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angiescarr Nov 20th 2010 7:46 am

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Originally Posted by bil (Post 8993900)
Figure of speach dude, figure of speach.

I don't mind veggos who do it because they just can't bear the thought of something being killed to give them a burger or whatever.

Sadly tho I think many do so as an attention getting trick. 'Oooo, look at me, I'm special.'

Those who eat fish and claim to be veggos are fricking hypocrites, and those who lay claim to doing it on moral grounds are laying themselves open to serious, justified criticism.

After all, the vegetables they eat are only there because someone else killed all the rabbits, birds and other vermin that would have eaten it long before it could have been got to the plate.

Morals are a black and white thing, which is why I despise things done for moral reasons. If it is morally incorrect to kill a cow, then it's morally wrong to swat a fly or kill a rat.

Animals that are to be used as food should be granted the best life possible and killed as humanely as possible. Anything else is wrong, wrong, wrong.

I balance OHs vegetarianism by happily chomping on anything that once lived having first removed it's eyes and anything coiled up or wrinkly (Giblets brains testicles...You know the kind of thing). He looks healthy and has perfect teeth. Used to eat too many sweeties but now behaves much better and has dropped two stones as I gained them.
He doesn't eat meat because he thinks it's over expensive and dangerous. I don't see him as caring about fluffy bunnies. There's nothing he loves more than watching HF Whittingstall chopping up pigeons and selling them to the middle class Farmers-market goers;-)

Up here in the Sierra the place is ecologically balanced by the fact humans keep pigs to feast from the Acorns of the cork oak, and produce the best Jamon ever. If it weren't for the value of the pigs back legs they wouldn't survive as a species. And neither would the locals The pigs live happy lives.... and are delicious!

Dick Dasterdly Nov 20th 2010 7:52 am

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Yeh,..and what about all those hundreds, nay thousands of poor innocent flies you've swatted and murdered in cold blood over the years ?

Afraid there's just no hope for you Bil. :ohmy:

Dick Dasterdly Nov 20th 2010 8:01 am

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Originally Posted by angiescarr (Post 8993927)
I balance OHs vegetarianism by happily chomping on anything that once lived having first removed it's eyes and anything coiled up or wrinkly (Giblets brains testicles...You know the kind of thing). He looks healthy and has perfect teeth. Used to eat too many sweeties but now behaves much better and has dropped two stones as I gained them.
He doesn't eat meat because he thinks it's over expensive and dangerous. I don't see him as caring about fluffy bunnies. There's nothing he loves more than watching HF Whittingstall chopping up pigeons and selling them to the middle class Farmers-market goers;-)

Up here in the Sierra the place is ecologically balanced by the fact humans keep pigs to feast from the Acorns of the cork oak, and produce the best Jamon ever. If it weren't for the value of the pigs back legs they wouldn't survive as a species. And neither would the locals The pigs live happy lives.... and are delicious!

The giblets and goolies are the tastiest of all.
I used to go to a rabbit restaurant in the Canaries where the women used to fight over the eyeballs.
Supposed to be very good for the complexion.
They were even served up complete with their teeth as well, but they didn't go down quite so well.

"" Used to eat too many sweeties but now behaves much better and has dropped two stones as I gained them.""

Er,..just hope you didn't use the carving knife to remove them. :eek:

HBG Nov 20th 2010 8:12 am

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Originally Posted by bil (Post 8993900)
Figure of speach dude, figure of speach.

I don't mind veggos who do it because they just can't bear the thought of something being killed to give them a burger or whatever.

Sadly tho I think many do so as an attention getting trick. 'Oooo, look at me, I'm special.'

Those who eat fish and claim to be veggos are fricking hypocrites, and those who lay claim to doing it on moral grounds are laying themselves open to serious, justified criticism.

After all, the vegetables they eat are only there because someone else killed all the rabbits, birds and other vermin that would have eaten it long before it could have been got to the plate.

Morals are a black and white thing, which is why I despise things done for moral reasons. If it is morally incorrect to kill a cow, then it's morally wrong to swat a fly or kill a rat.

Animals that are to be used as food should be granted the best life possible and killed as humanely as possible. Anything else is wrong, wrong, wrong.

If you take the wider view, you’re about half-right. I agree about the fish eaters, they are hypocrites.

I take it back to the caves and don’t agree that we’ve advanced all that much since then. We’ve split the atom, but we still kill fellow human beings for no reason; we still drag the attractive females along by the hair and club them if they don’t comply, you can make that metaphorical if you like but the principle is the same.

The female analogy has distracted me, my line of reasoning has been destroyed, I dragged one such beautiful creature along by the hair and clubbed her (totally metaphorically of course) when I married my childhood sweetheart.

Five million years ago I would have done it unmetaphorically. (I didn’t think that would pass the spell check, but I can’t think of a better word).

bil Nov 20th 2010 9:23 am

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Originally Posted by Dick Dasterdly (Post 8993928)
Yeh,..and what about all those hundreds, nay thousands of poor innocent flies you've swatted and murdered in cold blood over the years ?

Afraid there's just no hope for you Bil. :ohmy:

I have a simple approach to this. I start off by flapping them away. If they take no notice, I will kill every one of the chitinous little feckers that comes near me. At that point, I enjoy killing them soooooo much, and start to treat it like an art form.

bil Nov 20th 2010 9:30 am

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Originally Posted by HBG (Post 8993945)
If you take the wider view, you’re about half-right. I agree about the fish eaters, they are hypocrites.

