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Old Jan 26th 2008, 9:08 pm
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...you can walk into a toy shop and find a comprehensive range of replica offensive weaponary at low low prices!

Hand guns, pistols, sidearms, holsters, attack rifles, grenades, machetes, machine pistols, sub-machine guns, automatic and semi automatic weapons, replica spears, replica bayonets, swords, daggers, service revolvers, recoils, mortars, chain guns, howitzers and muskets.

Just like the toy shops I used to go into as a child. In England there's probably some law against it - I don't know - the "Protection of children through the prevention of fun Act". It makes you proud to be British!
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...you can walk into a toy shop and find a comprehensive range of replica offensive weaponary at low low prices!

Hand guns, pistols, sidearms, holsters, attack rifles, grenades, machetes, machine pistols, sub-machine guns, automatic and semi automatic weapons, replica spears, replica bayonets, swords, daggers, service revolvers, recoils, mortars, chain guns, howitzers and muskets.

Just like the toy shops I used to go into as a child. In England there's probably some law against it - I don't know - the "Protection of children through the prevention of fun Act". It makes you proud to be British!
Theres an extremely good quality knife shop in Denia where you can but all kinds of maiming equipment.
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Old Jan 26th 2008, 9:48 pm
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Originally Posted by twyntub
...you can walk into a toy shop and find a comprehensive range of replica offensive weaponary at low low prices!

Hand guns, pistols, sidearms, holsters, attack rifles, grenades, machetes, machine pistols, sub-machine guns, automatic and semi automatic weapons, replica spears, replica bayonets, swords, daggers, service revolvers, recoils, mortars, chain guns, howitzers and muskets.

Just like the toy shops I used to go into as a child. In England there's probably some law against it - I don't know - the "Protection of children through the prevention of fun Act". It makes you proud to be British!
What I like best about the shopping experience in Spain is that as you're strolling along looking at the wooden music boxes, flamenco dolls, ashtrays depicting bullfighting scenes etc you suddenly happen upon a 10" vibrator and a pack of "52 Anal Sex" playing cards.
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What I like best about the shopping experience in Spain is that as you're strolling along looking at the wooden music boxes, flamenco dolls, ashtrays depicting bullfighting scenes etc you suddenly happen upon a 10" vibrator and a pack of "52 Anal Sex" playing cards.
Where exactly do you shop?
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Originally Posted by Mitzyboy
Theres an extremely good quality knife shop in Denia where you can but all kinds of maiming equipment.
Then when I bring my throwing axe no one will bat an eyelid??
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Then when I bring my throwing axe no one will bat an eyelid??
They probably wouldn't
No one seems to worry when five or six blokes walk into our local bar with shotguns over their arms.
Allthough I wasn't too sure about one of them standing warming his rear right infront of a roaring log fire for half an hour, whilst wearing a belt full of live cartridges
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Originally Posted by leighbloke
What I like best about the shopping experience in Spain is that as you're strolling along looking at the wooden music boxes, flamenco dolls, ashtrays depicting bullfighting scenes etc you suddenly happen upon a 10" vibrator and a pack of "52 Anal Sex" playing cards.
Wots worse music boxes, flamenco dolls, bullfight ashtrays OR 10" vibrators ?
don't know about the cards as i have'nt got 52 anuses !!
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Originally Posted by busters mum
Wots worse music boxes, flamenco dolls, bullfight ashtrays OR 10" vibrators ?
don't know about the cards as i have'nt got 52 anuses !!
you are funny
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Originally Posted by busters mum
Wots worse music boxes, flamenco dolls, bullfight ashtrays OR 10" vibrators ?
don't know about the cards as i have'nt got 52 anuses !!


I only have the one but it is big enough to accommodate 52
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Old Jan 27th 2008, 6:03 pm
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Originally Posted by Mitzyboy
Where exactly do you shop?
Try the Ale Hop shop next time you are in Denia. There is a small branch in the Marques De Campo. They do a nice line in vinyl boobs for squeezing - stress busters I think they're called.
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Old Jan 27th 2008, 6:04 pm
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Originally Posted by Mitzyboy
Theres an extremely good quality knife shop in Denia where you can but all kinds of maiming equipment.
Where is that then?
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Old Jan 27th 2008, 6:48 pm
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Where is that then?
If its the one i am thinking of, its at the top of the Marquis De Campo, the tree lined avenue in the centre of town.
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Old Jan 27th 2008, 6:56 pm
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Originally Posted by montgomail
Try the Ale Hop shop next time you are in Denia. There is a small branch in the Marques De Campo. They do a nice line in vinyl boobs for squeezing - stress busters I think they're called.
Better off squeezing the real things, its a lot more fun.
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Originally Posted by leighbloke
What I like best about the shopping experience in Spain is that as you're strolling along looking at the wooden music boxes, flamenco dolls, ashtrays depicting bullfighting scenes etc you suddenly happen upon a 10" vibrator and a pack of "52 Anal Sex" playing cards.
Lol

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Yeah a few years ago my american friend came over to europe and she couldnt believe that in cafes, there was beer in the fridge right next to Coca Cola and stuff
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