Did I Start Bird Flu ??
Feb 15th 2007, 6:00 am
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Did I Start Bird Flu ??
When I was a wee lad (more wee than I am now ) I had me first knee trembler with a right old BIRD called sharon while on me hols in Spain,
Come to think of it, while I was "back scutterling" the old sort,
she had a bad case of the FLU.
you don't think all this BIRD FLU business is all down to me do you ??
I don't want big BERNARD MATTHEWS chasing me round the farm yard
Come to think of it, while I was "back scutterling" the old sort,
she had a bad case of the FLU.
you don't think all this BIRD FLU business is all down to me do you ??
I don't want big BERNARD MATTHEWS chasing me round the farm yard
Feb 16th 2007, 1:02 pm
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Re: Did I Start Bird Flu ??
When I was a wee lad (more wee than I am now ) I had me first knee trembler with a right old BIRD called sharon while on me hols in Spain,
Come to think of it, while I was "back scutterling" the old sort,
she had a bad case of the FLU.
you don't think all this BIRD FLU business is all down to me do you ??
I don't want big BERNARD MATTHEWS chasing me round the farm yard
Come to think of it, while I was "back scutterling" the old sort,
she had a bad case of the FLU.
you don't think all this BIRD FLU business is all down to me do you ??
I don't want big BERNARD MATTHEWS chasing me round the farm yard
Feb 16th 2007, 8:30 pm
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Re: Did I Start Bird Flu ??
You have just started my day off with a right good laugh. I just know I am going to be giggling at your post all bloomin day!
Feb 17th 2007, 5:54 am
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Re: Did I Start Bird Flu ??
When I was a wee lad (more wee than I am now ) I had me first knee trembler with a right old BIRD called sharon while on me hols in Spain,
Come to think of it, while I was "back scutterling" the old sort,
she had a bad case of the FLU.
you don't think all this BIRD FLU business is all down to me do you ??
I don't want big BERNARD MATTHEWS chasing me round the farm yard
Come to think of it, while I was "back scutterling" the old sort,
she had a bad case of the FLU.
you don't think all this BIRD FLU business is all down to me do you ??
I don't want big BERNARD MATTHEWS chasing me round the farm yard
You'll have to live with it.. and so do we
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Feb 17th 2007, 6:31 am
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Re: Did I Start Bird Flu ??
I doubt he would be able to chase you Andy. I come from norfolk and I've heard that apparently Bernard Matthews is a rather large Texan looking chap. So you just might be safe
Feb 17th 2007, 7:34 am
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Re: Did I Start Bird Flu ??
Feb 17th 2007, 7:38 am
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Feb 21st 2007, 6:15 am
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Re: Did I Start Bird Flu ??
On SKY NEWS today Bernard Matthews has been arrested for "LOVING A HEN"
round the back of one of the old chicken huts,
we now go live to the chicken hut with Sir Trevor Mc Donut for an exclusive interview with Big Bernard.
sir trevor has bernard matthews been charged with anything by the police
YES ANDY HE HAS BEEN CHARGED WITH BUGGERING A HEN, HE CLAIM'S DUE TO ALL THIS FLU BUSINESS THE COCKS AND HENS ARE NOT DOING IT.
SO HE THOUGHT HE MIGHT TRY STARTING A BIT OF D.I.Y WITH THE NICEIST LOOKING HEN IN THE HUT,
HEY I'LL TELL YOU WHAT ANDY THESE HENS ARE GAGGING FOR IT.....I'AM OFF TO GIVE THAT ONE A LOOK............
sir trevor
sir trevor ?
i 'am sorry readers we seem to have lost the link with sir trevor
TAKE THIS YOU DIRTY BIRD.......SWALK...SWALK...SWALK
round the back of one of the old chicken huts,
we now go live to the chicken hut with Sir Trevor Mc Donut for an exclusive interview with Big Bernard.
sir trevor has bernard matthews been charged with anything by the police
YES ANDY HE HAS BEEN CHARGED WITH BUGGERING A HEN, HE CLAIM'S DUE TO ALL THIS FLU BUSINESS THE COCKS AND HENS ARE NOT DOING IT.
SO HE THOUGHT HE MIGHT TRY STARTING A BIT OF D.I.Y WITH THE NICEIST LOOKING HEN IN THE HUT,
HEY I'LL TELL YOU WHAT ANDY THESE HENS ARE GAGGING FOR IT.....I'AM OFF TO GIVE THAT ONE A LOOK............
sir trevor
sir trevor ?
i 'am sorry readers we seem to have lost the link with sir trevor
TAKE THIS YOU DIRTY BIRD.......SWALK...SWALK...SWALK
Feb 21st 2007, 6:32 am
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Re: Did I Start Bird Flu ??
Quick Andy get some Lard Sir Trevor is covered in tar and it is making the feathers stick and he has a programme to do tommorrow!!
