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simon2129 Mar 12th 2008 2:51 am

Heard from LB lately
 
Manchester Evening News 12th March 2008

Manchester Police this morning found a white male who had drowned in the Manchester Ship Canal wearing a Manchester City shirt, women's knickers, fishnet tights, and a sex toy lodged in a strategic place. Police removed his shirt to save the family any embarassment.

leighbloke Mar 12th 2008 5:24 am

Re: Heard from LB lately
 

Originally Posted by simon2129 (Post 6053062)
Manchester Evening News 12th March 2008

Manchester Police this morning found a white male who had drowned in the Manchester Ship Canal wearing a Manchester City shirt, women's knickers, fishnet tights, and a sex toy lodged in a strategic place. Police removed his shirt to save the family any embarassment.

Oh very good, I hear that one was on the back of the tablets Moses brought down from the mount.

rugbymatt Mar 12th 2008 5:25 am

Re: Heard from LB lately
 
I was sat wondering the other day what is the oldest joke in the world, and I just couldn't think...........................thanks for setting me straight.

simon2129 Mar 12th 2008 5:33 am

Re: Heard from LB lately
 
:thumbsup:

Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6053667)
Oh very good, I hear that one was on the back of the tablets Moses brought down from the mount.

:thumbsup::thumbsup::wink_smile:


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