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genegenie Sep 3rd 2008 2:48 am

Help Required....
 
To build an Ark. :thumbup: With the amount of rain we are getting at the moment ive decided another great flood must be on the way so the time has come to build myself an Ark. Ive had a quick look in the bible and although there is a fair amount of info regarding the use of one i cant seem to find anything about the actual design and construction of such a vessel. :confused: So if anyone out there has been involved in such a project i would be most grateful for any tips they could pass on to me.

Same Difference Sep 3rd 2008 2:57 am

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Originally Posted by genegenie (Post 6744426)
To build an Ark. :thumbup: With the amount of rain we are getting at the moment ive decided another great flood must be on the way so the time has come to build myself an Ark. Ive had a quick look in the bible and although there is a fair amount of info regarding the use of one i cant seem to find anything about the actual design and construction of such a vessel. :confused: So if anyone out there has been involved in such a project i would be most grateful for any tips they could pass on to me.

That bad is it? :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Sam Greenfield Sep 3rd 2008 4:02 am

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Originally Posted by genegenie (Post 6744426)
To build an Ark. :thumbup: With the amount of rain we are getting at the moment ive decided another great flood must be on the way so the time has come to build myself an Ark. Ive had a quick look in the bible and although there is a fair amount of info regarding the use of one i cant seem to find anything about the actual design and construction of such a vessel. :confused: So if anyone out there has been involved in such a project i would be most grateful for any tips they could pass on to me.


You need to rent out Evan Almighty - he builds one from scratch - im sure youd be able to pick up some good tips from him - are you dressing up as well ;) :D :lol: :rofl:

bil Sep 3rd 2008 8:45 am

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I'll take a cabin. There's enough rain here to start me worrying.

jurdyr Sep 3rd 2008 12:14 pm

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Originally Posted by bil (Post 6745643)
I'll take a cabin. There's enough rain here to start me worrying.

wettest summer on records since that start recording them in 1946 (year i think )
the wether man(people) keep say rain and more later on think if told us there would be sun we still go out the winter gear on

side off roads area flooded , some church got flood again after last week flood
genegenie ask that church that many have plans was on the bbc news 03/sept

not a car you need but a boat are one them car boot thinks like on top gear

and we need the wather in spain now taking about water shorts here aswell

i have top deck if you heading for the sun

Christine.J Sep 3rd 2008 5:40 pm

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Originally Posted by Sam Greenfield (Post 6744724)
You need to rent out Evan Almighty - he builds one from scratch - im sure youd be able to pick up some good tips from him - are you dressing up as well ;) :D :lol: :rofl:

In the film, God gives Evan a book called Ark building for dummies, you might be able to find a copy on ebay:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Lionda Sep 3rd 2008 8:24 pm

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Oh dear ..... that bad eh :ohmy: and here we are baking in 30+ degrees :p

Same Difference Sep 3rd 2008 8:48 pm

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Originally Posted by Lionda (Post 6747292)
Oh dear ..... that bad eh :ohmy: and here we are baking in 30+ degrees :p

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Lionda Sep 3rd 2008 9:30 pm

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6747395)
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

:thumbsup:

rugbymatt Sep 4th 2008 1:04 am

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Just for the record, I'm loving the rain, and the 60 new sheep I bought last week love it even bloody more!

mikelincs Sep 4th 2008 1:21 am

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Originally Posted by Lionda (Post 6747582)
:thumbsup:

:thumbsup::rofl::thumbsup:

Same Difference Sep 4th 2008 1:39 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6748176)
Just for the record, I'm loving the rain, and the 60 new sheep I bought last week love it even bloody more!

Liar liar ya bums on fire! :lol:

rugbymatt Sep 4th 2008 1:45 am

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6748267)
Liar liar ya bums on fire! :lol:

sarcasm is lost on you!

Same Difference Sep 4th 2008 1:46 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6748284)
sarcasm is lost on you!

I know! :blink:

Hillybilly Sep 4th 2008 2:10 am

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Just scale up one of these
http://www.amazon.com/Noahs-Ark-Wood.../dp/B00006SLRU
http://www.furnitureplans.com/pi_products/5110
;)

mikelincs Sep 4th 2008 4:33 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6748176)
Just for the record, I'm loving the rain, and the 60 new sheep I bought last week love it even bloody more!

