Heard that before somewhere too!

I suppose you do pick it up quickly with the amount of bars & pubs you frequent!

Not that I'm for one moment calling you a drunk or anything!

Where?

You had better not be!

The best bar round here is my garden!

Now that would be telling!
How's the head this morning?

The head is fine thanks!

Do you dance up on the bar/tables when you've had one to many like in Coyote Ugly?

Errrrrrrrrr.....................no!

Not coming to your bar then! sounds well boring!

I can promise you it aint boring!

Yesterday was one of those "off the cuff" days and before we knew it we had a garden full of drunks!

Great day!

Someone was trying to start a rumour that that's because you were either banned from the others, or drank them dry!!!















I did stand up and defend you of course, again!

Oi you..........dont be so bloody cheeky!

Now edited!xx

Cheeky, but not far from the truth I suspect!