Bil, you'll like this
Aug 6th 2008 | 5:42 am
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Aug 6th 2008 | 7:56 am
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From: Vejer de la Fra., Cadiz
Re: Bil, you'll like this
and your ass stretched if you are a choirboy.....
Aug 6th 2008 | 8:48 am
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From: Vejer de la Fra., Cadiz
Re: Bil, you'll like this
I liked what someone said when a priest threatened him saying, 'You'll burn in Hell!'
The guy replied 'Hell holds no fear for me.'
'Why?'
'Because you won't be able to get near the fire for priests!'
The guy replied 'Hell holds no fear for me.'
'Why?'
'Because you won't be able to get near the fire for priests!'
Aug 6th 2008 | 9:30 am
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From: Vejer de la Fra., Cadiz
Re: Bil, you'll like this
You think priests are some kind of perverts? Sex with a female???
It doesn't count as sex if it's with a boy.
Given that the church forbids reporting it, I reckon it must be a perk of the job.
It doesn't count as sex if it's with a boy.
Given that the church forbids reporting it, I reckon it must be a perk of the job.
Aug 6th 2008 | 9:54 am
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Re: Bil, you'll like this
I think it is that they have more opportunity with boys than girls... not that it is a gender preference. They hold a position of power and are involved in many youth groups. Maybe if the catholic church allowed priests to marry then it would cancel out a lot of the sexual predators. Christ (pardon the pun) what man could stay celibate a lifetime? .... a unuch.
Aug 6th 2008 | 8:55 pm
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Re: Bil, you'll like this
Celibacy is the one true perversion.
Aug 7th 2008 | 3:31 am
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Re: Bil, you'll like this
My solicitors emailed me today about the flat we are buying in the UK. Its apparantly in an area effected by Chancel repair liability
What does that mean?
Well .... it means that the church can insist that local inhabitants pay towards the upkeep of the church ... I've got to take out insurance!!!
Aston Cantlow versus Mr & Mrs Wallbank, where apparantly they were presented with a bill by the church of £6k for repairs ... they took it as far as the house of lords and eventually it cost them £250k and wiped em out!
The Church ...... dont you just love em!
What does that mean?
Well .... it means that the church can insist that local inhabitants pay towards the upkeep of the church ... I've got to take out insurance!!!
Aston Cantlow versus Mr & Mrs Wallbank, where apparantly they were presented with a bill by the church of £6k for repairs ... they took it as far as the house of lords and eventually it cost them £250k and wiped em out!
The Church ...... dont you just love em!
