This was specifically requested by advent 7006 HERE!

So all newbies feel free to post in here and get a virtual asskicking for your trouble!

And once you've received your virtual asskicking....think about what you want to do in Spain!

It doesn't matter how ridiculous your ideas are....I can build you a top notch website so you don't look like a complete twat!

And I can even do sites retrospectively....so if you want to claim former SAS membership, we can even photoshop you abseiling through the windows of the Iranian Embassy!

No business idea is too stupid for me to take on.....no matter how inane or cretinous it might be, I can make it happen. And remember there's no levels of human depravity I won't sink too.....I even do sites for Estate Agents! And you can't get much lower than that!

So post here, get an asskicking from the knuckledraggers, choose what you want to be.....and more importantly who you were....and we can get this show on the road!

'AVE IT!

love it!!

Thats very nice of you to open a welcome thread for the newbies, Pete!

i don,t live in here but can i kick some assy too

You would know how to cos you are just toooooooooooo nice!

yeah and your top of the list missy!

Oooppppps.........that was supposed to be "wouldnt know how"

you do,nt say bend over betty theres one coming your way!

Ok Im bent over.........what next?

here comes a large can of whoopass

Get your thrush sorted then we can work something out!

See SD, told you we wouldn`t believe you about your `friend`

XTreme, I don`t know whether to be happy or sad that you weren`t `on-line` when I first joined this forum! I know where to come if I need anything done though

floosy!