leighbloke

Thought I'd entered a parrallel universe this morning - opened the paper and Derby weren't bottom of the Prem!!!!

So congratulations Mr Flan, it's not often that one win can quadruple a teams points tally so late in the season.

rugbymatt

You just know that Flimflan will be grumpy about something though don't you?

leighbloke

No I think this is just what he needed to change his ways, I'm sure from now on it'll be a sunnier, chirpier happy go luck Mr Flan.

sarahchirles

Yeah UP the 'RAMMERS!' or RAMS....?

Is that right! OOps.

derbyflan

So why has it taken you all day to acknowledge the fact?

Have you been out culling puppies round Fallowfield? Or drowning kittens in Denton?

Pam Sarky

Now now Fruity, he is happy for you....thats all

leighbloke

Well, here it is, I got up, went down for breakfast & picked up the paper, ate my breakfast, checked out, packed the car and drove to work, where due to the nature of my job Internet access is restricted only to technical sites, left work drove the 125 mile journey home, all that time I was looking out for a cyber cafe on the fell roads of Cumbria. However when I got home I immediately sat down and typed a message congratulating my buddy on his teams victory, knowing it would be the only opportunity I will have this season.
I then sat by PC, unmoving, awaiting his jolly reply - I'm still waiting.

Today I am pleased to say I have killed no puppies or kittens, though me and Lucifer have squished several hundred flies and had to nudge the odd sheep out of the way

Pam Sarky

Go on then, tell us how you did it?

leighbloke

I just sort of drive into them - very slowly - the idiot animals just stand there looking at you, completly ignore the horn (I'm talking car horn here by the way). They have like a million acres of hillside to stand on and the daft B******s choose the 10ft wide strip of road!!!!!!!!

Eve