hi had bar in spain 4 18mths now all goin goos been in this trade 4 16 years in uk so fell into 1 here.. anyway 5 weeks ago police came in told me to close in 3 hours or i am goin to jail .. so all lawers and my project manager been every were all paper work is all correct dont know why and carnt find out why i have been closed torrevije town hall wont tell me need some adivce on what to do next help from a very mad women xxx

You might be better posting in English proper. Most people on here able to offer good advice are ancient and unable to read English modern.

well I'm almost ancient & I understood


I have no idea what to suggest though

Scoose me! You have missed out some punktuation.

If your lawyer cant help change them for an out of town lawyer ,most spanish communities seem very incestuous , you may find the mayors brother wants to open up a bar next to you!!!and his cousin is your lawyer!! I`m not joking!!!

You will need to consult a lawyer. Whatever you do, don't write to them, go and see them in person.

I don't do punktooashun!

and you're supposed to say 'but you're ancient.........................'


some mate you are

You did mean - but your NOT ancient then dintcha

Lynn - youre NOT ancient - coz im not and we are about the same age

yeah I did

OMG I must be - forgetting words now.............................

Young whippersnappers. lol

PMSL Lynn

Wow jdr - you must need ya fod feeling chuck - that was a compliment ya know

Blimey If that's modern English, I wish to be ancient

I think the OPs post is a wind-up, posted under a different ID by a long-standing member who is being side-lined of late. It's still a bit of fun, isn't it? It's better than counting sheep to get to sleep.

My troll radar agrees.

I know the avitar but can´t remember the name.