Frequently answered questions.
Jul 12th 2007 | 1:21 pm
#1
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Frequently answered questions.
1. Most likely your incredibly sophisticated mobile phone won't work here. Live with it.
2. None of your electrical appliances (battery operated appliances such as dildos excepted) are worth bringing with you.
3. If you have no initiative to use in finding a job first, forget the whole idea.
4. Canada is a big place. This has several implications.
5. Schools are not a reason to decide where to live (with very minor exceptions).
6. Some folk prefer Alberta, some others prefer Nova Scotia, BC, Ontario, Quebec, etc. This is totally irrelevant. (But if someone suggests Nunavit, they are probably taking the piss). Their opinion is dependent on where they actually are, not on knowledge of anywhere else in Canada. And here I plagiarize a former poster called iainK, "A happy ex-pat is one who enjoys their job...." corollary obvious. ( I hope).
7. there is no seven.
8. An important one here. Canada is a multicultural society. Please do not expect that, just because you come from the former colonial power, you have any special status here. You don't.
9. Trucker's wages are just awful here as they are in most other countries. You're a trucker, what did you expect?
10. Don't mess with dbd33: you won't win.
2. None of your electrical appliances (battery operated appliances such as dildos excepted) are worth bringing with you.
3. If you have no initiative to use in finding a job first, forget the whole idea.
4. Canada is a big place. This has several implications.
5. Schools are not a reason to decide where to live (with very minor exceptions).
6. Some folk prefer Alberta, some others prefer Nova Scotia, BC, Ontario, Quebec, etc. This is totally irrelevant. (But if someone suggests Nunavit, they are probably taking the piss). Their opinion is dependent on where they actually are, not on knowledge of anywhere else in Canada. And here I plagiarize a former poster called iainK, "A happy ex-pat is one who enjoys their job...." corollary obvious. ( I hope).
7. there is no seven.
8. An important one here. Canada is a multicultural society. Please do not expect that, just because you come from the former colonial power, you have any special status here. You don't.
9. Trucker's wages are just awful here as they are in most other countries. You're a trucker, what did you expect?
10. Don't mess with dbd33: you won't win.
Last edited by Novocastrian; Jul 12th 2007 at 2:02 pm.
Jul 12th 2007 | 1:24 pm
#2
Lost in BE Cyberspace
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From: Windsor, ON; Chicago, IL
Re: Frequently answered questions.
A Marmite answer didn't make your top ten?? 
Jul 12th 2007 | 1:27 pm
#3
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Jul 12th 2007 | 1:50 pm
#4
Tea Drinker
Joined: Nov 2006
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From: Kamloops, BC
Re: Frequently answered questions.
3. If you have no initiative to use in finding a job first, forget the whole idea
Just curious.
Jul 12th 2007 | 2:01 pm
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Jul 12th 2007 | 4:09 pm
#7
A rather curious boy
Joined: Aug 2006
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From: Melbourne
Re: Frequently answered questions.
1. Most likely your incredibly sophisticated mobile phone won't work here. Live with it.
2. None of your electrical appliances (battery operated appliances such as dildos excepted) are worth bringing with you.
3. If you have no initiative to use in finding a job first, forget the whole idea.
4. Canada is a big place. This has several implications.
5. Schools are not a reason to decide where to live (with very minor exceptions).
6. Some folk prefer Alberta, some others prefer Nova Scotia, BC, Ontario, Quebec, etc. This is totally irrelevant. (But if someone suggests Nunavit, they are probably taking the piss). Their opinion is dependent on where they actually are, not on knowledge of anywhere else in Canada. And here I plagiarize a former poster called iainK, "A happy ex-pat is one who enjoys their job...." corollary obvious. ( I hope).
7. there is no seven.
8. An important one here. Canada is a multicultural society. Please do not expect that, just because you come from the former colonial power, you have any special status here. You don't.
9. Trucker's wages are just awful here as they are in most other countries. You're a trucker, what did you expect?
10. Don't mess with dbd33: you won't win.
2. None of your electrical appliances (battery operated appliances such as dildos excepted) are worth bringing with you.
3. If you have no initiative to use in finding a job first, forget the whole idea.
4. Canada is a big place. This has several implications.
5. Schools are not a reason to decide where to live (with very minor exceptions).
6. Some folk prefer Alberta, some others prefer Nova Scotia, BC, Ontario, Quebec, etc. This is totally irrelevant. (But if someone suggests Nunavit, they are probably taking the piss). Their opinion is dependent on where they actually are, not on knowledge of anywhere else in Canada. And here I plagiarize a former poster called iainK, "A happy ex-pat is one who enjoys their job...." corollary obvious. ( I hope).
7. there is no seven.
8. An important one here. Canada is a multicultural society. Please do not expect that, just because you come from the former colonial power, you have any special status here. You don't.
9. Trucker's wages are just awful here as they are in most other countries. You're a trucker, what did you expect?
10. Don't mess with dbd33: you won't win.
I object to your tone.
I am a blue-tooth wearing trucker, will this mean that I will have to be out of communication whilst driving long distances? Will this mean that I will have to work to find employment? Will my marmite stirring dildo still work?
Jul 13th 2007 | 1:38 am
#9
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From: Europe (to be specified).
Re: Frequently answered questions.
Yes, as noted, battery operated m**mite stirring dildos function perfectly well in Canada.
Jul 13th 2007 | 1:44 am
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Canadiain
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 688
From: Up Over, (not Down Under)
Re: Frequently answered questions.
BIIIIIIIIINK. Please make this thread sticky. I think it covers everything...
Jul 13th 2007 | 2:02 am
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