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rugbymatt Mar 9th 2008 9:05 am

Re: Which cake are you?????
 

Originally Posted by Backhomeatlast (Post 6039360)
Your wife :lol:

Tut tut, personal insults.

genegenie Mar 9th 2008 9:05 am

Re: Which cake are you?????
 

Originally Posted by Sam Greenfield (Post 6039345)
Its not from lack of trying :p - was the rugby on today wasnt sure if they were playing York or not - did we win

Sure did 50 points to 8. :thumbsup:

jdr Mar 9th 2008 9:05 am

Re: Which cake are you?????
 

Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6039197)
Sorry, Leighbloke is currently unavailable for a reply - he will return as soon as the people in A&E remove my Manolo Blahnik from his in-step.

Luv Mrs LB

By the way, he's crap in bed.

We gathered he`s rubbish in bed, most bullshitters are.

Sam Greenfield Mar 9th 2008 9:06 am

Re: Which cake are you?????
 

Originally Posted by genegenie (Post 6039370)
Sure did 50 points to 8. :thumbsup:

Were we home or away - just wish footie team could do as well

Backhomeatlast Mar 9th 2008 9:07 am

Re: Which cake are you?????
 

Originally Posted by Sam Greenfield (Post 6039361)
Go on ive not been out of the bath long

http://www.collarandcuffs.net.au/


I,m on there, but aint telling which one.

genegenie Mar 9th 2008 9:08 am

Re: Which cake are you?????
 

Originally Posted by Sam Greenfield (Post 6039377)
Were we home or away - just wish footie team could do as well

At Spotland.

rugbymatt Mar 9th 2008 9:09 am

Re: Which cake are you?????
 

Originally Posted by Backhomeatlast (Post 6039379)
http://www.collarandcuffs.net.au/


I,m on there, but aint telling which one.

I refer you to the last part of post 43.

Sam Greenfield Mar 9th 2008 9:09 am

Re: Which cake are you?????
 

Originally Posted by Backhomeatlast (Post 6039379)
http://www.collarandcuffs.net.au/


I,m on there, but aint telling which one.

Right go on then which are you - long and curly or short and wiggly boobs - oops sorry just read last bit lol

Sam Greenfield Mar 9th 2008 9:11 am

Re: Which cake are you?????
 

Originally Posted by genegenie (Post 6039384)
At Spotland.

You should have called in for a brew when you were passing...........from wherever you came :D

Backhomeatlast Mar 9th 2008 9:19 am

Re: Which cake are you?????
 

Originally Posted by Sam Greenfield (Post 6039388)
Right go on then which are you - long and curly or short and wiggly boobs - oops sorry just read last bit lol


lets just say I would have you in the palm of my hand in 5 mins ;)

rugbymatt Mar 9th 2008 9:24 am

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Originally Posted by Backhomeatlast (Post 6039435)
lets just say I would have you in the palm of my hand in 5 mins ;)

Oh dear god!!


LB I cant believe you left me alone with Captain Bullshit!

Sam Greenfield Mar 9th 2008 9:25 am

Re: Which cake are you?????
 

Originally Posted by Backhomeatlast (Post 6039435)
lets just say I would have you in the palm of my hand in 5 mins ;)


Hope youve washed them :rofl:

Backhomeatlast Mar 9th 2008 9:26 am

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Originally Posted by Sam Greenfield (Post 6039471)
Hope youve washed them :rofl:

Of course;) along with my hands.

Sam Greenfield Mar 9th 2008 9:31 am

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Originally Posted by Backhomeatlast (Post 6039477)
Of course;) along with my hands.

:rofl: so i take it youve come back from Oz (hoping to go there ourselves in a couple of years) - are you going to be looking for work then now in Spain

rugbymatt Mar 9th 2008 9:33 am

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Originally Posted by Sam Greenfield (Post 6039506)
:rofl: so i take it youve come back from Oz (hoping to go there ourselves in a couple of years) - are you going to be looking for work then now in Spain

Have you not read some of her posts in the moving back forum?

Sam Greenfield Mar 9th 2008 9:35 am

Re: Which cake are you?????
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6039515)
Have you not read some of her posts in the moving back forum?

Nope dont venture in there too often as im still wearing my rose tinted glasses

Backhomeatlast Mar 9th 2008 9:36 am

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Originally Posted by Sam Greenfield (Post 6039506)
:rofl: so i take it youve come back from Oz (hoping to go there ourselves in a couple of years) - are you going to be looking for work then now in Spain

You might love Oz but I need more stimulation that Perth, will look to work somewhere in Europe this year, going on a big summer reccie through France Italy Germany etc in a converted transit with mates..who knows.

rugbymatt Mar 9th 2008 9:36 am

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Originally Posted by Sam Greenfield (Post 6039532)
Nope dont venture in there too often as im still wearing my rose tinted glasses

She has quite a loving hatred for OZ.

Sam Greenfield Mar 9th 2008 9:37 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6039542)
She has quite a loving hatred for OZ.

Well with all that oil i bet the flies get stuck :rofl:

Backhomeatlast Mar 9th 2008 9:39 am

Re: Which cake are you?????
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6039515)
Have you not read some of her posts in the moving back forum?

Are you a stalker? Matt can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on holiday:lol:

rugbymatt Mar 9th 2008 9:39 am

Re: Which cake are you?????
 

