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Forum: Portugal
Feb 1st 2010, 4:09 am
Replies: 17
Views: 1,399
Posted By Bloakey

Re: anything goes

So you were a sole trader?
Forum: Portugal
Feb 1st 2010, 3:56 am
Replies: 6
Views: 1,231
Posted By Bloakey

Re: Rental home wanted

Hi,

You could also try:

http://casa.sapo.pt

I did and was amazed, the appartment I am in came from there and it is brilliant.
Forum: Portugal
Jan 31st 2010, 5:42 am
Replies: 72
Views: 18,538
Posted By Bloakey

Re: Burglaries, warning

Gas yourself and that would obviate the need for the middle man.
By the time the gas bill is paid you would have been robbed of all your goods and chattels anyway. Given the cost of gas here,...
Forum: Portugal
Jan 31st 2010, 5:35 am
Replies: 72
Views: 18,538
Posted By Bloakey

Re: Burglaries, warning

[QUOTE=derbyflan;8298265]Masterbaits 'chats' with a cold-calling Jehova's Witness.
<snip>QUOTE]

What is the similarity between Jill Dando's Assassin and a Jehova's Witness?




They both...
Forum: Portugal
Jan 30th 2010, 1:57 pm
Replies: 72
Views: 18,538
Posted By Bloakey

Re: Burglaries, warning

I lived there during the fighting in 83, lovely place and very nice people.
Forum: Portugal
Jan 30th 2010, 7:03 am
Replies: 20
Views: 3,666
Posted By Bloakey

Re: Moving yto algarve, are we mad??

Hi,

You are in the right place for advice. I would advise you to come over and rent and make sure you do not burn your bridges, renting is really cheap and you can see whether you like any other...
Forum: Portugal
Jan 30th 2010, 6:46 am
Replies: 19
Views: 7,061
Posted By Bloakey

Re: Vodaphone dongle

Hi,

I do a lot of travel and have got a few dongles and a couple of telephones as well, there is no way around it. My Blackberry for Jan in Portugal was 250 quid and last August I paid £2000.00 to...
Forum: Portugal
Jan 30th 2010, 6:39 am
Replies: 35
Views: 3,728
Posted By Bloakey

Re: Recent rain

I am often to be seen listening to the drips in my front room in Caldas da Rainha. I think that the earthquake caused a bit of damage and some water is finding its way in.

Ahhh well, it could be...
Forum: Portugal
Jan 30th 2010, 6:17 am
Replies: 72
Views: 18,538
Posted By Bloakey

Re: Burglaries, warning

I would suggest using Claymore mines disguised in post box, you could also dig pits in the lawn and install punji sticks. These would have to be done in a manner so that the penetrate the fesh just...
Forum: Portugal
Nov 12th 2009, 6:24 am
Replies: 5
Views: 1,180
Posted By Bloakey

Ta very Much.

hi,

I was on here a while back wittering about moving to Caldas da Rhaina, I got a good link here for renting an appartment (I want to buy a farm but need a base while I look [Caldas is a dump but...
Forum: Portugal
Sep 16th 2009, 12:22 pm
Replies: 25
Views: 1,978
Posted By Bloakey

Re: Excrete or vacate the receptacle.

Awright geezer, sorted innit.

Errrr, cough, bows head in shame. Errrr, cough, I am a Murray Stewart in the distant past (red, yellow and white stripes, dark bands for our tartan) and if you go to...
Forum: Portugal
Sep 16th 2009, 11:55 am
Replies: 25
Views: 1,978
Posted By Bloakey

Re: Excrete or vacate the receptacle.

Oooh, you changed your post.
Forum: Portugal
Sep 16th 2009, 11:54 am
Replies: 25
Views: 1,978
Posted By Bloakey

Re: Excrete or vacate the receptacle.

Not meant in the pejorative sense (see PM), in the same way that you can call me Paddy . Perhaps I hang around in AD with too many Scottish people but they seem to describe themselves as Jocks or...
Forum: Portugal
Sep 16th 2009, 9:50 am
Replies: 25
Views: 1,978
Posted By Bloakey

Re: Excrete or vacate the receptacle.

Go Raibh maith agat, Jock.
Forum: Portugal
Sep 16th 2009, 9:33 am
Replies: 25
Views: 1,978
Posted By Bloakey

Re: Excrete or vacate the receptacle.

Hmmm, I am an ex Foreign Legionnaire (amongst other things), a couple of degrees, overweight, ugly, psoriasis when I am in the UK etc.

But apart from that ...

As to hippos, I like a beast that...
Forum: Portugal
Sep 16th 2009, 9:08 am
Replies: 25
Views: 1,978
Posted By Bloakey

Re: Excrete or vacate the receptacle.

Hmmm, I will look out for a frisky mare hanging around in underground car parks, pining for the Fjiords or Foz no doubt.

The car park at the back of the hospital on the edge of the park is...
Forum: Portugal
Sep 15th 2009, 8:44 am
Replies: 25
Views: 1,978
Posted By Bloakey

Re: Excrete or vacate the receptacle.

Hmmmm,

A friend of mine did not realise what the story was and he ended up with 1000Euros worth of damage to a hire car.

Personally I do not believe in extortion whether it be personal or state...
Forum: Portugal
Sep 15th 2009, 7:08 am
Replies: 25
Views: 1,978
Posted By Bloakey

Re: Excrete or vacate the receptacle.

I will do, I might also wipe my arse on the doormat, do a wee in the communal areas and let off a mighty fart in the lift.
I will then fight my way past the weeping women, council tax collectors, HM...
Forum: Portugal
Sep 15th 2009, 6:33 am
Replies: 25
Views: 1,978
Posted By Bloakey

Re: Excrete or vacate the receptacle.

Hi,

Thanks to all for your good wishes.

It will be interesting as to how they treat me as a temporary renter (will buy when I meet my dream), I have no credit history here, will have to use...
Forum: Portugal
Sep 11th 2009, 2:55 am
Replies: 25
Views: 1,978
Posted By Bloakey

Re: Excrete or vacate the receptacle.

Cheers to the well wishers.

I used to live in Corsica when in zee French Armeé and the center of Portugal reminds me of of my beloved Corse :)
I Have been bouncing around the Middle East ...
Forum: Portugal
Sep 10th 2009, 9:45 pm
Replies: 25
Views: 1,978
Posted By Bloakey

Re: Excrete or vacate the receptacle.

More like shit or get off the pot.

I am very lucky in that the or bust part should not apply to me. I just need to find the little farm that I want and I will transfer one of my little enterprises...
Forum: Portugal
Sep 10th 2009, 8:10 am
Replies: 25
Views: 1,978
Posted By Bloakey

Excrete or vacate the receptacle.

Hi,

I am a newby here so I salute all and sundry with a hail good 'fellow' (or chapess) well met.

I have been looking at moving out to Portugal for the past year and have been busy working in...
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