I could stockpile a couple of cokes to bring with me?

you do realise that I wear short short denim shorts when I am in Spain, commando style, and my nuts sometimes flop out...............its a nice look.

Your'e talking about your planters aren't you?

er...........yeah.......

That sounds nice!























wheres the vomit smiley?

I went to the local bar tonight and the guy put his nuts on the counter for us. I was very impressed and complimented him on his forethought

I spent an evening on the piss with 4 mates and we went to each pub with our cocks out....

Make that diet and your on, mind you be warned OH don't come cheap

I thought all men had their nuts hanging out from their shorts when they are on holiday, OH told me that was the golden rule.

Glad you didn't say skin - that would have been sick.

And how did the night go?

and nobody noticed??

I've had Mal's nuts this evening coz he can't have them any more.

Not that well to be honest.................

Salty??

Are they detachable?