So if I were to move back to Spain, you know, hypothetically, where would you say I should go?

Sell me your area. (a bit of plagiarism I know)

All hypothetical of course.

You'd hate it round here .... its horrible ...

thats your area out then.

Hmmm...same here..no definitely not here...owh no..

I hear Siberia is particularly nice this time of year.

I get the impression you bar-stewards are not taking this thread seriously!

No, you misunderstand. We are.

I heard on the news there is a small Spanish enclave just outside Alice springs..looking for a few extra residents....

I am compiling a shit list as we speak.

You should try france. More sheep here

Sheep are almost gone, just the ones for the freezer left, lamb lamb lamb will be on the menu for some time to come.

Javea , you'd love Javea

of course by the time you get here we'll probably have moved

need some more paper?

Spain, who would want to live there - youre better off staying where you are

I may do mate......