Sure it's the rain you are loving, and not the sheeep?.....:lol::p

rugbymatt Sep 4th 2008 5:10 am

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Originally Posted by mikelincs (Post 6748878)
Sure it's the rain you are loving, and not the sheeep?.....:lol::p

I have reported this post!

Same Difference Sep 4th 2008 5:26 am

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Originally Posted by mikelincs (Post 6748878)
Sure it's the rain you are loving, and not the sheeep?.....:lol::p

You know him too well! :lol:

Same Difference Sep 4th 2008 5:26 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6748987)
I have reported this post!

Baaaaaaaaaaa! :rofl:

rugbymatt Sep 4th 2008 5:36 am

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6749035)
Baaaaaaaaaaa! :rofl:

and this post too....


Oh and I thought I was on ignore?

jurdyr Sep 4th 2008 6:45 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6749068)
and this post too....


Oh and I thought I was on ignore?

Mooooooooooooo

DebsyW Sep 4th 2008 9:23 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6749068)
and this post too....


Oh and I thought I was on ignore?

Thought you two had made up? make friends, make friends, never ever break friends... :rofl::rofl:

rugbymatt Sep 4th 2008 6:55 pm

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Originally Posted by DebsyW (Post 6749826)
Thought you two had made up? make friends, make friends, never ever break friends... :rofl::rofl:

we have, but she has a very messy house and it annoys me.....

lynnxa Sep 4th 2008 6:57 pm

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6751064)
we have, but she has a very messy house and it annoys me.....

you still ignoring me?

Same Difference Sep 4th 2008 7:02 pm

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Originally Posted by DebsyW (Post 6749826)
Thought you two had made up? make friends, make friends, never ever break friends... :rofl::rofl:

He knows I luv him! :lol:

rugbymatt Sep 4th 2008 7:03 pm

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Originally Posted by lynnxa (Post 6751070)
you still ignoring me?

yes....


damn!

lynnxa Sep 4th 2008 7:06 pm

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6751087)
yes....


damn!

hows it hanging?

rugbymatt Sep 4th 2008 7:07 pm

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Originally Posted by lynnxa (Post 6751096)
hows it hanging?

not three bad honey, how is you?

lynnxa Sep 4th 2008 7:09 pm

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6751099)
not three bad honey, how is you?

looking up

are we gonna be in trouble for this?

is chatting still allowed?

rugbymatt Sep 4th 2008 7:19 pm

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Originally Posted by lynnxa (Post 6751103)
looking up

are we gonna be in trouble for this?

is chatting still allowed?

not at all, well not anymore!

lynnxa Sep 4th 2008 7:24 pm

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6751131)
not at all, well not anymore!

oh:frown:

mikelincs Sep 4th 2008 7:38 pm

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Thought chatting was OK in Siesta time...

rugbymatt Sep 4th 2008 7:57 pm

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Originally Posted by mikelincs (Post 6751184)
Thought chatting was OK in Siesta time...

so did I but I got told off for it the other day!

lynnxa Sep 4th 2008 8:00 pm

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6751223)
so did I but I got told off for it the other day!

they're after you:p

rugbymatt Sep 4th 2008 8:08 pm

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Originally Posted by lynnxa (Post 6751229)
they're after you:p

I know!

lynnxa Sep 4th 2008 8:08 pm

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6751256)
I know!

just because you're paranoid












doesn't mean it aint so:D

rugbymatt Sep 4th 2008 8:19 pm

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Originally Posted by lynnxa (Post 6751260)
just because you're paranoid












doesn't mean it aint so:D

I have reported this post!

Same Difference Sep 4th 2008 8:20 pm

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6751289)
I have reported this post!

You are a right little grass lately! :lol:

rugbymatt Sep 4th 2008 8:25 pm

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6751299)
You are a right little grass lately! :lol:

only with the trouble makers

lynnxa Sep 4th 2008 8:28 pm

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6751321)
only with the trouble makers

where's the ignore button?


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