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simon2129 Apr 5th 2008 10:24 pm

EFFING EYE TEST
 
EFFING EYE TEST

Count every ' F ' in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
(SEE BELOW) :thumbsup:




















HOW MANY ?
WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.

The reasoning behind is further down.









The brain cannot process 'OF'.

Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!

Anyone who counts all 6 'F's' on the first go is a genius.

Three is normal, four is quite rare.

We can expect several false self-declarations of genius status from those who like to think they are....

rugbymatt Apr 5th 2008 10:30 pm

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I am a genius!


Who'd have thunk that eh?











(i have seen it before)

Nu-Shooz Apr 5th 2008 10:31 pm

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1st count i got 3:o, 2nd count i got 5...still can't do 6.

Same Difference Apr 5th 2008 11:33 pm

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Originally Posted by Nu-Shooz (Post 6166493)
1st count i got 3:o, 2nd count i got 5...still can't do 6.

Counted them about 5 times now and still cant get 6, is this a joke?

rugbymatt Apr 5th 2008 11:33 pm

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6166783)
Counted them about 5 times now and still cant get 6, is this a joke?

How can you only get 5??

Same Difference Apr 5th 2008 11:34 pm

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6166791)
How can you only get 5??

Cos there is only 5!

rugbymatt Apr 5th 2008 11:35 pm

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6166801)
Cos there is only 5!

Count again!

Same Difference Apr 5th 2008 11:36 pm

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6166805)
Count again!

Highlight them in red for me, cos my eyes are going funny keep looking at it.

rugbymatt Apr 5th 2008 11:38 pm

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Originally Posted by simon2129 (Post 6166469)
EFFING EYE TEST

Count every ' F ' in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
(SEE BELOW) :thumbsup:





...


Just for SD!

Same Difference Apr 5th 2008 11:39 pm

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6166824)
Just for SD!

Aaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

I kept missing the last bloody rotten F!!!!! :curse:

leighbloke Apr 5th 2008 11:40 pm

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6166783)
..............is this a joke?

No, That'd be you.

Same Difference Apr 5th 2008 11:40 pm

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Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6166840)
No, That'd be you.

Go away!

leighbloke Apr 5th 2008 11:41 pm

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6166846)
Go away!

You don't mean that.

Same Difference Apr 5th 2008 11:42 pm

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Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6166854)
You don't mean that.

I do!

leighbloke Apr 5th 2008 11:46 pm

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6166860)
I do!

We're not getting married are we? I've not had a shave or got my suit on!!

Same Difference Apr 5th 2008 11:49 pm

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Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6166883)
We're not getting married are we? I've not had a shave or got my suit on!!

Stop picking on me :(

rugbymatt Apr 5th 2008 11:50 pm

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6166901)
Stop picking on me :(

Is he picking on you?

Same Difference Apr 5th 2008 11:51 pm

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6166908)
Is he picking on you?

Yes :(

DebsyW Apr 5th 2008 11:52 pm

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It would appear that I`m a genius too.

rugbymatt Apr 5th 2008 11:52 pm

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6166914)
Yes :(

Aw bless.............................



LB!


Can I join in?

leighbloke Apr 5th 2008 11:52 pm

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6166901)
Stop picking on me :(

Well aren't we touchy this morning? already had a post pulled by the Mitzmeister - now you're starting on me.
Did Mr Difference have too much Vino Collapso last night?

Same Difference Apr 5th 2008 11:53 pm

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6166928)
Aw bless.............................



LB!


Can I join in?

Dont you dare!!!!

leighbloke Apr 5th 2008 11:53 pm

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6166928)
Aw bless.............................



LB!


Can I join in?

God yes.

Same Difference Apr 5th 2008 11:54 pm

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Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6166929)
Well aren't we touchy this morning? already had a post pulled by the Mitzmeister - now you're starting on me.
Did Mr Difference have too much Vino Collapso last night?

I was sticking up for Matty boy on the post that got deleted!!!!

Dont why I bothered now :mad:

leighbloke Apr 5th 2008 11:54 pm

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6166935)
Dont you dare!!!!

There she goes with the threats again - where's the mods?

leighbloke Apr 5th 2008 11:56 pm

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6166942)
I was sticking up for Matty boy on the post that got deleted!!!!.................

Why? are you stupid as well as angry? - Oh, no need to answer - you could only see 5 Fs.

Same Difference Apr 5th 2008 11:57 pm

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Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6166960)
Why? are you stupid as well as angry? - Oh, no need to answer - you could only see 5 Fs.

How may F`s in this?...........


F--- -FF

rugbymatt Apr 5th 2008 11:58 pm

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6166966)
How may F`s in this?...........


F--- -FF

3, 4 if you count in the FFFFFFFFFFFFFirst one

leighbloke Apr 5th 2008 11:59 pm

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6166966)
How may F`s in this?...........


F--- -FF

Found your very own level of wit have you?

Same Difference Apr 6th 2008 12:01 am

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Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6166980)
Found your very own level of wit have you?

At least I can spell it.........not like you spell phuckhough!!:rofl:

leighbloke Apr 6th 2008 12:03 am

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6166990)
At least I can spell it.........not like you spell phuckhough!!:rofl:

Last time I tried the ***** thing it wouldn't let it through????

leighbloke Apr 6th 2008 12:03 am

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Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6167005)
Last time I tried the ***** thing it wouldn't let it through????

Just like that - must need to put the hough on the end??

bil Apr 6th 2008 12:07 am

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OK, this is interesting.

I've seen this one before, but couldn't remember the answer, just that you have to go VERY slowly and count carefully.

I got it right, but only because I was in the know. I actually caught myself skating over the two 'of's. It's as tho the eye/brain can't see the 'f' if it doesn't begin the word, or else the first couple set the tone being at the beginning of the word.

Note how the word scientific is split so that the F begins the line.

I bet that the brain has spotted that one before it gets to the 'of's

It might be interesting to repeat the test with the words laid out differently.

leighbloke Apr 6th 2008 12:11 am

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Originally Posted by bil (Post 6167024)
OK, this is interesting.

I've seen this one before, but couldn't remember the answer, just that you have to go VERY slowly and count carefully.

I got it right, but only because I was in the know. I actually caught myself skating over the two 'of's. It's as tho the eye/brain can't see the 'f' if it doesn't begin the word, or else the first couple set the tone being at the beginning of the word.

Note how the word scientific is split so that the F begins the line.

I bet that the brain has spotted that one before it gets to the 'of's

It might be interesting to repeat the test with the words laid out differently.

The clue is in the OP, the bit where he says:-

"The brain cannot process 'OF'."

rugbymatt Apr 6th 2008 12:13 am

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Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6167058)
The clue is in the OP, the bit where he says:-

"The brain cannot process 'OF'."

NO! REALLY!?

Same Difference Apr 6th 2008 12:14 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6167074)
NO! REALLY!?

Mitzys on.......there may be trouble ahead ;)

leighbloke Apr 6th 2008 12:16 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6167074)
NO! REALLY!?

Yes, really.

rugbymatt Apr 6th 2008 12:17 am

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6167082)
Mitzys on.......there may be trouble ahead ;)

Shhh, keep your head down, stay quiet and he wont notice us!

leighbloke Apr 6th 2008 12:17 am

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6167082)
Mitzys on.......there may be trouble ahead ;)

..............but while there's moonlight, and love and romance - lets face the music..........

Same Difference Apr 6th 2008 12:18 am

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Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6167102)
..............but while there's moonlight, and love and romance - lets face the music..........

and dance!


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