I dont feel well, and need a little lovin'!!
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Re: I dont feel well, and need a little lovin'!!
I am going to go and watch Apocalypto, that should make me happier !!
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Re: I dont feel well, and need a little lovin'!!
Luv Eve
xxx
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Re: I dont feel well, and need a little lovin'!!
Aawwwwww Matt
What a good job I popped in while I was eating my stir fry!
You poor love........... haven't all these people been nasty to you!
Now if I was a bit closer, I'd come and soothe your brow, plump up the cushions on the sofa, bring you anything you wanted......you get the picture!
You do realise that you're not in Spain yet, don't you!?
It's all very well celebrating Friday, but you've got to be able to tolerate all that alcohol a bit better if you're then going to follow through with celebrating Saturday and Sunday too!
Besides which, you do remember that the weekend starts on Thursday here, don't you?
I'm not going to encourage you to imbibe such vast quantities of liquid though, young man!
Perhaps this "man flu" that you seem to have contracted is nature's way of telling you to ease up?
Right, you're probably watching your film and not reading this anyway - but just thought I'd send you some lurve.
Do you need some extra support from The Lounge? I'm sure they'll all be very sympathetic!
By the way, "Apocalypto"..............very gory, but I really enjoyed it!!
Get well soon, and don't drink so bloody much in future!!
Love Sam xx
What a good job I popped in while I was eating my stir fry!
You poor love........... haven't all these people been nasty to you!
Now if I was a bit closer, I'd come and soothe your brow, plump up the cushions on the sofa, bring you anything you wanted......you get the picture!
You do realise that you're not in Spain yet, don't you!?
It's all very well celebrating Friday, but you've got to be able to tolerate all that alcohol a bit better if you're then going to follow through with celebrating Saturday and Sunday too!
Besides which, you do remember that the weekend starts on Thursday here, don't you?
I'm not going to encourage you to imbibe such vast quantities of liquid though, young man!
Perhaps this "man flu" that you seem to have contracted is nature's way of telling you to ease up?
Right, you're probably watching your film and not reading this anyway - but just thought I'd send you some lurve.
Do you need some extra support from The Lounge? I'm sure they'll all be very sympathetic!
By the way, "Apocalypto"..............very gory, but I really enjoyed it!!
Get well soon, and don't drink so bloody much in future!!
Love Sam xx
#101
Re: I dont feel well, and need a little lovin'!!
Fruity Boy!!!!
What the bloody hell am I getting a hard time for?
Just because Matthew can't take his drink and wants a cuddle, suddenly I become the butt of your jokes?
Mind none of you burn yourselves on that cauldron
Anyway. In our defence. Athletic men like Matt and myself are biogically conditioned not to be able to handle large amounts of alcohol - although granted, we do try - just to keep you lot happy. It's well documented.
Worse still of course. We have to go through the rigours of shaving everyday. All women have to worry about is the occassional bout of childbirth and they never have to suffer again. Unless of course, they want another ankle biter to boss about.
What the bloody hell am I getting a hard time for?
Just because Matthew can't take his drink and wants a cuddle, suddenly I become the butt of your jokes?
Mind none of you burn yourselves on that cauldron
Anyway. In our defence. Athletic men like Matt and myself are biogically conditioned not to be able to handle large amounts of alcohol - although granted, we do try - just to keep you lot happy. It's well documented.
Worse still of course. We have to go through the rigours of shaving everyday. All women have to worry about is the occassional bout of childbirth and they never have to suffer again. Unless of course, they want another ankle biter to boss about.
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Re: I dont feel well, and need a little lovin'!!
Fruity Boy!!!!
What the bloody hell am I getting a hard time for?
Just because Matthew can't take his drink and wants a cuddle, suddenly I become the butt of your jokes?
Mind none of you burn yourselves on that cauldron
Anyway. In our defence. Athletic men like Matt and myself are biogically conditioned not to be able to handle large amounts of alcohol - although granted, we do try - just to keep you lot happy. It's well documented.
Worse still of course. We have to go through the rigours of shaving everyday. All women have to worry about is the occassional bout of childbirth and they never have to suffer again. Unless of course, they want another ankle biter to boss about.
What the bloody hell am I getting a hard time for?
Just because Matthew can't take his drink and wants a cuddle, suddenly I become the butt of your jokes?
Mind none of you burn yourselves on that cauldron
Anyway. In our defence. Athletic men like Matt and myself are biogically conditioned not to be able to handle large amounts of alcohol - although granted, we do try - just to keep you lot happy. It's well documented.
Worse still of course. We have to go through the rigours of shaving everyday. All women have to worry about is the occassional bout of childbirth and they never have to suffer again. Unless of course, they want another ankle biter to boss about.