I take it back to the caves and don’t agree that we’ve advanced all that much since then. We’ve split the atom, but we still kill fellow human beings for no reason; we still drag the attractive females along by the hair and club them if they don’t comply, you can make that metaphorical if you like but the principle is the same.

The female analogy has distracted me, my line of reasoning has been destroyed, I dragged one such beautiful creature along by the hair and clubbed her (totally metaphorically of course) when I married my childhood sweetheart.

Five million years ago I would have done it unmetaphorically. (I didn’t think that would pass the spell check, but I can’t think of a better word).

Why only half right? If it is morally wrong to kill people, you can't say 'Blacks, jews, whatever don't count, it's open season on them.

Killing any sentient, aware creature is wrong (exceptions being self defence etc)

I don't buy into the idea that all animal life is sacred tho. As I say, if it is, then what about rats?

There is no realistic, commercial way that you can rear food without killing animals. So, if you say you mustn't eat kill animals to eat, isn't it also morally equivalent to say you mustn't kill animals in order to eat?

HBG Nov 20th 2010 9:44 am

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Originally Posted by bil (Post 8994030)
Why only half right? If it is morally wrong to kill people, you can't say 'Blacks, jews, whatever don't count, it's open season on them.

Killing any sentient, aware creature is wrong (exceptions being self defence etc)

I don't buy into the idea that all animal life is sacred tho. As I say, if it is, then what about rats?

There is no realistic, commercial way that you can rear food without killing animals. So, if you say you mustn't eat kill animals to eat, isn't it also morally equivalent to say you mustn't kill animals in order to eat?

What’s the big difference between killing animals and people? Both are living beings here for a purpose.

I despise those men in tweeds standing on Scottish rivers casting for salmon. The same horrible people in tweeds line up with shotguns to shoot pheasants that are hardly able to fly.

Then those horrible people gather in posh country houses to eat the animals they have killed, spitting out the lead pellets with gusto.

The leaders live in a big house in the centre of London and we bow to them.

rugbymatt Nov 20th 2010 9:55 am

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What the crap are you lot on about?

HBG Nov 20th 2010 10:04 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 8994050)
What the crap are you lot on about?

I don't wish to be insulting, but it may be a bit beyond you.

bil Nov 20th 2010 11:11 am

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Originally Posted by HBG (Post 8994059)
I don't wish to be insulting, but it may be a bit beyond you.

I have a suspicion you are wrong there.

To go back to what you have posted, criticising pheasant shooting and salmon fishing is somewhat indicative if not having thought it thru. Salmon fishing. Well, those people pay big time for that sport, and all in all the salmon, and all the associated wildlife do well out of it as if the waterways and the surroundings aren't looked after very carefully, there won't be any fish to catch.

Pheasants. Again, the same argument applies, with the caveat that some gamekeepers are very prone to kill anything they regard as a threat to their pheasants. I've known some that have admitted to killing amounts of predatory birds that I find very worrying.

Dick Dasterdly Nov 20th 2010 11:19 am

Re: 11.11.11am
 

Originally Posted by bil (Post 8994024)
I have a simple approach to this. I start off by flapping them away. If they take no notice, I will kill every one of the chitinous little feckers that comes near me. At that point, I enjoy killing them soooooo much, and start to treat it like an art form.

Yeh,..you and me both.
Tis a bit of an art form just as you say.
One of the secrets is to initially aim for their asses or just behind them, as the crafty baskets actually lift off backwards, if you could see them in slow motion.
Another is to wait till they start walking or moving slightly.
Obviously they can't concentrate on two things at the same time, so they are then very easy meat.
I have one of those electrified tennis racket gadgets which fries them, but also costs a fortune in broken ornaments if you don't have an accurate swing.
Then there's also the spring loaded kids gun which shoots a plastic disc and zaps them on the wall from a distance.
It can almost get to be total warfare at certain times of the year. :frown: :rofl:

Problem is I occasionally get drunk with power, or something else, and imagine I am George Bush trying to save the free world from total annihalation. lol.
Sure beats the hell out of them silly computer games anyway.

HBG Nov 20th 2010 11:47 am

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There are some cruel ****ers in this world.

HBG Nov 20th 2010 12:06 pm

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It's like walking down the Reeperbahn ( nachts um halb eins).

angiescarr Nov 20th 2010 7:13 pm

Re: 11.11.11am
 

Originally Posted by bil (Post 8994024)
I have a simple approach to this. I start off by flapping them away. If they take no notice, I will kill every one of the chitinous little feckers that comes near me. At that point, I enjoy killing them soooooo much, and start to treat it like an art form.

............Windows and a piece of paper. Of course you have to clean the windows regularly.

I had to wipe out a family of mice that noticed we had been away a few days, and moved in. Poor little things were the cutest I'd ever seen. In the trap cleanly each time, eyes wide open. all pink noses and grey fur. Awwww. Sometimes it feels so wrong!
Still, set the trap straight after to kill the next one who has the damn cheek to break into my bag of dried cilantro.
A couple of weeks after that we had the mass fly attack to cope with. (Which is how I discovered the paper against the window trick) Obviously one or more of the baby mice had escaped the trap only to starve to death and be 'fly blown'. Never did find their little corpses as this house is still a building site. But no more mice so far. And I'd know about it. These country mice have no fear!

rugbymatt Nov 20th 2010 8:32 pm

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Originally Posted by HBG (Post 8994059)
I don't wish to be insulting, but it may be a bit beyond you.

So... someone compliments you on the way you write and now you are the forum literati.... yeah, you're right, its waaaay beyond me.


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