In carrefor I was looking at the pets and when I came back to get my trolley a young girl had mine she would not give it back to me, she was actually quite stroppy, anyway I took hers, no bother both empty.

Mine had 50c coin in it, when I left the store and returned the trolley hers had a €1 coin in, so there's a great money spinner for any of you hard up folk, a few a day is all you need.

God loves 'em.

I'm a great believer in Karma,...in this case it worked it's magic well.

There is a supreme joy in watching someone be an arse and then come off worse from the event.

I don't actually believe in karma. What I do believe in is that people do not tend to change their spots, and one day they will do it to the wrong person.

I got badly ripped off once by a little scrote, and a very dear friend asked me if I would like him to send over a couple of charming gentlemen who would for a surprisingly small amount of money, demonstrate to the scrote the error of his ways.

For an extra charge to cover the cost of materials, they would then wrap him in barbed wire and throw him down a lift shaft.

I resisted the temptation, because I could far too easily see what complications could arise. Instead I will wait for 'karma' when the little scrote will do the same sort of thing to someone who lacks my self restraint and charming disposition. They will then proceed to break both his legs. Should I then read of such an event, I will raise a glass to the excellent health of the people responsible, who will have saved me from getting my hands dirty.

Came across an even better money spinner this weekend.

Mate of mine paid 60 quid for a past life regression, of course he he couldn't go under, But they still took the 60 quid, Now I'm sure many of us on here could do that, just a matter of getting the customers in first and being brazen enough to face them.

There's a whole world of scams out there hiding under a thin veneer of respectability. Sometimes the perpetrators know that they're scamming - others actually believe their stuff. Examples: mediums, psychics, homeopaths, reflexologists, angel/crystal therapists, reiki masters, tarot readers, palmists - the list is endless - just take your pick and start earning.

So true. it is soo easy to reinvent yourself on the CDS. You can go from working stocking shelves at Asda in the UK to an experienced palmist or whatever in as much time as it takes to advertise.

Ryanair?

No - I said hiding under a thin veneer of respectability

You mean like local mayors and lawyers?

Bankers

It's not rhyming slang for nothing, you know...

I like the new collective noun. A 'wunch'