Wish I could join you in laughter, but actually it's quite depressing that my rear has developed quite so well...at least the top of the outfit should fit once I've had the reduction surgery to return to my former FF cup!

I really feel the need to slowly back out of this conversation
Tim

My thoughts entirely!

Sorry, but I don't have a wide-angle lens.

I have a large screen - amongst other things of course.

Yes, your reputation preceeds you. I guess I could photograph one at a time, if that helps?

Ignore my rep - a lot of it was started by me.

Really? May I ask why your image is of a fousty sandal? Surely that does little for your rep?

I googled "Thong" looked in images saw that and thought that will get the ladies interested - footwear almost as good as cake to perk up the females.

Does it work.

Well love, there's footwear and there's footwear...Not sure you selected the right one for your image - can just imagine the blister between the 1st two toes xx

So that'd be a no?

On the camel`s foot you mean?? I questioned his avatar and he posted a pic of my goosepimple buttocks for all to see. Zel had to wipe his laptop.

I think I speak for all womankind when I say YES.