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Forum: Caribbean

Sep 10th 2017, 10:20 am

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Whats the daftest question you were ever asked?

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Posted By uk_grenada

Re: Whats the daftest question you were ever asked?

Couple of days ago a tourist asked me how they could get a daytrip to a pretty looking island about a mile offshore.

I told them to talk to secret harbour hotel who can arrange daytrips.

The...

Forum: Caribbean

Mar 19th 2017, 3:04 pm

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Whats the daftest question you were ever asked?

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Posted By uk_grenada

Re: Whats the daftest question you were ever asked?

Daytripper tourist off a liner was looking for dubious smoking material, so he asked my local barman.

Being of a mischevious nature the barman said it was best to ask a policeman...

Amazingly...

Forum: Caribbean

Feb 17th 2017, 3:09 pm

Replies: 20

Whats the daftest question you were ever asked?

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Tourist tries some 80 proof dark rum, coughs - 'do you sell a lighter version of this'

'Sure man, here you go' hands over a bottle of white 168 proof.

Tourist drinks a sip, cant take the...

Forum: Caribbean

Dec 25th 2016, 7:11 am

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Whats the daftest question you were ever asked?

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There is the towel club here, people regardless of colour are local, jcb or tourist.

It took me 5 years and the acquisition of a local nickname to become a local, jcb's are just come backs or...

Forum: Caribbean

Nov 21st 2016, 11:40 am

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Whats the daftest question you were ever asked?

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I used t ointerview lots of people in the nhs, one standard question was 'what stresses you out at work'. From the question, its obvious that 'i dont get stressed' is going to lose it, everyone is...

Forum: Caribbean

Nov 20th 2016, 1:57 pm

Replies: 20

Whats the daftest question you were ever asked?

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Re: Whats the daftest question you were ever asked?

Someone asked me yesterday where they could purchase fresh local salmon as the frozen stuff wasnt so good... [well its all one big ocean isnt it.]

Forum: Caribbean

Apr 18th 2016, 12:56 pm

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Whats the daftest question you were ever asked?

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Flavour of the day appears boaty mcboatface :-) mines called an old pun, idlevice...

Forum: Caribbean

Apr 18th 2016, 10:40 am

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Whats the daftest question you were ever asked?

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Re: Whats the daftest question you were ever asked?

NB just to make sure, monkeys are a protected and much liked creature, you dont shoot them, you feed them...

Forum: Caribbean

Apr 17th 2016, 11:59 am

Replies: 20

Whats the daftest question you were ever asked?

Views: 8,000

Posted By uk_grenada

Whats the daftest question you were ever asked?

I do agree that generally there are no daft questions only daft answers, but occasionally....

I was once asked

'I understand the island has a serious water shortage and that all the water is...

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