A former (much maligned) poster on here has written this on another EXPAT sit (he never did understand irony), guess who it is!

"***** WORLD

A Country where the language is English , not the Northern dialect but proper queens English .
A Country which has 10 months warm sunshine a year , only broken by light rains between the hours of 3am to 6am .
A Country which has a varied Terrain with a few Mountains in the North and Glorious beaches and clear seas and harbours in the South.
A Country which is run by the people for the people , with Telephone voting on ALL Major issues as Immigration , Court Sentances and suchlike .
A Country where ALL Services ie; Water , Electric, Gas , Trains , etc are State owned offering cheap but safe services .
A Country which has 1 priority that is look after its own Citizens, does not give Billions to 3rd worlds but any surplus is used and put back into its own people.
A Country which has a mix of 2 women to every man (sneaked that in )
A Country which does not allow anyone to be drunk in public places .
A Country which allows Smoking in segragated areas . ( return to the old days )
A Country which Ensures Car Road tax is solely used for just that Roads ! , any surplus is refunded on next years charge.
A Country which provides safe and no cost housing for its old aged pensioners and gives them a comfortable pension to spend on whatever .
A Country which offers No rates charges to Industry ,and offers high Tax Breaks on Export Sales.
A Country which is tough on Crime , ie; Rapists have there bits chopped off . Paedophiles are left to 50 women to do what they want to them for 3 days . etc,.
A Country that charges all Foreign vehicles huge entry fees to use the roads .
A Country which encourages inventors - entrepeunors to invest by way of Interest free loans free Workshops etc etc.
A Country whose females are not allowed to have children unless in a stable and financial position to do so .
A Country which only allows Immigrants to stay if they have the financial means to support or be supported with NO aid available until paid for 3 years into the system.
A free health service paid for by way of NI contributions , ONLY available to those with paid up NI contributions , unless a visitor is dying then and only then will they patched up and sent on there way.
A Country with a ban on ALL aggressive dogs ie; Pitbulls etc etc.
A Country with Free Television ie; no license fee
A Country which has protected food growing land and Facilities state owned to ensure cheap food produce for its own people.
A Country with a Modern Armed forces ,and Police force only used when the Country is in threat , not concerned with the rest of the worlds issues.
A Country with schooling that teaches discipline and allows caning or whatever punishment it deems fit to maintain order .
A Country which adopts National service for its young."

Big Pete?

Yep!

Gotta love the irony of a bloke moving to Mallorca wanting to live in a country that has the queens English as the mother tongue!

I have a feeling that this thread may get nuked!

Why?

Its no different to Petes thread about the skills plane crap.

Cos Big Pete wrote it and he is banned!

Is this like when Gerry Adams was always dubbed with a REALLY stupid voice when he was interviewed, just in case he managed to brainwash us all?

Oh God I remember that..........now that was just downright stupid dubbing his voice!

one of the most ridiculous episodes of British Gov decision making in recent history!

Yep.......it was laughable!

you should read some of the replies to Pete, they absolutely love him!

I will have a look.........is he under the same name?

Yep

The moderator on there must be cr@p

I prefer the term useless.......