Well in that case I hope no one takes offence at this one which is doing the rounds,....



Paddy goes into a ships lounge and says,... "It's quiet in here tonight, where's everyone at?."

Murphy says,.... "Strange,.. I thought it would be busy,.... I just heard something on the tannoy about a band on ship.

Well said!

I remember when we had most people on here having a chuckle and it was a nice place to have a chat. People were still having pops at each other, but they were taken in the manner they were meant .... humour!

These days there are those that are so far up their own backsides it's untrue, and it often seems like an ego contest

I'd like to say that I'd help people, but no one here can really claim to be one or the other until they've been in a similar situation before.

Being Irish i'm incredibly offended by your post.....

Well im Irish and i love Irish jokes

The Sky Tv people are showing clips saying the crew was saying take it easy everythings under control..what did they want them to say ...your all going to drown..

me too,

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Are you aware you mispelled "Muttley"?

I'm sure our pal Muttley will be seriously offended by this grave error.

It wouldn't surprise me in the least if he took it upon himself to gain revenge by tracking down Flirty Knickers and helping himself to a sizable piece of the good ladies frilly drawers and possibly a tasty bite of rump steak as well.

and all said by the Dastardly Dick.

Head

I love it when the spelling Police come on and then disappear

Maybe it's their only hobby, dredging all the forums from morning to night in the hope of finding a typo and earning themselves some brownie points, ....though from what I've seen of Uncle Eb,I think he just might be into something else as well

oh poop....

Don't let it worry you

Love your name by the way