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Dick Dasterdly May 21st 2011 9:18 am

Re: The end is nigh!
 

Originally Posted by HBG (Post 9379549)
Come on Bil, we're all having a laugh, there's an hour to go for the tossers - I sometimes worry about people who call other people tossers, perhaps a look in the mirror could clarify things, if you're honest.

Anyway, it's less then an hour now, I'm getting more confident that I may survive. confident enough to take the Sunday chicken out to defrost.

Knowing how devoutly religious he is, I expect he's pretty busy unloading all his confessions right now.

bil May 21st 2011 9:59 am

Re: The end is nigh!
 

Originally Posted by Dick Dasterdly (Post 9379553)
Knowing how devoutly religious he is, I expect he's pretty busy unloading all his confessions right now.

Oddly enough I was just downloading a message for god almighty before buffing the old ringpiece with the celestial Andrex.

Two minutes to go before the rapture, so if this is my last post you'll unders

HBG May 21st 2011 10:18 am

Re: The end is nigh!
 
Well, we've survived. I'm not too surprised. Lynn and her family are safe, so is Bil and all the others. Even Matt, the liar.

There's nothing wrong with an occasional scare, it keeps us on our toes and makes life interesting for a while.

rugbymatt May 21st 2011 10:19 am

Re: The end is nigh!
 
Ahem....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13487858

lynnxa May 21st 2011 5:31 pm

Re: The end is nigh!
 

Originally Posted by HBG (Post 9379609)
Well, we've survived. I'm not too surprised. Lynn and her family are safe, so is Bil and all the others. Even Matt, the liar.

There's nothing wrong with an occasional scare, it keeps us on our toes and makes life interesting for a while.

so we're still here - so does that mean we're not included in the 2% who were to be transported directly to heaven, and that we're still in a living hell?

or that we're quite naughty just not naughty enough to go 'downstairs' yet???

lynnxa May 21st 2011 5:32 pm

Re: The end is nigh!
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 9379612)

do I dare turn the news on:unsure:

jdr May 21st 2011 5:34 pm

Re: The end is nigh!
 

Originally Posted by bil (Post 9378739)
Well, I'm sitting here worrying.

What time do you think it will be?

If i said "I wuv Baby Jeezers!" do you think it might help?

(Where's a vomit icon when you really, really need one?)


Originally Posted by The Oddities (Post 9378748)
:devil_smile: I cannot find it either.

Rosemary

Here yer go, a double bubble. http://bestsmileys.com/puking/3.gif

rugbymatt May 21st 2011 6:07 pm

Re: The end is nigh!
 

Originally Posted by lynnxa (Post 9379927)
do I dare turn the news on:unsure:

Yeah, like the good lord is gonna take you.... (insert sneaky smilie here)

raddickle May 21st 2011 6:44 pm

Re: The end is nigh!
 
It's eerily quiet in London this morning. Where is everybody? Am I the only one left?

lynnxa May 21st 2011 6:56 pm

Re: The end is nigh!
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 9379966)
Yeah, like the good lord is gonna take you.... (insert sneaky smilie here)

you're still here?


ah well - so this IS living hell:p

rugbymatt May 21st 2011 7:01 pm

Re: The end is nigh!
 

Originally Posted by lynnxa (Post 9380011)
you're still here?


ah well - so this IS living hell:p

I've been asked to stay behind to keep all the degenerates left behind in order.

lynnxa May 21st 2011 7:09 pm

Re: The end is nigh!
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 9380022)
I've been asked to stay behind to keep all the degenerates left behind in order.

ahhh right.......:rolleyes:

rugbymatt May 21st 2011 7:33 pm

Re: The end is nigh!
 

Originally Posted by lynnxa (Post 9380030)
ahhh right.......:rolleyes:

I'm getting the impression that you don't believe me...

lynnxa May 21st 2011 8:10 pm

Re: The end is nigh!
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 9380056)
I'm getting the impression that you don't believe me...

I'd say it's way more likely that you have been left to guide us

http://future.iftf.org/images/mgg1227.gif

rugbymatt May 21st 2011 8:18 pm

Re: The end is nigh!
 

Originally Posted by lynnxa (Post 9380103)
I'd say it's way more likely that you have been left to guide us

If thats the case them we really are all doomed!


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