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DebsyW May 9th 2008 7:45 am

Re: It has all gone wrong.....
 

Originally Posted by XTreme (Post 6330523)
Was that a burmp with a minkey?

you off donkeys now??

advent7006 May 9th 2008 7:47 am

Re: It has all gone wrong.....
 
are there still donkeys on blackpool beach????

XTreme May 9th 2008 7:47 am

Re: It has all gone wrong.....
 

Originally Posted by DebsyW (Post 6330530)
you off donkeys now??

You been talking with Maria Gambrelli? :unsure:

XTreme May 9th 2008 7:48 am

Re: It has all gone wrong.....
 

Originally Posted by advent7006 (Post 6330537)
are there still donkeys on blackpool beach????

No....just raw sewage and used condoms I heard!

advent7006 May 9th 2008 7:49 am

Re: It has all gone wrong.....
 
that sounds tasty

DebsyW May 9th 2008 7:50 am

Re: It has all gone wrong.....
 

Originally Posted by XTreme (Post 6330543)
No....just raw sewage and used condoms I heard!

They don`t swim in Blackpool ... they just go `through the motions`

DebsyW May 9th 2008 7:50 am

Re: It has all gone wrong.....
 

Originally Posted by XTreme (Post 6330541)
You been talking with Maria Gambrelli? :unsure:

She is a second cousin twice removed.....

advent7006 May 9th 2008 7:51 am

Re: It has all gone wrong.....
 
come on rugga,give me a star,or half a beer will be fine,my big hunk

DebsyW May 9th 2008 7:53 am

Re: It has all gone wrong.....
 

Originally Posted by advent7006 (Post 6330564)
come on rugga,give me a star,or half a beer will be fine,my big hunk

You are obsessed.... but I`m sure he has more taste. A lot more taste.

advent7006 May 9th 2008 7:53 am

Re: It has all gone wrong.....
 
Im horny horny horny horny,he's snoring snoring farting

DebsyW May 9th 2008 7:54 am

Re: It has all gone wrong.....
 

Originally Posted by advent7006 (Post 6330569)
Im horny horny horny horny,he's snoring snoring farting

I don`t blame him

advent7006 May 9th 2008 7:56 am

Re: It has all gone wrong.....
 
debys,calm down its only a comercial,get ya claws in,if you saw him first,have him,its not cafe benidorm

Same Difference May 9th 2008 8:01 am

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Bloody hell I watch Eastenders and Corrie and I miss it all on here! :sneaky:

XTreme May 9th 2008 8:11 am

Re: It has all gone wrong.....
 

Originally Posted by advent7006 (Post 6330569)
Im horny horny horny horny,

You been looking at my photos again? :cool:

advent7006 May 9th 2008 8:13 am

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help trying to put my photo on,it wont load

Palmera May 9th 2008 8:35 am

Re: It has all gone wrong.....
 

Originally Posted by advent7006 (Post 6327444)
Why not start a new thread COME HERE IF YOU ARE A NEWBIE GET SLAGGED OF FOR EVERYTHING YOU SAY???? i have not said anything personal to anyone,i was taught good british maners


Well, I´m a newbie and i´ve not been slagged off for anything i´ve said!:confused_smile:

rugbymatt May 9th 2008 8:44 am

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just what we need, another piss head moody mad mare.........

DebsyW May 9th 2008 8:45 am

Re: It has all gone wrong.....
 

Originally Posted by Palmera (Post 6330708)
Well, I´m a newbie and i´ve not been slagged off for anything i´ve said!:confused_smile:

This poster is an old one who has come on as a new one and is slagging us all off..... don`t worry Palmera. Well said though..... Ive only been here myself for 2 months... I can`t help but think it feels like a century for some reason xxx

DebsyW May 9th 2008 8:46 am

Re: It has all gone wrong.....
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6330737)
just what we need, another piss head moody mad mare.........

Someone you know, Matt?? Or are we back on the `horses thread`

advent7006 May 9th 2008 4:33 pm

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I have never been on here before.Last night i thought i would give you lot a taste of what you lot did to me,its called banter,some of you didn't like it,so it goes don't give out what you don't want back.Remember i only put the wood on the fire,i never struck the match.

XTreme May 9th 2008 7:20 pm

Re: It has all gone wrong.....
 

