Confessional thread....
#16
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I put washing up liquid in someones water features, bubbles everywhere.
We used to have areally snotty landlady at our local, so day before we moved over here we put canabis seeds in all her hanging baskets and tubs !!
We used to have areally snotty landlady at our local, so day before we moved over here we put canabis seeds in all her hanging baskets and tubs !!
#18
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I have 2 friends who are cabin crew on long haul flights, both tall blonde and beautiful, just like me (NOT !)
If they get men pestering them they put a couple of drops of optrex in their drink, resulting in them spending a lot of time on the loo, so beware all you chancers !!!
If they get men pestering them they put a couple of drops of optrex in their drink, resulting in them spending a lot of time on the loo, so beware all you chancers !!!
#19
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I have 2 friends who are cabin crew on long haul flights, both tall blonde and beautiful, just like me (NOT !)
If they get men pestering them they put a couple of drops of optrex in their drink, resulting in them spending a lot of time on the loo, so beware all you chancers !!!
If they get men pestering them they put a couple of drops of optrex in their drink, resulting in them spending a lot of time on the loo, so beware all you chancers !!!
At two drops a go a bottle of optrex should last me a lifetime.
#20
Joined: Jan 2010
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Ok, Ok, I confess, I have found a great way of getting more karma to buy shares, just when I need it
#21
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I confess to buying a copy of that notorious, naughty sleeze rag known as the NoW for the first time in my life, and obviously the last.
I claim extenuating circumstances in view of the fact that the proceeds are going to charity, supposedly, and that it may become a collectors item in the long distant future, though I can't think why.
I was interested in having a read of copy of the very first copy from 168 years ago, but have to admit it was very disappointing and at 3 pennies back then every bit as poor value as the final version.
I claim extenuating circumstances in view of the fact that the proceeds are going to charity, supposedly, and that it may become a collectors item in the long distant future, though I can't think why.
I was interested in having a read of copy of the very first copy from 168 years ago, but have to admit it was very disappointing and at 3 pennies back then every bit as poor value as the final version.
#22
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I went to see the nurse yesterday for my annual check-up.
She told me that I have to stop masturbating.
I asked, "Why?"
She said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
She told me that I have to stop masturbating.
I asked, "Why?"
She said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
#26
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WTF does that mean
#27
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It means....
Why not use a piece of steak on a rope to coax that angry Coypu from outta yer hole and learn to chillax a little bit?
There's a dear.
Why not use a piece of steak on a rope to coax that angry Coypu from outta yer hole and learn to chillax a little bit?
There's a dear.
#28
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Stupid wanker
#30
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Thats a word you don't see much these days eh? Coypu.