Would you give a BE regular a job?
Feb 27th 2013, 9:27 am
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Re: Would you give a BE regular a job?
Don't worry, I'm not bitter.
Feb 27th 2013, 9:48 am
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Re: Would you give a BE regular a job?
Come on, this is the idiot you're talking to here, don't get smart.
Bitter? You're as bitter as a bag of sugar, no back to beating Mentalist into submission. Or Millhouse - he's been tardy and needs a warning.
Feb 27th 2013, 12:14 pm
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Re: Would you give a BE regular a job?
Just reading that another BE member has yet another hangover and is diving out of work asap...(britexpat- shame on you). So just wondering as we know the ins and outs of peoples lives on here would you give them a job based on what you know from here?
So who would you employ and who would you most definitely not?
So who would you employ and who would you most definitely not?
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Feb 27th 2013, 12:42 pm
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Re: Would you give a BE regular a job?
I wouldn't employe any of you.
You're all bigots!
You're all bigots!
Feb 27th 2013, 1:06 pm
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Re: Would you give a BE regular a job?
I didn't say I'd do it - just getting all the info so I can make an informed decision, and that is why you would employ me 
Feb 27th 2013, 2:42 pm
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Feb 27th 2013, 5:11 pm
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Re: Would you give a BE regular a job?
I'd employ some people on here for sure.
I reckon Millhouse would just crack jokes all day, but funny ones.
Meow could supply me with good food and whisper financial advice in my ear before deposit money into willy hills.
KC - you'd be good to employ, you're the type that wants to do everyone elses work for them. I'd give you my workload.
I'd need someone to talk to about footie, so Spugsy or CDB or Bahtat.
I'd need someone to talk to about rugby, so The Dean. Also, he could be very useful for light bulb changing in the office.
Patsy, you'd be employed at reception to offer such lovely welcomes to everyone. Unless someone walked in called Darling. Then we'd be in the shit.
Britexpat, wouldn't employ you but I'd chuck you 10dhs every day to sit at the bottom of the building drunk.
Gossipers - Lalalayla, Busybee, Original Sunshine, you would all be at the water/moet fountain gossiping about my new hair cut.
Mikewot would be the office manager, dishing out written warnings for when millhouse is late.
I know I'm missing people but, you know.I think I've covered a lot of ground here.
There's a post open for being my tea boy? Shiva? You could deliver tea with a barrel of swear words, we'd laugh, shout some more, laugh and then you'd scuttle back to relax before we repeat.
I reckon Millhouse would just crack jokes all day, but funny ones.
Meow could supply me with good food and whisper financial advice in my ear before deposit money into willy hills.
KC - you'd be good to employ, you're the type that wants to do everyone elses work for them. I'd give you my workload.
I'd need someone to talk to about footie, so Spugsy or CDB or Bahtat.
I'd need someone to talk to about rugby, so The Dean. Also, he could be very useful for light bulb changing in the office.
Patsy, you'd be employed at reception to offer such lovely welcomes to everyone. Unless someone walked in called Darling. Then we'd be in the shit.
Britexpat, wouldn't employ you but I'd chuck you 10dhs every day to sit at the bottom of the building drunk.
Gossipers - Lalalayla, Busybee, Original Sunshine, you would all be at the water/moet fountain gossiping about my new hair cut.
Mikewot would be the office manager, dishing out written warnings for when millhouse is late.
I know I'm missing people but, you know.I think I've covered a lot of ground here.
There's a post open for being my tea boy? Shiva? You could deliver tea with a barrel of swear words, we'd laugh, shout some more, laugh and then you'd scuttle back to relax before we repeat.
