scrubbedexpat141

Its more likely than me, Churchill, Boris Johnson, Lennox Lewis and Hitler though right?

Alexa

My friends from Germany, my family and friends from Sweden, my friends and family from the US.
Why would I invite celebrities for Christmas? I don't know those people.

Oyibopeppeh

Peter Cook and Dudley Moore would be a good crack....

Boomhauer

Duke of Edinburgh, and ask him to go all out with the non P.C. jokes

lullabelle

Celebrities are dull as **** usually.

I want my mum and my brother with his family, my brother in law and my sister in law with her family. And bring back my grandad while we're at it.

I'll just have to get Patsy to help change my table booking to accommodate

Patsy Stoned

did you get your confirmation darling? xx

Norm_uk

Hitler and the Israeli Defence Force close combat course instructors over Christmas Dinner...a meal to remember!

I'd like Christopher Hitchins, Thomas Jefferson, Cary Grant, Theodore Roosevelt, Bob Hope, Confucious and Penn & Teller...oh, and at least 10 women off my top 40 sexist females of all time - but I'll settle for anyone interesting who smokes and drinks enough to offend most people these days

N.

littlejimmy

You'd want sexist females? Germaine Greer, perhaps?

I'd have my father-in-law who died last year. We didn't see eye to eye, but it would cheer the missus and the kids up, I'm sure.

TGFKASE

Wouldnt the smell put you off your sprouts?

littlejimmy

He didn't fart that much...

TGFKASE

Before or after the sprouts?

littlejimmy

It's the missus AFTER sprouts I am fearful of. She actually likes them as well.

TGFKASE

Dutch oven her with her own flatulence, I say.

S'like rubbing a puppies nose in their shit / piss....

mentalist

Mario Balotelli would be entertaining I'm sure. Hopefully he would bring his harem along with him..

Boomhauer

Well hell, you might as well invite Luiz "negrito is not a bad word, honest" Suarez also then