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lee8 Jan 5th 2008 5:03 am

Re: The Anti- Spain thread.
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 5743659)
He hates the fact that it will never happen.


That's why he is going back to Wales, the women will take what they can get there.

My wife is Spanish, well Basque actually from Amurrio in Alava, but thats splitting hairs.

So what happened to humor then, I`m waiting.

lcortez Jan 5th 2008 5:06 am

Re: The Anti- Spain thread.
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 5743659)
He hates the fact that it will never happen.


That's why he is going back to Wales, the women will take what they can get there.

with or without wellies:D

lee8 Jan 5th 2008 5:12 am

Re: The Anti- Spain thread.
 

Originally Posted by lcortez (Post 5743671)
with or without wellies:D

Is that for the Sheep or the wife.;)

Bigbhudda69 Jan 5th 2008 5:12 am

Re: The Anti- Spain thread.
 
Wos goin on..its startin to kick off in the Ayamonte thread now..new year growin pains

rugbymatt Jan 5th 2008 5:14 am

Re: The Anti- Spain thread.
 

Originally Posted by lee8 (Post 5743665)
My wife is Spanish, well Basque actually from Amurrio in Alava, but thats splitting hairs.

So what happened to humor then, I`m waiting.

Do you know what Lee, you mention that your wife is a Basque in almost every post you make, now I'm sure you do it because you are very proud of her, although you cant have much respect for her, but I suspect you do it to assure us all that you are the leading light in all things Spanish.....................now lets move on and its a given, your wife is a Basque.


Oh and my long term GF in Spain was also a Basque, and never again!

lee8 Jan 5th 2008 5:15 am

Re: The Anti- Spain thread.
 

Originally Posted by Bigbhudda69 (Post 5743692)
Wos goin on..its startin to kick off in the Ayamonte thread now..new year growin pains


Must be all the Expats being all Spanish watching the kings coming.:rofl:

lee8 Jan 5th 2008 5:17 am

Re: The Anti- Spain thread.
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 5743697)
Do you know what Lee, you mention that your wife is a Basque in almost every post you make,

Are u drunk.:p


now I'm sure you do it because you are very proud of her, although you cant have much respect for her, but I suspect you do it to assure us all that you are the leading light in all things Spanish.....................now lets move on and its a given, your wife is a Basque.
Well I don`t like to brag too much.


Where`s your sense of humor gone.;)


Oh and my long term GF in Spain was also a Basque, and never again!
What was her name ?

rugbymatt Jan 5th 2008 5:19 am

Re: The Anti- Spain thread.
 

Originally Posted by lee8 (Post 5743702)
Are u drunk.:p



Where`s your sense of humor gone.;)



What was her name ?

Txortxi.


No my sense of humour is always there, but this isn't a funny thread, its for your ilk to ruin, I mean use, to "warn" people about the dangers of Spain.

lcortez Jan 5th 2008 5:37 am

Re: The Anti- Spain thread.
 
Heres one thing that will def wind me up in Spain (when eventually get there),
BEUROCRACY!!!!
Example registering as self employed with taxman in the UK,50% of an a4 page,other half only filled in if working with a partner!!,rest of form for office use!Spain 12 pages (so Im told) just for tax and IVA:blink::blink::blink:(This is after apllyong for your Tax license!!)

rugbymatt Jan 5th 2008 6:29 am

Re: The Anti- Spain thread.
 

Originally Posted by lcortez (Post 5743769)
Heres one thing that will def wind me up in Spain (when eventually get there),
BEUROCRACY!!!!
Example registering as self employed with taxman in the UK,50% of an a4 page,other half only filled in if working with a partner!!,rest of form for office use!Spain 12 pages (so Im told) just for tax and IVA:blink::blink::blink:(This is after apllyong for your Tax license!!)

Yeah, its not something I'm looking forward to in all honesty.


Of course last time round it didn't matter because I never paid any tax.

lee8 Jan 5th 2008 6:46 am

Re: The Anti- Spain thread.
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 5743931)
Yeah, its not something I'm looking forward to in all honesty.


Of course last time round it didn't matter because I never paid any tax.

I used my Spanish wife to fill it out:p

Annoying in your Anti Spam thread then.

The easiest way to fill it out is to employ your guy you pay to do all your tax and legal stuff he`s called GOD otherwise know in Spain as your Asesoria.

I was only paying him 25.00 euros a month to sort all kinda boring crap.

OOOOPPPPPS thats a positive isn`t it.:sneaky:

Mitzyboy Jan 5th 2008 6:51 am

Re: The Anti- Spain thread.
 

Originally Posted by lee8 (Post 5743963)
I used my Spanish wife to fill it out:p

Blimey .... have you got a Spanish wife .... where does she come from? :)

lee8 Jan 5th 2008 6:52 am

Re: The Anti- Spain thread.
 

Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 5743973)
Blimey .... have you got a Spanish wife .... where does she come from? :)


Bulgaria.:sneaky:

rugbymatt Jan 5th 2008 6:57 am

Re: The Anti- Spain thread.
 

Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 5743973)
Blimey .... have you got a Spanish wife .... where does she come from? :)

What?!

Don't be daft! If Lee had a Spanish wife he would have said something by now surely?

lee8 Jan 5th 2008 7:00 am

Re: The Anti- Spain thread.
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 5743995)
What?!

Don't be daft! If Lee had a Spanish wife he would have said something by now surely?

I`m waiting to surprise you.:eek:

Don`t spoil the surprise.:(

Soon I will start hinting about my Spanish Mother in Law.


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