Originally Posted by Sam Greenfield (Post 6039550)
Well with all that oil i bet the flies get stuck :rofl:

Well I can imagine the Perthites loved his attitude.

Backhomeatlast Mar 9th 2008 9:40 am

Re: Which cake are you?????
 

Originally Posted by Sam Greenfield (Post 6039550)
Well with all that oil i bet the flies get stuck :rofl:

The flies are a nightmare in perth, especially if you are naked most of the time:confused:

rugbymatt Mar 9th 2008 9:47 am

Re: Which cake are you?????
 

Originally Posted by Backhomeatlast (Post 6039560)
Are you a stalker? Matt can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on holiday:lol:

OK, first part.


No, I have been posting on this part of the Forum for nearly 2 years, you arrived to try and antagonise me into having a barney with you.


Secondly.

That doesn't even make sense.
Now had you said........."Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date." I would have found it funny.

Backhomeatlast Mar 9th 2008 9:51 am

Re: Which cake are you?????
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6039606)
OK, first part.


No, I have been posting on this part of the Forum for nearly 2 years, you arrived to try and antagonise me into having a barney with you.


Secondly.

That doesn't even make sense.
Now had you said........."Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date." I would have found it funny.

Dont you find the cheap ones chaff:lol: which brand do you use?

Sam Greenfield Mar 9th 2008 9:53 am

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Originally Posted by Backhomeatlast (Post 6039560)
Are you a stalker? Matt can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on holiday:lol:

Sorry sunshine but your no competition for our Matt - we love him and he will always be top man to us on here

rugbymatt Mar 9th 2008 9:53 am

Re: Which cake are you?????
 

Originally Posted by Backhomeatlast (Post 6039638)
Dont you find the cheap ones chaff:lol: which brand do you use?

Not even a good come back.

Now I am off line in a bit, my OH is back from work, I wont tell you what we will be doing as it would be wrong to talk about these things with a kiddie.

Backhomeatlast Mar 9th 2008 9:55 am

Re: Which cake are you?????
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6039648)
Not even a good come back.

Now I am off line in a bit, my OH is back from work, I wont tell you what we will be doing as it would be wrong to talk about these things with a kiddie.

What does he do? give him a kiss from me:lol:

rugbymatt Mar 9th 2008 9:57 am

Re: Which cake are you?????
 

Originally Posted by Backhomeatlast (Post 6039655)
What does he do? give him a kiss from me:lol:

do you have a problem with me being gay or something?

Backhomeatlast Mar 9th 2008 10:02 am

Re: Which cake are you?????
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6039662)
do you have a problem with me being gay or something?

No, just be carefull...ok...always wear a condom:thumbup:
and give Herman a kiss from me.

rugbymatt Mar 9th 2008 10:04 am

Re: Which cake are you?????
 

Originally Posted by Backhomeatlast (Post 6039681)
No, just be carefull...ok...always wear a condom:thumbup:
and give Herman a kiss from me.

a lesser person would get offended at your homophobic attitude, this is my last post to you.

anabella Mar 9th 2008 10:05 am

Re: Which cake are you?????
 

Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6038922)
Rubbish list! Wheres the apple pie with lemon cream???
Hard exterior, covering a mushy, sweet and juicy inside - hidden by a zingy, virginal topping that leaves a slightly bitter taste in the mouth.

That's what I thought.. I don't see a pastry cake with vanilla/custard filling..

rugbymatt Mar 9th 2008 10:05 am

Re: Which cake are you?????
 

Originally Posted by anabella (Post 6039699)
That's what I thought.. I don't see a pastry cake with vanilla/custard filling..

and what would that make you?

anabella Mar 9th 2008 10:06 am

Re: Which cake are you?????
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6039706)
and what would that make you?

I dunno :unsure:

leighbloke Mar 9th 2008 10:15 am

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Originally Posted by anabella (Post 6039716)
I dunno :unsure:

It would make you, a vision of beauty, in whose footsteps pretty flowers spring like leaving a trail to heaven:wub::wub:

Sam Greenfield Mar 9th 2008 10:16 am

Re: Which cake are you?????
 

Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6039756)
It would make you, a vision of beauty, in whose footsteps pretty flowers spring like leaving a trail to heaven:wub::wub:

Back from A&E already - that was quick :rofl:

rugbymatt Mar 9th 2008 10:17 am

Re: Which cake are you?????
 

Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6039756)
It would make you, a vision of beauty, in whose footsteps pretty flowers spring like leaving a trail to heaven:wub::wub:

God you can be a creep sometimes!

leighbloke Mar 9th 2008 10:19 am

Re: Which cake are you?????
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6039458)
LB I cant believe you left me alone with Captain Bullshit!

Hey, it's not often you get to see two real life gay boys wrist slapping.
Have you both gone polishing your chaps before you put them away till next weekend?

leighbloke Mar 9th 2008 10:19 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6039766)
God you can be a creep sometimes!

Oh Yes!!

anabella Mar 9th 2008 10:20 am

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Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6039756)
It would make you, a vision of beauty, in whose footsteps pretty flowers spring like leaving a trail to heaven:wub::wub:

:o

leighbloke Mar 9th 2008 10:22 am

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Originally Posted by Sam Greenfield (Post 6039646)
Sorry sunshine but your no competition for our Matt - we love him and he will always be top man to us on here

Sam, it's statements like this that worry me! The only time Matt is a top man is when Backhomeatlast wants a lie down.


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