How did you choose your user name?
Jun 7th 2007, 7:24 pm
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Jun 7th 2007, 7:33 pm
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Re: How did you choose your user name?
I am going to tell you a little thing that happened to me yesterday, well it wasnt little it made me heave!!! I took my little boy (dog not hubby) out for a walk yesterday and he had constipatin 
Anyway I stood there while he tried with all his mite to do what he had to do and in the end it lookied like it was too big for his bum 
So as it was sort of half way in and half way out I decided to knock on my neighbours door for some assistance 
As we were stood there waiting for her to buzz the gate open my little boy decided to have a shake 
You can probably guess the rest!!! Yep it SPLATTERED all over my legs :curse::curse: Needless to say we both ended up in the shower 
Anyway I stood there while he tried with all his mite to do what he had to do and in the end it lookied like it was too big for his bum So as it was sort of half way in and half way out I decided to knock on my neighbours door for some assistance As we were stood there waiting for her to buzz the gate open my little boy decided to have a shake You can probably guess the rest!!! Yep it SPLATTERED all over my legs :curse::curse: Needless to say we both ended up in the shower
Jun 7th 2007, 7:43 pm
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Re: How did you choose your user name?
I am going to tell you a little thing that happened to me yesterday, well it wasnt little it made me heave!!! I took my little boy (dog not hubby) out for a walk yesterday and he had constipatin Anyway I stood there while he tried with all his mite to do what he had to do and in the end it lookied like it was too big for his bum So as it was sort of half way in and half way out I decided to knock on my neighbours door for some assistance As we were stood there waiting for her to buzz the gate open my little boy decided to have a shake You can probably guess the rest!!! Yep it SPLATTERED all over my legs :curse::curse: Needless to say we both ended up in the shower
Anyway I stood there while he tried with all his mite to do what he had to do and in the end it lookied like it was too big for his bum So as it was sort of half way in and half way out I decided to knock on my neighbours door for some assistance As we were stood there waiting for her to buzz the gate open my little boy decided to have a shake You can probably guess the rest!!! Yep it SPLATTERED all over my legs :curse::curse: Needless to say we both ended up in the shower Oh yeah!
Shit happens
As my precious son keeps reminding me
Jun 7th 2007, 7:50 pm
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Re: How did you choose your user name?
I am going to tell you a little thing that happened to me yesterday, well it wasnt little it made me heave!!! I took my little boy (dog not hubby) out for a walk yesterday and he had constipatin Anyway I stood there while he tried with all his mite to do what he had to do and in the end it lookied like it was too big for his bum So as it was sort of half way in and half way out I decided to knock on my neighbours door for some assistance As we were stood there waiting for her to buzz the gate open my little boy decided to have a shake You can probably guess the rest!!! Yep it SPLATTERED all over my legs :curse::curse: Needless to say we both ended up in the shower
So as it was sort of half way in and half way out I decided to knock on my neighbours door for some assistance As we were stood there waiting for her to buzz the gate open my little boy decided to have a shake You can probably guess the rest!!! Yep it SPLATTERED all over my legs :curse::curse: Needless to say we both ended up in the shower No way Sam!!!
What were you hoping your neighbour was going to do anyway!!??
Hey, while we're on this subject, have you ever had to "help" your boy after he's eaten grass??
My dog eats grass regularly, and on occasion I have been known to use my plastic "pooper scooper" bag, wrapped round my hand........and had to help her ease out a long, stringy bit of grass and "you know what" - otherwise it would never come out!!
The things you do for love!
The worst thing is when you're standing there extracting something disgusting from your dog's bottom, and someone goes by!!
How to bring down the tone, eh?
Jun 7th 2007, 7:55 pm
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Re: How did you choose your user name?
Jun 7th 2007, 8:04 pm
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Re: How did you choose your user name?
No way Sam!!!
What were you hoping your neighbour was going to do anyway!!??
Hey, while we're on this subject, have you ever had to "help" your boy after he's eaten grass??
My dog eats grass regularly, and on occasion I have been known to use my plastic "pooper scooper" bag, wrapped round my hand........and had to help her ease out a long, stringy bit of grass and "you know what" - otherwise it would never come out!!
The things you do for love!
The worst thing is when you're standing there extracting something disgusting from your dog's bottom, and someone goes by!!
How to bring down the tone, eh?
What were you hoping your neighbour was going to do anyway!!??
Hey, while we're on this subject, have you ever had to "help" your boy after he's eaten grass??
My dog eats grass regularly, and on occasion I have been known to use my plastic "pooper scooper" bag, wrapped round my hand........and had to help her ease out a long, stringy bit of grass and "you know what" - otherwise it would never come out!!
The things you do for love!
The worst thing is when you're standing there extracting something disgusting from your dog's bottom, and someone goes by!!
How to bring down the tone, eh?
I knew there was a reason I don't have a dog
Jun 7th 2007, 8:24 pm
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Re: How did you choose your user name?
No way Sam!!!
What were you hoping your neighbour was going to do anyway!!??
Hey, while we're on this subject, have you ever had to "help" your boy after he's eaten grass??
My dog eats grass regularly, and on occasion I have been known to use my plastic "pooper scooper" bag, wrapped round my hand........and had to help her ease out a long, stringy bit of grass and "you know what" - otherwise it would never come out!!
The things you do for love!
The worst thing is when you're standing there extracting something disgusting from your dog's bottom, and someone goes by!!
How to bring down the tone, eh?
What were you hoping your neighbour was going to do anyway!!??
Hey, while we're on this subject, have you ever had to "help" your boy after he's eaten grass??
My dog eats grass regularly, and on occasion I have been known to use my plastic "pooper scooper" bag, wrapped round my hand........and had to help her ease out a long, stringy bit of grass and "you know what" - otherwise it would never come out!!
The things you do for love!
The worst thing is when you're standing there extracting something disgusting from your dog's bottom, and someone goes by!!
How to bring down the tone, eh?
oh please I am laughing so much, what with pam's brown legs and your green fingers. I have to share with you a little snippet from many years ago.
I will set the scene for you; it was Christmas in our house and we had decorated the front room with balloons, they were strung across the room on string, my sister had this mutt called Ginge and we had left it in doors on its own whilst we did last min shopping.
When we came back there was not a balloon or piece of string to be found, the next day when I took it for a walk......well need I say more but from its rear end came string with multi coloured deflated balloons still attached
PS it also ate a big box of Maltease's (can't spell that but I am sure you know what I mean) alas there was no sign of that.......only string and balloons
Last edited by crispy; Jun 7th 2007 at 8:28 pm.
Jun 7th 2007, 11:17 pm
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Re: How did you choose your user name?
Well, I thought long and hard about my user name.
In the end I decided just to be honest!
In the end I decided just to be honest!
Jun 7th 2007, 11:46 pm
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Jun 7th 2007, 11:47 pm
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Re: How did you choose your user name?
Willmore is an irish name used through three generations of the male irish side of my family.
Jun 7th 2007, 11:58 pm
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Re: How did you choose your user name?
Oh this is a good thread , well my name is pretty naff and also in hindsight would of changed it but contrary to what people assume the Big bit is not in relation to being overweight , but just as i am 6 foot 2" tall and my name is Pete i spent about 2 seconds to come up with it ..