* penks takes the kick and recovers well, gets the broken mop and mops clippies face in a tango like fashion whilst downing a baileys at the same time*

at least I am proud of my post count and don't hide it!

that is nothing to be proud of.

it may be the only thing you have you can call big, but that is phathetic really.

oi!!!! get your mitts off my baileys!!

Its only high because I like talking to women and we ALL know how much you fish wives like to talk!

so you are not a man at all then! you bloody whinge like a woman

I'm 100% cute, cant you read?

*penks recovers baileys from a distracted sheff who is bitchslapping RM *

you are about as cute as the vomit stain the dog left when he died

*ss grabs it back and hits penks with the now empty bottle*

My Avatar says I am and that's as much proof as I need.

*drops to her knees and crawls behind bar whilst no-one is looking*

Now yer talking!

then you need to find a new one. pic of crap should work well with you