How many women are going to suffer as a result of the sports channels going for a burton. I loved the peace and quite while OH watched footie, snooker, darts etc on the box. He is a real fireside athlete, although he fancies himself as a great snooker player. I must admint he does play like O Sullivan (Gilbert). God, what will I do now, I wont have my relax, doing what I want if there is nothing to entertain him. Help, please, I am desperate......dont know where to turn......afraid for my sanity......living on a knifedge......dreading the future...OOOHHHHHHH.....sob... sob... sob....

More shagging on the cards I'd say!

I will give it some thought, thanks.

Prefer a carpet myself but each to his own

I vaguely remember a wheelbarrow in a mate's garage back in 71!

What? With Crispy??

I dunno! I never asked their names!

No, don`t blame you! Neither do I ..............did I........

Was that you I've still got the track marks

Try this, it works for me....
1.Buy a large bottle of baileys and pour a large measure into a large glass, don't bother with ice it only dilutes it and it sounds like you need it neat.
2. Put a cd of "take that" or "will young" .
3. Open any large pack of chocolate.
4. Choose a book or magazine.
Place all the above on a table next to a comfy sofa. Plonk your self on the sofa and arrange cafefully for best effect. Turn Cd on loudly. Begin eating and drinking. Flick through your reading material. Should hubby come to investigate. Glare at him and growl "AND?". It frightens the hell out of my hubby and he goes into his workshop for hours!