yes...a nice strong Assam..its dead good..!

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I will have to look out for it, sounds bouuuuutiful

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I'm so sorry, I went missing for a while and cant for the life of me remember where I've been

Well ......... yes I think pulses are important, so I think we all ought to take a minute aside to check them .... just in case you need to declare yourself dead, missing, whatever.

Its important to remember .......... err ........ oh sod it I've forgotten again

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Ahh, bless you, all forgetful and mad as a march hare!

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Dammit! I've just been and posted a condolence card!
Didn't realise there were TWO of you Mitzy!