I can't remember the programme or maybe it was a film, but I have seen this on what I imagine was Venice Beach or similar in Ca.

It was an old withered Japanese guy, only he applied his oil by using a spray gun, like a car paint sprayer would use.

The personal touch you propose would of course be lost, but for the more "ample" customer would keep the turn around time down. (pun not originally intended!!)

Should you adopt this idea, I will of course be amiable to a financial consideration.

hmmmm maybe u get a £ 5 for each new franchiser , i think thats a good idea for the less attractive ones ! and keep the manual working and massaging the oil in for the good lookers

One flaw to your plan at the moment is the fact that you are still thinking in £s not euros.

This business venture needs an addition too.

Mrs Big Pete should set up a sun bed and lilo next door to you for her to oil up the lads. Obviously she is going to give a discount to the lads with a six pack and rippling muscles. Possibly she would not make any money as I am sure that there would be quite a few that she would willing lay her hands on for free. Just think Pete of her enjoying letting her hands roam over their gorgeous sun tanned bodies.

Yes I definitely think that you need her as a partner even if she does too many freebies.

Rosemary

Maybe an ofset of the group would be selling anti wrinkle cream, cancer screening and commission from the local plastic surgeon to take the 10 years off from sun damage.....Good business plan, get them all wrinkly and sun damaged and then sell the after sales services.

Brilliant - which section would gain the most income?

I'll deal with group of Franchises that deal with the anti wrinkle and commission from the plastic surgeons. Make more money than the 3 quid a head for rubbing oil in.

Nahh bad idea Mrs Bigpete only massages me !! My Business i make the rules

Fantastic idea - this real estate aggro is getting too much so I will take the first franchise please, but just want the men part - any spare blokes wanting to `spray`the women for me??

Sold Rixxy there u go 1st franchise sold in hmmmm a couple of days 1st Mcdonalds took over a year i believe !!

Now who wants to buy shares "BigPetes Oilling Service Ltd" will be PLC in 3 weeks at this rate

I thought you were man enough to allow the little woman a little of lifes pleasures. Was it the possibility that she might do too many freebies that set the alarm bells ringing?
Rosemary

This is why he calls himself BIGpete !!

Exactly Rixxy, and Rosemary , MrsBigPete is a one man woman i mentioned to her about your suggestion and she said " No Way only one man for me and thats you Pete you hunk you ..You think i am likely to massage some strange man for £3 dont think so "

So there you go Rosemary straight from the sexy Mrs BigPetes mouth via the type of course

You have really vivid dreams I guess!!!!

Yeeees I wonder if there really is a Mrs Bigpete - maybe he dresses up as her and then replies.....Nope - just doesnt bear thinking about and the visual image is, well downright scary!

Check the photos Rixxy she is lovely and i love her to bits