adult tv in spain
#18
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Re: adult tv in spain
There surely can’t be any room left in this world for any more porn channels? My satellite dish gets me dozens of them (should I want them) and a wrong letter in Google can send you straight to hell.
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Re: adult tv in spain
Still do not get the CRC thing, must be a man thing.
Having just driven back from the UK, we seemed to pass no end of places that specialise in male entertainment and there did not seem to be a lack of cars in the car parks.
Having just driven back from the UK, we seemed to pass no end of places that specialise in male entertainment and there did not seem to be a lack of cars in the car parks.
#22
Re: adult tv in spain
For those who dont want to be seen at these places listen to this guy....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eSflbxXeoo&feature=fvw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eSflbxXeoo&feature=fvw
#23
Re: adult tv in spain
Don't know if it's still correct, but when I was in Spain, the major reebroadcasters all had at least one 'adult' channel, soft porn till midnight, then you can forget the soft bit.
#24
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Re: adult tv in spain
Years ago a woman friend and I arrived after midnight in a tiny village in Almeria and hoped to find a bar where we could at least find something to eat in this silent deserted village. We followed a light which led to a totally silent bar with dim flickering lighting full to them brim, and as we pushed our way through to the bar we suddenly realised we were the only women there and worse was to come as just as I was about to ask if they had anything to eat I looked up at the television screen to see naked writhing bodies doing very rude things and heard only heavy breathing all round me and pushing my protesting shortsighted friend to the door we fled from the village.
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Re: adult tv in spain
Years ago a woman friend and I arrived after midnight in a tiny village in Almeria and hoped to find a bar where we could at least find something to eat in this silent deserted village. We followed a light which led to a totally silent bar with dim flickering lighting full to them brim, and as we pushed our way through to the bar we suddenly realised we were the only women there and worse was to come as just as I was about to ask if they had anything to eat I looked up at the television screen to see naked writhing bodies doing very rude things and heard only heavy breathing all round me and pushing my protesting shortsighted friend to the door we fled from the village.
Why does the OP need a porn channel? No pc access to the web? After all, the whole purpose of the www was to access all the porn ever made......
#26
Re: adult tv in spain
Damn, for a minute there Elspeth I thought I was going to have to give you serious karma, as I didn't think you were going to be the type to run away.
Why does the OP need a porn channel? No pc access to the web? After all, the whole purpose of the www was to access all the porn ever made......
Why does the OP need a porn channel? No pc access to the web? After all, the whole purpose of the www was to access all the porn ever made......
#27
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Re: adult tv in spain
I used, in my ignorance to think that hard core was donkeys, dwarves and children.
A police friend of mine when discussing the subject pointed out how wrong I was. If there's a single stiffy on view, it's hard core.
It certainly used to be that you couldn't even draw a cartoon character with one.
At least it's a bit better in continental europe. On one of my earlier visits, some of us went into a german porn shop, and I really had my eyes opened. There, it was all arranged by category with true Germanic thoroughness, so there were shelves labeled 'High school fist *****ing', water sports and so on.
I was delighted to see that minority tastes were catered for, as there was one shelf labeled 'Dwarves in rubber.'
I have to say tho that it was a fairly short shelf........
#28
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Re: adult tv in spain
Do you know the difference between hard and soft?
I used, in my ignorance to think that hard core was donkeys, dwarves and children.
A police friend of mine when discussing the subject pointed out how wrong I was. If there's a single stiffy on view, it's hard core.
It certainly used to be that you couldn't even draw a cartoon character with one.
At least it's a bit better in continental europe. On one of my earlier visits, some of us went into a german porn shop, and I really had my eyes opened. There, it was all arranged by category with true Germanic thoroughness, so there were shelves labeled 'High school fist *****ing', water sports and so on.
I was delighted to see that minority tastes were catered for, as there was one shelf labeled 'Dwarves in rubber.'
I have to say tho that it was a fairly short shelf........
I used, in my ignorance to think that hard core was donkeys, dwarves and children.
A police friend of mine when discussing the subject pointed out how wrong I was. If there's a single stiffy on view, it's hard core.
It certainly used to be that you couldn't even draw a cartoon character with one.
At least it's a bit better in continental europe. On one of my earlier visits, some of us went into a german porn shop, and I really had my eyes opened. There, it was all arranged by category with true Germanic thoroughness, so there were shelves labeled 'High school fist *****ing', water sports and so on.
I was delighted to see that minority tastes were catered for, as there was one shelf labeled 'Dwarves in rubber.'
I have to say tho that it was a fairly short shelf........