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Same Difference May 27th 2008 7:07 pm
This guy aint right in the head!!
 
A certain member was having a nosy round BE and sent me this link he saw.......I just had to put it on here.

What a weirdo.............

http://www.closeronline.co.uk/RealLi...9%20May%202008

FlirtyKnickers May 27th 2008 7:12 pm
Re: This guy aint right in the head!!
 
[QUOTE=Same Difference;6403013]A certain member was having a nosy round BE and sent me this link he saw.......I just had to put it on here.

What a weirdo.............

[url]http://www.closeronline.co.uk/RealLife/Reallifestories/sex-with-car.aspx?date

One of the uk papers had an article yesterday...this woman had 'married' a wall but was cheating on it with a 'fence'.....weirdo's!!!

Now't as stange as folk!!!!

Same Difference May 27th 2008 7:40 pm
Re: This guy aint right in the head!!
 
There aint half some strange people about!! :blink:

FlirtyKnickers May 27th 2008 7:47 pm
Re: This guy aint right in the head!!
 
Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6403100)
There aint half some strange people about!! :blink:
Yeah...too true, have to head to work but i'll try and find the offending article and post it....she looks like a bag of spanners so maybe a wall was her best offer:rofl:

Same Difference May 27th 2008 7:50 pm
Re: This guy aint right in the head!!
 
Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 6403114)
Yeah...too true, have to head to work but i'll try and find the offending article and post it....she looks like a bag of spanners so maybe a wall was her best offer:rofl:
:lol:

Looking forward to reading it! :rofl:

Sam Greenfield May 27th 2008 8:32 pm
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Yeh there definately are some strange people around :eek: - i hope he practises safe sex and uses a condom - we could be overrun with little beetles :rofl:

Same Difference May 27th 2008 8:46 pm
Re: This guy aint right in the head!!
 
Originally Posted by Sam Greenfield (Post 6403278)
Yeh there definately are some strange people around :eek: - i hope he practises safe sex and uses a condom - we could be overrun with little beetles :rofl:
Good one Sam!! :rofl::rofl:

El Capitan May 27th 2008 9:35 pm
Re: This guy aint right in the head!!
 
Don't VW beetles have really tiny exhaust pipes ?

Same Difference May 27th 2008 9:36 pm
Re: This guy aint right in the head!!
 
Originally Posted by El Capitan (Post 6403472)
Don't VW beetles have really tiny exhaust pipes ?
I wouldnt know..........

Is there something you want to tell us? :sneaky:

El Capitan May 27th 2008 9:39 pm
Re: This guy aint right in the head!!
 
Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6403479)
I would know..........

Is there something you want to tell us? :sneaky:
(a) thanks for clarifying the would or would not :) Mind boggles at how to interpret the original.

(b) no

Same Difference May 27th 2008 9:41 pm
Re: This guy aint right in the head!!
 
Originally Posted by El Capitan (Post 6403489)
(a) is there a "not" missing?

(b) no
Yep it was missing and now been edited! :rofl:

Sam Greenfield May 27th 2008 10:57 pm
Re: This guy aint right in the head!!
 
Originally Posted by El Capitan (Post 6403489)
(a) thanks for clarifying the would or would not :) Mind boggles at how to interpret the original.

(b) no

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

poshnbucks May 27th 2008 10:57 pm
Re: This guy aint right in the head!!
 
Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6403496)
Yep it was missing and now been edited! :rofl:
Bet you would sneek in the drivers seat and rev the engine right up just as he reached the point of no return :rofl: He was making love to the front of the car for six months then found out the engine was in the back :eek: But you car not blame him :blink:

onlineamiga May 27th 2008 11:42 pm
Re: This guy aint right in the head!!
 
I love the fact he hasnt told his mother yet but has had an article published about it in a magazine!! Hmm. Guess his mum will find out now!

I bet that guy would be mortified if he wrote his car off lol. He'd probably have a funeral for it and everything.. (sorry her)

Same Difference May 27th 2008 11:53 pm
Re: This guy aint right in the head!!
 
Originally Posted by poshnbucks (Post 6403817)
Bet you would sneek in the drivers seat and rev the engine right up just as he reached the point of no return :rofl: He was making love to the front of the car for six months then found out the engine was in the back :eek: But you car not blame him :blink:
:eek::lol:

El Capitan May 28th 2008 12:23 am
Re: This guy aint right in the head!!
 
Originally Posted by Same Difference
VW beetles have really tiny exhaust pipes, I would know..........

I suppose it makes a change from jacking a car up :ohmy:

leighbloke May 28th 2008 4:31 am
Re: This guy aint right in the head!!
 
If the rest of the story is as factually correct as "after passing his test at 16" it's all bollox.

rugbymatt May 28th 2008 4:37 am
Re: This guy aint right in the head!!
 
Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6405378)
If the rest of the story is as factually correct as "after passing his test at 16" it's all bollox.
"Unsurprisingly, Jordan from Missouri, USA,"

Same Difference May 28th 2008 4:57 am
Re: This guy aint right in the head!!
 
Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6405378)
Its nothing new....I shag my BMW all the time!
Yep........thought you might!!

leighbloke May 28th 2008 7:20 am
Re: This guy aint right in the head!!
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6405409)
"Unsurprisingly, Jordan from Missouri, USA,"
Oh yeah, It's all true then. Have you read the comments where he defends himself by saying "It could be worse at least I don't spend all my time on Expat forums"
He's right you know!!

leighbloke May 28th 2008 7:22 am
Re: This guy aint right in the head!!
 
Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6405505)
Yep........thought you might!!
Yep, that's why I had the 3" dia twin tail pipes put on.

El Capitan May 28th 2008 7:29 am
Re: This guy aint right in the head!!
 
Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6406112)
..... twin tail pipes .....

So you are in to threesomes then :unsure:

leighbloke May 28th 2008 7:36 am
Re: This guy aint right in the head!!
 
Originally Posted by El Capitan (Post 6406141)
So you are in to threesomes then :unsure:
No. one's brown, one's pink. A man needs a bit of variety.

El Capitan May 28th 2008 7:42 am
Re: This guy aint right in the head!!
 
Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6406172)
No. one's brown, one's pink.
You really need an engine tune, or even worse it sounds as though you have a severe problem with the leakage past the gasket.

leighbloke May 28th 2008 7:47 am
Re: This guy aint right in the head!!
 
Originally Posted by El Capitan (Post 6406204)
You really need an engine tune, or even worse it sounds as though you have a severe problem with the leakage past the gasket.
Leakage is an issue occasionally.


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