The last time I tried trolling, I netted a russian akula class submarine..... oh crap... I that you meant trawling...sorry

I hope you threw it back, there are very strict quotas on Akula's

Maybe the border force should consider concentrating on their work instead of causing unnecessary aggravation and disruption.

What about that eleven year old kid who ran away from his mother in a Manchester shopping centre ?

Despite the fact that he had learning difficulties he walked straight onto a flight to Italy through all the various controls without a single scrap of documentation.

and when we have to put up with so much loss of personal liberty to get a bag thru at Stansted and then put up with the abusive attitudes at Ryanscare.

None of the Maxwell rags could have hoped to send a reporter thru with such earth shattering results.

All I can say is - we will suffer...................

Well, Re' the 11year old stowaway, I guess the parents can breathe a little easier knowing it wasn't Ryanair, they would probably be facing a return ticket fare at full cost from them

Should you be proud?...............nah you should be sectioned.

Ah sorry I woke you up so early

Sectioned under what number, by the way?

Flattery will get you everywhere

Sectioned under the "danger to be turned loose on a forum act" as introduced by yours truly on 26 July 2012.

Hey when sectioned they let you out 8 hours a day, feed you, and you get your benefits paid, I reckon there could be a que to get in

Ah, so youre not so green as youre cabbage looking and it's all just part of your act so you can screw the benefit system.

and I won't be the first

Wouldn't be surprised if a few post from in there