Originally Posted by advent7006 (Post 6331633)
i thought i would give you lot a taste of what you lot did to me,its called banter,

No....it's called embarrassing yourself! :lol:

Not that there's anything wrong with a woman feeling horny when they see my photo of course. :eek:

There's never a dry seat in the house when Mucho Macho rides into town you know! :cool:

rugbymatt May 9th 2008 7:27 pm

Re: It has all gone wrong.....
 

Originally Posted by XTreme (Post 6331990)
No....it's called embarrassing yourself! :lol:

Not that there's anything wrong with a woman feeling horny when they see my photo of course. :eek:

There's never a dry seat in the house when Mucho Macho rides into town you know! :cool:

I would love to live in your little world Pete, it sounds such an amazing place.........

Same Difference May 9th 2008 7:46 pm

Re: It has all gone wrong.....
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6332007)
I would love to live in your little world Pete, it sounds such an amazing place.........

You will see it next month! ;)

rugbymatt May 9th 2008 7:47 pm

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6332039)
You will see it next month! ;)

I am absolutely terrified!



He wont turn up!

Same Difference May 9th 2008 7:48 pm

Re: It has all gone wrong.....
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6332041)
I am absolutely terrified!



He wont turn up!

He will cos he is doing some work on my pc tower!

rugbymatt May 9th 2008 7:51 pm

Re: It has all gone wrong.....
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6332042)
He will cos he is doing some work on my pc tower!

Lets see.........



So how is the sphincter today?

valenciatim May 9th 2008 7:57 pm

Re: It has all gone wrong.....
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6332051)
Lets see.........



So how is the sphincter today?

SD, I never knew you did recitals :rofl::eek:
xxx

Same Difference May 9th 2008 7:57 pm

Re: It has all gone wrong.....
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6332051)
Lets see.........



So how is the sphincter today?

How is the what?

rugbymatt May 9th 2008 7:58 pm

Re: It has all gone wrong.....
 

Originally Posted by valenciatim (Post 6332068)
SD, I never knew you did recitals :rofl::eek:
xxx

How is your sphincter Tim?

valenciatim May 9th 2008 8:02 pm

Re: It has all gone wrong.....
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6332072)
How is your sphincter Tim?

Worryingly loose! But thanks for asking:rofl:

rugbymatt May 9th 2008 8:06 pm

Re: It has all gone wrong.....
 

Originally Posted by valenciatim (Post 6332085)
Worryingly loose! But thanks for asking:rofl:

That's OK, the state of the sphincters of the good people of BE is not nearly covered enough on here you know?

valenciatim May 9th 2008 8:08 pm

Re: It has all gone wrong.....
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6332101)
That's OK, the state of the sphincters of the good people of BE is not nearly covered enough on here you know?

Are you talking out of your bum again?:rofl: Or did SD let something slip?

rugbymatt May 9th 2008 8:11 pm

Re: It has all gone wrong.....
 

Originally Posted by valenciatim (Post 6332107)
Are you talking out of your bum again?:rofl: Or did SD let something slip?

you didn't tell her another secret did you?


When will you learn man??

valenciatim May 9th 2008 8:15 pm

Re: It has all gone wrong.....
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6332119)
you didn't tell her another secret did you?


When will you learn man??

I'm a bloke, what do you expect!

rugbymatt May 9th 2008 8:22 pm

Re: It has all gone wrong.....
 

Originally Posted by valenciatim (Post 6332129)
I'm a bloke, what do you expect!

dear god has it been this quiet for long?

valenciatim May 9th 2008 8:23 pm

Re: It has all gone wrong.....
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6332153)
dear god has it been this quiet for long?

Yes

rugbymatt May 9th 2008 8:26 pm

Re: It has all gone wrong.....
 

Originally Posted by valenciatim (Post 6332154)
Yes

bloody hell, I thought the summer was normally bad.........

valenciatim May 9th 2008 8:28 pm

Re: It has all gone wrong.....
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6332162)
bloody hell, I thought the summer was normally bad.........

Maybe the mass exodus has started early, they don't want to bother coming here, it's peeing down, still.

rugbymatt May 9th 2008 8:32 pm

Re: It has all gone wrong.....
 

Originally Posted by valenciatim (Post 6332163)
Maybe the mass exodus has started early, they don't want to bother coming here, it's peeing down, still.

supposed to reach 28 today.

XTreme May 9th 2008 8:38 pm

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You coming to Huescar Matt? I didn't see your name on SD's list. :unsure:


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