Hands up if you've ever used one of the below

-Are you a parking ticket? because you've got fine written all over you
-Do you have a sticking plaster? I just scraped my knee falling for you
-If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged
-My lips are registered weapons. Do you feel lucky?
-I'm not really this tall, I'm standing on my wallet
-When God made you he was showing off
-If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together
-Now before you run off, I'm not a freak
-There must be something wrong with my eyes. I cant take them off you
-You know what? Your eyes are the same colour as my Porsche
-Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes
-The thing is, you are ugly but you intrigue me
-Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
-I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you
-If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon
-Hey baby, you've got something on your bum....my eyes
-Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want or Christmas?
-Can you see my pants? Do you want to?
-Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
-Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here
-Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers
-Would you like to be unique and different? Try saying yes
-Aren't you Tony the Tiger on the frosties' box? because you look grrrreat
-Ten-tonne polar bear...now if that doesn't break the ice, nothing will
-Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
-Would you take a look at those curves? And here's me with no brakes
-I seem to have lost my phone number - can I have yours?
-Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
-Don't go in that building. The sprinklers will go off
-I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth quick
-Hey, you were great on Baywatch last night
-Good news. The test results have come back negative
-Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
-Hi. I'm Mr Right. Someone said you might have been looking for me
-You've been a bad, bad girl. Now go to my room!
-Aren't we supposed to get together for a candlelit dinner later tonight?
-Hello, Cupid called. He says to tell you he needs my heart back
-Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
-Is your name Gillette? because you're the best a man can get
-Know what I like best about you, baby? You haven't CS gassed me yet
-Hi, my name is Fred Flintstone and I'm gonna make your bedrock!
-That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
-Somebody better call God because he must be missing an angel
-If you were a new burger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous

And the best put-downs:-
-Can I buy you a drink?
Actually, I'd rather have the money
-Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice
-How did you get to be so beautiful?
I must have been given your share
-Hey baby, what's your sign?
Do not enter!
-If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing
-Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out
Okay, get out!

Anyone got any worse ones?

yeah, we've had a similar thread on here a while back...my worst was a lebo guy in cyprus when i was about 14 came up to me when i was swimming in the sea, took hold of a strand of my hair and said, "your hair is like gold but more precious..."...even then i knew that was just wrong, lol...

MM, xx

Did it hurt, when I fell over you from heaven???

How do you like your eggs in the morning?
- unfertilised!!

and there is the classis northern chat up line.

Fancy a f#ck?

Austin Powers has some good ones..........

"Do you work for the Post Office? No?? That's funny - I'm sure I saw you checking my package........."

-Do you feel tired?
-No, why?
-Because you've been running through my mind

How about "you are the most beautiful woman i've ever seen and I want to make love to you right now"

That worked for me at the grocery store once.

My face is leaving in 20 minutes, and I want you to be on it....

"Would you like a drink?"

"Well, why don't you go buy one while I talk to your friend."

"Do you like flowers?"

"well get your tulips round me cock"


Sid the sexest rocks

"do you have any spanish in you?

do you want some?"

"what winks then fk's like a tiger?"
*wink*

I must have had quite a bit to drink because you're beginning to look pretty good.

You shagged a vegetable?

"Can I buy you breakfast?" has worked from time to time.

Failing that, "500 Dirhams. Let's go now." seems to work OK too.

Did you fart? Cos ya just blew me away.