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Old Sep 18th 2007, 6:56 pm
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Originally Posted by beebee
So no bridget Jones knickers from you then....
OK OK......... I've been having an Iftar with the Bin Laden family (don't ask) and I come back to this thread and what do I find???

I'm "haughty" (according to "Dubai Chick" who has never heard of me before and vice versa), my sexual prowess has been trashed (which actually is fair enough but most of you lot don't actually know that), and I got ridiculed because I said I liked that girl's nipples and area lollies (or whatever)......

Listen - I'm in Riyadh - I haven't seen ANY nipples and whatevers - yuk or not yuk - since 1986........ so gimme a break..........

.......and as for lasting 'seconds not minutes'............. how the hell did you lot find out??? Only MH knows that........

I lasted longer inside BeeBee's cupboard than I've ever lasted inside a woman.........
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Old Sep 18th 2007, 6:58 pm
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Originally Posted by The Dean
OK OK......... I've been having an Iftar with the Bin Laden family (don't ask) and I come back to this thread and what do I find???

I'm "haughty" (according to "Dubai Chick" who has never heard of me before and vice versa), my sexual prowess has been trashed (which actually is fair enough but most of you lot don't actually know that), and I got ridiculed because I said I liked that girl's nipples and area lollies (or whatever)......

Listen - I'm in Riyadh - I haven't seen ANY nipples and whatevers - yuk or not yuk - since 1986........ so gimme a break..........

.......and as for lasting 'seconds not minutes'............. how the hell did you lot find out??? Only MH knows that........

I lasted longer inside BeeBee's cupboard than I've ever lasted inside a woman.........
Oh dear.. when did you escape?
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Old Sep 18th 2007, 7:01 pm
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Originally Posted by beebee
Oh dear.. when did you escape?
Escape??? From inside a woman?????

Oh I see what you mean........ sorry.........
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Old Sep 18th 2007, 7:02 pm
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Originally Posted by The Dean
OK OK......... I've been having an Iftar with the Bin Laden family (don't ask) and I come back to this thread and what do I find???

I'm "haughty" (according to "Dubai Chick" who has never heard of me before and vice versa), my sexual prowess has been trashed (which actually is fair enough but most of you lot don't actually know that), and I got ridiculed because I said I liked that girl's nipples and area lollies (or whatever)......

Listen - I'm in Riyadh - I haven't seen ANY nipples and whatevers - yuk or not yuk - since 1986........ so gimme a break..........

.......and as for lasting 'seconds not minutes'............. how the hell did you lot find out??? Only MH knows that........

I lasted longer inside BeeBee's cupboard than I've ever lasted inside a woman.........
Oh dear, must have been a typo. I meant naughty. REALLY.

Weren't you just in Beebee's cupboard for 2 seconds?
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Old Sep 18th 2007, 7:04 pm
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Default Re: Where to keep your beer.....

Originally Posted by The Dean
OK OK......... I've been having an Iftar with the Bin Laden family (don't ask) and I come back to this thread and what do I find???

I'm "haughty" (according to "Dubai Chick" who has never heard of me before and vice versa), my sexual prowess has been trashed (which actually is fair enough but most of you lot don't actually know that), and I got ridiculed because I said I liked that girl's nipples and area lollies (or whatever)......

Listen - I'm in Riyadh - I haven't seen ANY nipples and whatevers - yuk or not yuk - since 1986........ so gimme a break..........

.......and as for lasting 'seconds not minutes'............. how the hell did you lot find out??? Only MH knows that........

I lasted longer inside BeeBee's cupboard than I've ever lasted inside a woman.........
Forgot to ask - did the family give any insight in to where he may be?
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Old Sep 18th 2007, 7:06 pm
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Originally Posted by Dubai_Chick
Forgot to ask - did the family give any insight in to where he may be?
He was AT the meal..........

Ate a lot of hummus..........
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Old Sep 18th 2007, 7:09 pm
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Originally Posted by The Dean
He was AT the meal..........

Ate a lot of hummus..........
You didn't think of throwing a sack over him and running off with him?
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Old Sep 18th 2007, 7:11 pm
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Originally Posted by Dubai_Chick
Oh dear, must have been a typo. I meant naughty. REALLY.

Weren't you just in Beebee's cupboard for 2 seconds?
I thought we had covered that!
yes he was but he got the job done in half that time
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Originally Posted by Inselaffen
I thought we had covered that!
yes he was but he got the job done in half that time
Sometimes it is best to get it over and done with quickly
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Old Sep 18th 2007, 7:14 pm
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Originally Posted by Dubai_Chick
You didn't think of throwing a sack over him and running off with him?
No........... well, he was with this stunningly pretty Filipino whore, you see, and........
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Originally Posted by The Dean
No........... well, he was with this stunningly pretty Filipino whore, you see, and........
I would never put all those words together in the same sentence, but carry on with the story
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Originally Posted by Dubai_Chick
I would never put all those words together in the same sentence, but carry on with the story
think he meant stunningly cheap......
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Originally Posted by Inselaffen
think he meant stunningly cheap......
Go for it Ins...
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