Confessional thread....
Jul 2nd 2011, 7:49 pm
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Re: Confessional thread....
I put washing up liquid in someones water features, bubbles everywhere.
We used to have areally snotty landlady at our local, so day before we moved over here we put canabis seeds in all her hanging baskets and tubs !!
We used to have areally snotty landlady at our local, so day before we moved over here we put canabis seeds in all her hanging baskets and tubs !!
Jul 3rd 2011, 3:57 pm
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Re: Confessional thread....
Originally Posted by busters mum
I put washing up liquid in someones water features, bubbles everywhere.
We used to have areally snotty landlady at our local, so day before we moved over here we put canabis seeds in all her hanging baskets and tubs !!
We used to have areally snotty landlady at our local, so day before we moved over here we put canabis seeds in all her hanging baskets and tubs !!
Jul 4th 2011, 7:11 am
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Re: Confessional thread....
I have 2 friends who are cabin crew on long haul flights, both tall blonde and beautiful, just like me (NOT !)
If they get men pestering them they put a couple of drops of optrex in their drink, resulting in them spending a lot of time on the loo, so beware all you chancers !!!
If they get men pestering them they put a couple of drops of optrex in their drink, resulting in them spending a lot of time on the loo, so beware all you chancers !!!
Jul 4th 2011, 8:34 am
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Re: Confessional thread....
Originally Posted by busters mum
I have 2 friends who are cabin crew on long haul flights, both tall blonde and beautiful, just like me (NOT !)
If they get men pestering them they put a couple of drops of optrex in their drink, resulting in them spending a lot of time on the loo, so beware all you chancers !!!
If they get men pestering them they put a couple of drops of optrex in their drink, resulting in them spending a lot of time on the loo, so beware all you chancers !!!
At two drops a go a bottle of optrex should last me a lifetime.
Jul 10th 2011, 3:58 pm
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Re: Confessional thread....
Ok, Ok, I confess, I have found a great way of getting more karma to buy shares, just when I need it
Jul 10th 2011, 4:59 pm
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Re: Confessional thread....
I confess to buying a copy of that notorious, naughty sleeze rag known as the NoW for the first time in my life, and obviously the last.
I claim extenuating circumstances in view of the fact that the proceeds are going to charity, supposedly, and that it may become a collectors item in the long distant future, though I can't think why.
I was interested in having a read of copy of the very first copy from 168 years ago, but have to admit it was very disappointing and at 3 pennies back then every bit as poor value as the final version.
I claim extenuating circumstances in view of the fact that the proceeds are going to charity, supposedly, and that it may become a collectors item in the long distant future, though I can't think why.
I was interested in having a read of copy of the very first copy from 168 years ago, but have to admit it was very disappointing and at 3 pennies back then every bit as poor value as the final version.
Jul 10th 2011, 7:22 pm
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Re: Confessional thread....
I went to see the nurse yesterday for my annual check-up.
She told me that I have to stop masturbating.
I asked, "Why?"
She said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
She told me that I have to stop masturbating.
I asked, "Why?"
She said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
Jul 10th 2011, 7:42 pm
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Re: Confessional thread....
Jul 10th 2011, 8:40 pm
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Re: Confessional thread....
Originally Posted by derbyflan
I went to see the nurse yesterday for my annual check-up.
She told me that I have to stop masturbating.
I asked, "Why?"
She said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
She told me that I have to stop masturbating.
I asked, "Why?"
She said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
Jul 10th 2011, 8:41 pm
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Re: Confessional thread....
Originally Posted by jackytoo
Am I alone in wondering why this crap never gets censored.
Jul 10th 2011, 8:43 pm
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Re: Confessional thread....
WTF does that mean
Jul 10th 2011, 8:53 pm
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Re: Confessional thread....
It means....
Why not use a piece of steak on a rope to coax that angry Coypu from outta yer hole and learn to chillax a little bit?
There's a dear.
Why not use a piece of steak on a rope to coax that angry Coypu from outta yer hole and learn to chillax a little bit?
There's a dear.
Jul 10th 2011, 8:56 pm
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Re: Confessional thread....
Stupid wanker
Jul 10th 2011, 8:58 pm
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Re: Confessional thread....
Nice
Did you kiss your Father with that mouth?
Did you kiss your Father with that mouth?
Jul 10th 2011, 9:12 pm
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Re: Confessional thread....
Thats a word you don't see much these days eh? Coypu.
