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A wonderful fairy tale...........

A wonderful fairy tale...........

Old Nov 10th 2013, 6:26 am
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Mildly amusing...........

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?” The Princess said, “No!!!”

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to strip bars and dated women half his age and drank whisky, beer and Captain Morgans and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and golf clubs and ate spam and chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

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Old Nov 10th 2013, 7:56 am
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Originally Posted by The Dean View Post
Mildly amusing...........

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?” The Princess said, “No!!!”

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to strip bars and dated women half his age and drank whisky, beer and Captain Morgans and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and golf clubs and ate spam and chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

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Old Nov 10th 2013, 9:22 am
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Originally Posted by Norm_uk View Post
So he had a good life and died childless - his line ended? Surely someone this cool should be breeding like buggery, married or not? He owes this to the world.

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