Oooh you are treading on dodgy ground here, we have to endure all sorts of ailments, but do we complain, NO, because we still have to keep the men in food and clothing otherwise they revert back to their childhood and are not capable of looking after themselves, I should watch out you will get all sorts of abuse if you keep that up, only an occasional bout of childbirth, Hah!!
men have a slight sniffle and it is man flu, belly and bum trouble and it is bubonic plague and well, not able to reach or see the tv remote and you have chronic paralysis and loss of sight, no hope for any of you!!
Luv Eve
xx
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Re: I dont feel well, and need a little lovin'!!
Oooh you are treading on dodgy ground here, we have to endure all sorts of ailments, but do we complain, NO, because we still have to keep the men in food and clothing otherwise they revert back to their childhood and are not capable of looking after themselves, I should watch out you will get all sorts of abuse if you keep that up, only an occasional bout of childbirth, Hah!!
men have a slight sniffle and it is man flu, belly and bum trouble and it is bubonic plague and well, not able to reach or see the tv remote and you have chronic paralysis and loss of sight, no hope for any of you!!xx
men have a slight sniffle and it is man flu, belly and bum trouble and it is bubonic plague and well, not able to reach or see the tv remote and you have chronic paralysis and loss of sight, no hope for any of you!!xx
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Re: I dont feel well, and need a little lovin'!!
Fruity Boy!!!!
What the bloody hell am I getting a hard time for?
Just because Matthew can't take his drink and wants a cuddle, suddenly I become the butt of your jokes?
Mind none of you burn yourselves on that cauldron
Anyway. In our defence. Athletic men like Matt and myself are biogically conditioned not to be able to handle large amounts of alcohol - although granted, we do try - just to keep you lot happy. It's well documented.
Worse still of course. We have to go through the rigours of shaving everyday. All women have to worry about is the occassional bout of childbirth and they never have to suffer again. Unless of course, they want another ankle biter to boss about.
What the bloody hell am I getting a hard time for?
Just because Matthew can't take his drink and wants a cuddle, suddenly I become the butt of your jokes?
Mind none of you burn yourselves on that cauldron
Anyway. In our defence. Athletic men like Matt and myself are biogically conditioned not to be able to handle large amounts of alcohol - although granted, we do try - just to keep you lot happy. It's well documented.
Worse still of course. We have to go through the rigours of shaving everyday. All women have to worry about is the occassional bout of childbirth and they never have to suffer again. Unless of course, they want another ankle biter to boss about.
You want to try having pmt matey :curse:
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Re: I dont feel well, and need a little lovin'!!
Aawwwwww Matt
What a good job I popped in while I was eating my stir fry!
You poor love........... haven't all these people been nasty to you!
Now if I was a bit closer, I'd come and soothe your brow, plump up the cushions on the sofa, bring you anything you wanted......you get the picture!
You do realise that you're not in Spain yet, don't you!?
It's all very well celebrating Friday, but you've got to be able to tolerate all that alcohol a bit better if you're then going to follow through with celebrating Saturday and Sunday too!
Besides which, you do remember that the weekend starts on Thursday here, don't you?
I'm not going to encourage you to imbibe such vast quantities of liquid though, young man!
Perhaps this "man flu" that you seem to have contracted is nature's way of telling you to ease up?
Right, you're probably watching your film and not reading this anyway - but just thought I'd send you some lurve.
Do you need some extra support from The Lounge? I'm sure they'll all be very sympathetic!
By the way, "Apocalypto"..............very gory, but I really enjoyed it!!
Get well soon, and don't drink so bloody much in future!!
Love Sam xx
What a good job I popped in while I was eating my stir fry!
You poor love........... haven't all these people been nasty to you!
Now if I was a bit closer, I'd come and soothe your brow, plump up the cushions on the sofa, bring you anything you wanted......you get the picture!
You do realise that you're not in Spain yet, don't you!?
It's all very well celebrating Friday, but you've got to be able to tolerate all that alcohol a bit better if you're then going to follow through with celebrating Saturday and Sunday too!
Besides which, you do remember that the weekend starts on Thursday here, don't you?
I'm not going to encourage you to imbibe such vast quantities of liquid though, young man!
Perhaps this "man flu" that you seem to have contracted is nature's way of telling you to ease up?
Right, you're probably watching your film and not reading this anyway - but just thought I'd send you some lurve.
Do you need some extra support from The Lounge? I'm sure they'll all be very sympathetic!
By the way, "Apocalypto"..............very gory, but I really enjoyed it!!
Get well soon, and don't drink so bloody much in future!!
Love Sam xx
I don't have the concentration levels needed for the film I'm afraid, will try again tomorrow.
May go to bed soon.
If I put this in the lounge Fruity's comments will seem mild, I have learnt my lesson about self inflicted sympathy in there.